I got my pipe smoked by the one of the hottest Mexcan gals alive. All for $40. What a great night. We enjoyed our time.

Ah, **"Chicas Bonitas"** in Austin, Texas--a name that rolls off the tongue smoother than a shot of tequila! I stumbled upon this gem four years ago during the pandemic, when the world was locked down but my spirit was dancing like it was at a salsa competition. Picture this: it's a Friday night, the stars are aligning, and I'm ready for some Latin charm and a sprinkle of mischief. Walking in felt like stepping into a vibrant fiesta, complete with an ambiance that could only be described as "charmingly ghetto." Think of it as the kind of place where you might discover the next big salsa dancer or someone who can whip up tacos that make your taste buds do the cha-cha. It's not pretentious; it's a no-frills paradise for those of us who appreciate the beauty of Latina women. And oh boy, were there beauties to appreciate--mostly Cuban dancers who could easily grace a magazine cover or take home the gold in a salsa showdown! Now, let's talk about my evening companion: a stunning Cuban dancer whose beauty could make even the sun feel insecure. We shared drinks while I tried not to drool like a puppy in a pet store. She was so enchanting that she even gave me her WhatsApp! At that moment, I realized I might have just hit the jackpot--or at least rolled a lucky number on the roulette wheel of life. Spoiler alert: I dropped a solid $350 on lap dances. Worth every penny, my friends! She was doing things that had me questioning my life choices--and let's just say, the services went above and beyond the call of duty. After that whirlwind of a night, I knew I needed some sustenance to soak up the excitement. Off I went to the food truck out front for tacos. Now, these tacos were decent but not exactly life-changing--3 out of 5 stars. They were like that friend who always shows up to the party but never brings the good snacks. You appreciate their presence, but you're still wondering where the real goodies are! The alcohol? Affordable! I could sip on my cocktails without feeling like I was emptying my wallet faster than a kid at a candy store. A refreshing change from the overpriced drinks that often taste like regret. As I sat there, surrounded by the vibrant energy of beautiful dancers and infectious laughter, I felt completely at home. No judgment--just a shared love for the night and all its colorful characters. It was like being part of a family reunion where everyone dances a little too close for comfort, but hey, that's what makes it fun! Now, I hear "Chicas Bonitas" has closed and rebranded as "Diablas." While I haven't checked out the new digs, I can only hope they've kept the same spirit--because if you love Latina women in Austin, this was THE place to be. So if you find yourself in Austin and hear whispers of "Diablas," take my advice: dive in headfirst! Just remember to bring cash for tacos and don't forget to ask for WhatsApp. Who knows? You might just walk away with a delightful new friend and a story that will make your buddies jealous. Cheers to memories made--and the ones still to come! read more

Their parking lot is very limited and they charge you for a spot to park on top of the cover charge. So before you walk in you are already paying at least $20 (minimun). The owner never finds a need to upgrade his torn bar stools and for the last 20 years of coming to this place (once a year) the front desk lady has never smiled. read more

This is the seedy kind of strip club which is my preference. You'll get the experience your looking for if that's what your trying to find

It's been due time I review this spot. Chicas bonitas offers what your aching bones need. ;) They actually happen to have some type of Cuban connection because a lot of the ladies are from there. I won't question the arrangement since they seem to be comfortable and happy with the way things are. $10 to get in (I have used my military discount to get in for free before, so you active guys out there make sure to mention it.) $7 beers. Smoking allowed in the outside back area. All lap dances are $10 unless you go to the VIP. Don't bother with that, but it's your money and your lap. Speaking Spanish will help most lap dances become VIP dances. They now have a bathroom attendant that is pretty annoying and totally unnecessary considering that only about 3 guys fit total in that tiny space! Don't speak to him or he will try to talk your ear off. Chicas is not luxury, but it's got what men (and some ladies) need. Not a lot of parking. read more

This is definitely a classic strip club, lots of girls to choose from! I wouldn't consider this place very nice, but it is affordable, $20 dances. I would not recommend this place for someone's first strip club, if you don't know how to handle yourself with the girls you will be bombarded. read more

One of the best clubs I've been to. There are girls of various body types and colors and some of them are totally worth the visit but beware that you need to pay in cash for everything. Also warning that parking is not free and that also costs around $15. read more

