Marilyn Munster: "It certainly was nice of Uncle Herman to get us this private box."
Lily Munster: "Well, we Munsters always feel more at home in a box."
(Parody Mash up of the "Monster Mash")
I was shopping at PetSmart, late one night
Searching for a sanitary site
And there it was, for that cat of mine
For just $21.99...
A litter box, it was a corner throne
A litter box, Tootsie-Roll danger zone
A litter box, it's used by him alone
A litter box, break out Eau De Cologne!
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Your cat is the king of the house, doesn't he deserve a proper throne? With oh so many sandboxes from which to select, the choice can be head scratching, to say the least. The best place to start is by examining your feline's powder room personality.
The A-Rod:
If your cat displaces sand with the velocity of a baseball player sliding into third base (like mine), then you're going to need a pan with high sides. I was looking for a smaller backup box to supplement the baseball-field sized box I already have in one bathroom.
The solution: a corner comfort station, of course! No need to worry about the Alabaster Blast when it's your cat's turn at bat. The High-Sided Cat Corner Litter Box that I ultimately chose boasts advanced technology for odor blocking, and is also antimicrobial, and non-stick. Even J-Lo would be impressed.
The Daft Punk:
Most cats like a dead mouse or two, but if they also enjoy scratching turntables, the Whisker City Self Cleaning Litter Box at the bargain price of $99.99 might be your beat. This turntable-like toilet features a conveyor system and a bowl that rotates 360 degrees every hour. No DJ needed. Its claim to fame is that it sifts scoopable clay litter into a waste bin to the tracks of "Get Scraped".
The Robert Pattinson:
If your cat is on the shy side, why not provide him with some privacy in the form of a covered can? The Habitat 'n Home Litter Loo is designed for double duty, debuting designer décor while dispatching dirty deeds for the price of $93.95. Aside from the entrance door, the Loo also has a cute little window for your pervy cat to spy on anyone else doing their own business.
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It's a paté, he doesn't have to chew
It's a paté, he likes it, "Mew, mew, mew."
It's a paté, a grain-free chicken stew
It's a paté, made by Buffalo Blue
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Your cat wants dinner, and he wants it now. You know how this is going down...Beef Wellington (by Merrick) better appear on a silver platter before the situation escalates, and your hangry monster (or Munster) wraps himself around your head like the creature attached to Kane's face in "Alien"... or lops off your limb like Kitty Kat in "The Addams Family."
PetSmart will help you save face and arm by offering you a selection of gourmet, grain-free goodies from brands like Blue Wilderness, Nature's Variety, and Nutro, that your little one will be happy to lap up while you run for safety.
PetSmart carries some brands found in grocery stores as well, like Friskies and Purino Pro. I would love to see more grain-free and carrageen-free options, but with limited shelf real estate, you can understand the selection. This is where it's nice to live by a specialty pet food store, like Chuck 'N' Don's, to find the chicer chops.
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It's dental spray, blasts all the germs away
It's dental spray, keeps cavities at bay
It's dental spray, get back here, sit, and stay
It's dental spray, when we're done you can play
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Finally you'll have a use for that medieval chainmail armor you have tucked away for special occasions! You'll need the protection when addressing your cat's stank breath, along with assistance in the form of Only Natural Pet All Smiles Oral Care Spray.
My cat and I have both so far survived the home dental spray procedure relatively unscathed, so for that I give this spray good marks. I also like that the spray is herbal, featuring Peppermint Leaf, Wild Indigo Root, Spilanthes Plant, and Echinacia Angustifolia Root. My cat, however, gives the spray two paws down, declaring it to be, "#$@! mrrroow grrrrr".
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Whether you need a pioneering privy, a pleasing paté, or delightful dental spray, Petsmart has all your basic pet needs covered (along with everything else from Halloween costumes and holiday treats to scratching posts, carriers, and water and food dishes).
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