So let me set the scene. It's a Tuesday, I finish college early and my friend who we won't name for anonymity purposes, had a day off. He hit up my blower and said "Laurence chum its steak Tuesday fancy a spoons".
So at 6:45 we set out for what we thought would be a simple sophisticated meal out, but it was much more than that.
Firstly we went to the branded store, let's just say " every little helps". We signed up to the newly added 'scan as you shop' and after 30 mins we were done, we got the branded energy drink (the devil one), and a chocolate milkshake (don't go).
It was time for spoons. We went it sat down at the first table we saw, the location was fantastic. Unfortunately, this unpleasant Leigh park type of person came up to us and said "oi chums we've just orders food to here, scram".
So we thought ho hump life goes on, we found a small intimate table in the family section. We thought fuck it let's go all out my friend ordered the Steak Club 'full stack of ribs, with chips, onion rings and a pint of coke, no ice". I went for my usual. 'Beef burger, doubled up, cheese added with bacon and a pint of coke, no ice".
The lady who served me at the till said, "it won't be long about 10-15 minutes".
6.5 minutes later...
"Who had the double bacon burger"
" That would be me"
6.5 minutes later?! That's not 10-15 minutes is it Janet? I don't know whether to be pissed off or pleased. Either way I took the burger with both hands and said to myself " I'm having you laddy".
I would give the burger a 7/10, it was lovely piece of meat, however was slightly dry.
Would definitely go again for another club day, possibly curry club Thursday? Big up the Havant team for the hospitality, if you ever need guestlist for future LA-TO shows hit me up fam. read more