Best strip club in Austin! Mike the GM was very helpful and the waitress Rachel was very kind and attentive. Very clean and well kept club and will definitely be back. read more

Girls are hot. Waitresses are nice. Food and drinks are decent. However, the dancers are way too pushy. Even when you tell them no, they'll keep harassing you until they can swindle you out of a few hundred bucks half the time. I wouldn't go here unless you have lots of money to spend, and you can afford it. Otherwise stay away. read more

The food is very good and reasonably priced. Don't miss Prime Rib on First Fridays. An excellent meal. Chef Chappy is talented and personable. The servers are friendly and the dancers are appreciative of your tips. read more

If you follow the infamous "WWW" IG account as much as I do, you have probably either been to the Palazio by now, or have it on your "maybe??" list. First things first, The Palazio is first and foremost, a gentlemen's club, let's not get it twisted. If there are actual gentlemen? Absolutely not. However, the food offerings, shuttle service, party packages, steak nights, $69 bottle Tuesdays, and more could have a person inquisitive of what the Palazio has to offer... and that's a lot! I've been here during one of their happy hours where prices on select food items were half off (ie: flatbreads) and was pleasantly surprised with how good & well-priced the food was! Inside, the Palazio is actually pretty clean, well ventilated, and well-kept compared to other gentlemen's clubs in Austin. The Palazio has a main stage for it's performers, but also has side stages for a more intimate experience for VIPs. The women are friendly and beautiful, but not in a too unnatural way. It's true what they say, don't knock it until you try it! read more

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Came in tonight at 8:10 on a Wednesday- had a business card from an employee that said free cover, Female at the door said that I still had to pay a $10 county tax- WTF- It's either a comp to get in or not read more

Lovely entertainers, great food, and a clean, well-kept establishment. Always a good experience here with friends!

Do not come here unless you want to be hustled all night and taken for cheap lap dances that last less 2 min. 650 for vip and bullcrap alcohol prices. The girls will screw you over. Especially Bri. Don't go near here. The manager George and trinity the server is the only reason I'm not giving a 1 star. They are great but every girl is money hungry and will lie straight to your face for just a vip to say it's 200 when it's actually 650. Screw this club. read more

WARNING!!! genuinely went out of my way to take the time to help you. They are robbers dont go unless you want to have to contact your bank in the morning. The night manager will assist in the robbery, and all of it has been reported to the police and my bank. Fraud alert is on the way. $400 no dance is straight robbery. Please save yourself and go to divas. read more

Great place. Great staff amazing managers night or day ... I will come back and I would recommend it

The only reason I rate this a one is because they charged me for entrance (Even though I'm 23) and a dance. However, the staff was really good, I haven't tried their food, but maybe next time. I would improve the entrance fee, anyone 21+ do not have to pay, if you're under 21, you get the $30 fee. Dances/VIP should be should vary in the range of $20 - $35 for an hour (depending how long they want it), which will makr it easily affordable for the customer and the dancers can rack up money faster. read more

Emilly is exceptionally attractive and an exceptional server. I will return solely to experience her service.

Best strip club in Austin, prettiest girl and great food. The managers hobby did great taking care of us. Check It out!! read more

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Great place to hang out and enjoy some drinks. Melissa is a great waitress and will make sure your party is well taken care of. Highly recommend her! read more

I had Mia as my waitress and she was the best! She greeted me with a smile and was attentive all night. I would bring my friends back and ask for her any day. read more

Bella was the waitress for my husband and I. She was amazing and gorgeous! Love coming here!

Venus made our night, kept the vibes and party going. will be coming back for more ! was a great night at Palazios

One of the absolute worst strip club experiences I've had in Austin. The waitress. Jenny, was very nice, but the managers were overtly rude, the ambiance was dead, the dancers ignored my wife and I, and the bartender was a joke. The food was just alright. If you're anything other than a stereotypical investment banker, don't go here - they'll treat you like trash. Go to Perfect 10 or something instead. read more

rose was amazing and she made us feel so loved and welcomed! a+++ would come back for sure ! read more

Girls try and sell you drugs in the VIP area, and they'll try and stick you with a $500 bill even if you only get 1 bud light. AVOID AT ALL COSTS. read more

First time ever at a night club. We ordered food through the most amazing waitress Dani! She gave us the best service and really made sure we were well taken care of the whole night. She is also gorgeous!! Great night! read more

Great place for a steak..well, the whole meat market overall. The managers Hobby and Randy were super nice and accommodating for my large party. Just wish they were open past 2am on weekdays ...so it is basically a great afterhours club. read more

No fully clothed women Your lap is a chair Whoa! What are you doing? Where am I? Red Bull! read more

I had the pleasure of having Pao as my server when I came here a couple of months ago. She attended to my every need. A great conversationalist and I left feeling like I was a valued customer! Can't recommend her enough! The food was better than expected and the vibes were immaculate! read more

Great out of town experience. Highly recommended. Wonder service, beautiful girls. Host were excellent.

