After meeting my sister for lunch at Moorgate, we decided to grab a bit to eat. I have to say, I was undecided. Don't get me wrong, I've eaten at Pizza Express before. In the presence of my girlfriend I may even be pushed to say I LOVE Pizza Express, but I love Pizza Express how I'd normally eat it... For dinner.
I love pizza, all pizza (even Iceland's frozen pizza - I'm a cheap date) but my memories of this circular delicacy tend to be of me nomming my way through so much I feel ill... At 12:30 on a Wednesday, do I really need that?
Needless to say, I was (obviously) persuaded to give it a go on the promise that I could have just the right amount to fill me up, without feeling like a whale.
When it came to ordering I was directed to the bottom right of the menu - it was from here (the healthy options) I was to make my choice. Convinced I was already going to be eating too much, I ordered a hot meaty pizza (the name escapes me but if you're in a Pizza Express, you'll see it at the bottom) and a coke.
As time went by, I was already regretting my decision. Death by pizza followed by the tube, was imminent. UNTIL (there's always an until with these things) the 'pizza' (loose definition) was placed in front of me.
At first, I was confused... I had a standard thin crust pizza in front of me. You always no what you're getting with a Pizza Express ting crust and its not 'light snack' in my opinion. Admittedly, the moron in the kitchen had dumped a small pile of leaves on the middle of my pizza but i could live with that - I'll scoop it to the side and crack on with the task in hand.
That's when it happened... I pushed the leaves and dressing to the side. I was shocked and somewhat insulted (OK, I'm laying it on a little thick now but I'm in this deep. Might as well push through) to find the chef had either:
A) Forgot to cook the whole thing.
B) Take a HUGE hole punch to his creation.
The middle was GONE... It was a doughnut ring shaped pizza (that's why it 'healthy' - you're not eating a whole thing).
After all this I have to admit, my sister was right. This abomination of a 'pizza' tasted amazing and was just enough for lunch. To draw this dramatic EPIC to a concision, it was great, just the right amount. I will definitely be ordering this again, and if you get a chance to visit a Pizza Express at lunch, you're gna want one of these! read more