Came in here after finishing the night out on 6th. Place was packed and the parking lot was full, but it was a huge lot so parking wasn't hard to find. I think my friend paid $20 for each of us to get in, which is pretty comparable to what I'd pay when I go to the Men's Club in Houston. HOWEVER, at the Men's Club they provide free breakfast buffet. Not the case here. The girls are all about business. My friend bought me a lap dance froma dancer that lasted maybe a little over a minute. Why? Because she started halfway through a song and when the song was over, she was like "would you like another dance?" Like, serously?! My typical experience at gentlemen's clubs is when they get with you halfway through a song is they would either talk/flirt with you until a new song starts or they'd do mini-dance until a new song starts. Not here, though. They just want to take your money and run. And oh, let's not forget that she asked for $30 for the dance, which was then lowered to $25. Whaaaat? Nah, just nah. Me and my friend spent the majority of our time just standing around because the place was super packed and there were plenty of people dancing around. I finally had to excuse myself and go to the car because I started to feel sick and didn't want to make a mess inside. I told my friend to take his time. About 20-30 minutes later he came out saying that none of the girls would even try and talk to him - a far different experience from most clubs in Houston, Vegas, and New Orleans. Will I be back? Probably not. I'm not too familiar with the Austin scene, but the Palazio will definitely not be the place where I'd be spending my money. I would not recommend my friends to come here either. read more

Highly recommend! Best customer service from Valeria ! Will definitely become a regular with that personality

Strip clubs. Not my scene, but who doesn't like ta-ta's? I'll go for friends' bdays but increasingly have a hard time being out where I can't hear or see anything. Yep. That's who I am now. Also, since I carry a Mary Poppins purse, I didn't realize I'd left my phone in my friend's car. And when my friend gave me his keys to go check, I didn't realize I was trying to open an Audi with Fiat keys. Again, yep. This is where I'm at in life. But thanks to Jeremy and Jason, the valet/security team, I was quickly re-directed to the correct vehicle Additionally, they were very sweet amidst my embarrassment and made sure that my phone was found (thanks tactical flashlight), and all lights and doors properly locked. My safety was ensured for the entirety of this eventful look-see. Get it? (I'm at a strip club) As always, I appreciate and get borderline poetic about awesome customer service. Thank you, Jeremy and Jason. read more

So overrated. We've been looking forward to an Austin trip just to come here. Get there and awesome! There's hot girls here. Ya well they know they're hot and talk to no one. Walk around with their. Owes in the air. Oh but if you have a bottle in your table they will come say hi. Little did they realize we were ready to get a private room and drop some cash. After sitting there for about 2 hours and have 1 girl come say hi, we headed to a different club and spent our money there. Won't go back. read more

Can believe I'm writing a strip club review ... paid almost $1,500 for a bachelorette party table for ten with bottle service & had one girl approach us in nearly three hours. We went to the girls (strange in a strip club that they don't come to you- and they all congregate in one area....), we were told they only do privates for an hour ($500) ... is this a brothel or a strip club, can we just get a lap dance? Ended up paying $100 for a one song lap dance so the bride to be could at least have a lap dance........ the rest of us sat around half drinking the bottles. We did NOT enjoy our time and would NEVER go back. read more

MONEY GRAB - BACHELOR PARTIES BEWARE Let me preface this review by saying that I've been to a lot of strip clubs from NYC to Vegas and many seedy places in between. I have never a worse experience than this place. It's not the fault of the girls, that's for sure, because they are all very pretty, but the management and cocktail girls are complete crooks. And before anyone thinks I'm some cheap guy who can't afford a good time or to take care of the girls let me assure you that is not the case here. From the moment we walked in with our group for a Bachelor party the host, cocktail waitress and management all insisted that they had no room at any tables in the pit and all they had for us was champagne rooms for $625 or $595 for the night with one bottle. Clearly this was a lie as there were more empty tables than full. But in light of having a good time we got the champagne room for $595 w/one bottle and the room for the night. Well, without asking, the girls, the cocktail waitress and host took us to our area. At least 10 girls sat down with us just talking and without mentioning to us they all were looking for $500 for a 1/2 he and $1000 for an hour. Now if they had mentioned that prior to sitting and hanging out drinking our booze we'd have said let us get acclimated and figure out what girls we were interested in. Well they began charging our credit cards for 1/2 hour and hour time for all 10 of the girls even though we did not ask for any of it. It all went down hill from there. This place is a ripoff if you come in a group. Maybe they don't do that to one or two guys that walk in together, but beware of what they are doing to you if you're coming in with a group. You've been warned! read more

I'd to start off by saying this club is one of the nicest I've ever been in too. The experience I had was one of the best nights I've had.. from the waitress to the dancers. Aria was the dancer that I spent most of my time with. She was extremely sociable and treated me with the upmost class. I must say that curly blonde hair of hers got me but her classiness and attitude is what sealed the deal on my experience. I would recommend this place for anyone looking to have a great night. read more

Omg Alyssa was such a great server! The drinks were amazing as well! The manager on duty, Lawrence, that night was super friendly, it was great environment. All the beautiful girls were vibing to the DJ's great mixes! Was here for a short little weekend and decided to give this place a shot and so glad I did! Definitely will be back next time I'm in town! read more

I'm not one to typically review an adult entertainment club, however this place requires some honest feedback in my opinion. I visited this area for a close friends bachelor party and at the end of the night, after the clubbing was over, my group of nearly 15 came here. To be quite honest, I would have been happy just grabbing a drink and buying a dance for my friend. Instead, the type of service we received is what warranted this review. 1. The social model here is backwards; the dancers expect the people to approach them to ask for dances, etc. 2. About 60% of the dancers only do VIP packages (nearly a $700 dance for half hour) 3. The behavior of the dancers is quite stand-off. Almost unapproachable. Austin treated us well, but Palazio, unfortunately, was the let down of the trip. I'm coming to Austin again next month for another party and can't endorse anyone going here as long as they're okay with this sort of superficial and client bias behavior. read more

Dont go here, they will scam you! I paid $10 to get in on 9/2, ordered 2 Jack and Cokes for me and my buddy. I wasn't there but for maybe 30 minutes. I asked to get my card back because we were tired and wanted to leave. They came back with a bill for $24.00 which I paid with card and proceeded to leave. The next day I realized they had charged me for $50. I assumed that was maybe the amount they automatically hold and they hadn't batched out there credit cards yet. Nope, I got ripped off. HERE IT IS THE 6TH OF SEPT, 4 days later and they still havent returned the difference! They overcharged me on purpose. Dont go here!! Horrible place to be that dishonest. I'm shocked they get away with shit like this. Its robbery. Pelazio management, you should only charge people what they agree to pay. Adding to the bill for a higher tip than was agreed upon by signature is wrong, illegal, and just a shitty thing to do! If you were a decent organization you would return the money you stole from me! I'm very upset about this!! read more

Never been treated like this in my lifetime. My brother is blind and the bouncer turned us away. Unbelievable that they would say he's too intoxicated because he's literally blind!! Never been discriminated like this in my life. If you support people discriminating against people with disabilities please spend your money here, otherwise spend your hard earned money elsewhere. read more

The night Dj with the ponytail sucks at playing music lol. Like this Dj was playing the worst music i've heard in a strip club i was bored and the women LOOKED were bored on stage. it was killing my mood to be there and their mood to preform im sure. read more

Great place lots of fun. Beautiful women. Cool managers ... drinks were great. Bartends were friendly

This place is a bit classy for my taste. I prefer my dancers to be a bit on the trashy side: stretch marks, C-section scars, and poor dental health are all essential characteristics of my type of dancer, and I just can't find anything like that at this place. All the entertainers are just way to hot (hair, nails, make-up, nice body, and ETC.) for a guy like me to afford dances from. Having been to rehab over a dozen times one could say I like to drink and the 6$ beers are a killer. #Shout out## TO door girl Kimber, always ready for a prank ahah Playa out!! read more

I stopped by during the day a few weeks ago. I actually stopped by a few strip clubs in Austin and this was the only one where dancers approached me. Maybe because it was daytime. The girl I ended up getting a dance with was nice and gave me a hell of a dance. When I'm in Austin again I will definitely try this club out again. read more

At least it wasn't STANKankerous like Expose was. 8 of us were on a mission after our dinner at Roux to hit a strip joint (well, not me, of course, I wanted to go home and pray for Sarah Palin). When we walked into Expose, it was nothing but space. 10 guy customers, and 2 girls, and the place smelled like CAT food and ASS. So, we hailed 3 cabs, asked the drivers what the best was, and they took us here to Palazio. If any of you have been to Crazy Horse Too in Vegas (at least when it was still around), this is sort of the impression I got when we arrived.... maybe slightly Vegas Spearmint Rhino too. But it was a pleasant uptick from the previous arm pit. Nice, Romanesque design, wide-open space, friendly hostess and door dude. $10 cover. Inside..... decor was nice..... but very few girls. So our sausage party sat down near the center stage, and watched as this one pint-sized dancer wriggled and jiggled around the stage pole, to a completely different beat from the music playing, almost as if she was listening to salsa on a hidden Ipod. Quite humerous actually. Our waitress, Lauren, was a Goddess though. Very sweet, gorgeous eyes, extremely friendly, and came back regularly to check on our drinks. And that's when we realized..... she was the best looking girl there. One of our guys was so disappointed, he went over to the Texas Hold'em table in the back and played with a few of the other patrons. The rest of us sat there and just went about our usual business talk, hoping for at least ONE decent girl to gawk at. But no. It was like being a diabetic and watching the donut conveyor belt at Krispy Kreme. Interesting, but nothing spectacular, and you don't really want anything there or it'll make your pancreas explode. Now, I know that Texas has some of the most beautiful women in the country, but I guess that distinction ends when it comes to even the most classiest designed strip joints. Maybe the good girls stay home in Austin? read more