If it were another time, I would say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning". Albeit a hair past noon, the Mai Lai massacre would be footnote of history compared to the human tragedy my eyes laid witness to today. Tragic acts of nature are no more than the folly of child's sandbox when compared to the horror and stench in this wretched establishment. Sewage in the streets would be a welcomed upgrade. In the short time of my confinement, I could not distinguish between the olfactory haze of human trafficking and the sad fajita platter the DJ consumed in 3 bites. What could not be consumed by the worlds most deprived was the ass of the portly grandma on the stripper pole. As she strode up the catwalk, her cankle's cries were disguised by the thump of music as the floorboards begged for a mercy killing . Everyone looked aghast as the brass pole undertook a stress test not even Underwriters Laboratory could devise. Thank heavens the pyrotechnics staff was on strike The bartender, scarred with transcontinental tracks across every visible vein was surprisingly friendly. I don't know if she liked me or just was at a loss for balance as she splashed out a huge dose of Casadores, for which I was grateful. I dare not return or what is left of my soul, for surely it will be lost It was Okay.... read more

If you like big girls and personal hygiene is more of a suggestion than a requirement then you are going to fucking love this place. When I say this place is dark, I don't mean it's full of black people. I mean the actual lighting is non-existent. It's about 1400 sq ft with one 40 watt light bulb. You can barely make out the 240 lb silhouette of the girl who's dancing on stage. When I say this place is nasty, I don't mean they don't wash their hands after cooking (but they probably don't). I mean they are downright animals in here. The dudes will dry hump the girls on stage and get total boners and just act like that's normal. I have never seen anything like it but holy fuck it is hilarious. Everyone is decently friendly though. From the girls charging cover, the bartenders and the vintage ladies on stage it's like you're at a family reunion where everyone kind of likes you because they have to and otherwise leaves you alone. Also the smell is bearable. read more

Bahahahaha!!! Greatest place EVER! And LOVE the photos! But hey...just a tip.....cuz Im a pro....I've been to Chicas Bonitas, Ojos Locos, and Chicas Locas in Fort Worth........don't sit down.....it's sticky, and nobody knows how it got that way. Also, no touching the walls. Trust me. read more

Back in my college days, this place was called The Lady. Definitely one of the nastier strip clubs in town, but we used to walk over as we lived nearby. Good times. It has now become Chicas Bonitas, offering fine topless entertainment for the discriminating Latino, or so the sign says. I'm not Latino, so just to be safe I brought my Latino friend with me. We initially walked in as a joke and thought we'd probably stay for 10 minutes, but we ended up having a few drinks, which turned into a few more drinks, and before we knew it, they were kicking us out at 2ish and we were wondering where the night went. They pretty much have girls of two types here - fat and really fat. Sir Mix a Lot would be in heaven here. Although the girls are mostly jumbo sized, the outfits are unfortunately not. There is more cottage cheese here than at the HEB distribution center! The great thing about places like this, at least for me, is that there are always 2 or 3 really petite girls, and none of the Latino guys like them, so they are readily available. Sure enough, found 3 or 4 good looking thin girls and monopolized their time. Dances are a measly 10 bucks! As with most places like this, dance quality varies from girl to girl. Drinks are amazingly stiff, so much so that I didn't believe my Jack and Coke was made with Jack. Wicked strong - we're still working off the hangovers from this place 20 hours later. If you like your women thick and speaking Spanish, this is your happy place. Music is all spanish as well. Fun times - make sure to check out the exotic vehicle parking at the valet in front - pretty funny what makes the cut for front row here. read more

I staggered into Chicas Bonitas to cap off a World Cup bar crawl with a finale gigante. I'm not into sports. I'm into...other things. The hostess was incredibly friendly, all the dancers were cool as hell and we shared smokes on the back patio listening to a punk band practice nearby. I got asked to DJ, I got invited to a BBQ. The drinks weren't crazy cheap across the board but the Bud Light pitchers were affordable and serviceable enough, with the bonus of glowing under the blacklights. No trouble at all from any of the crowd, and I got lots of attention from the dancers. In response to some of the less gracious remarks made by some of the other Yelpers - whom I am sure are objectively attractive and not touched by nature in any way - the ladies looked natural, smelled lovely, and have loads of charm. read more

-5 star DO NOT GO HERE! Were a couole from portland ,OR and have the best full nude strip clubs places on the planet. They charged a 7.00x2 cover to follow with a bar tab for 2 Cl bottles and a shot of fireball of 25.00. We walked out when we would have shared 200.00+ dollars with the women working there. So sorry for them trying to make a living on a Thursday night. Eorst management, front desk, bar experience ever...unless u want to get raped on your bill and be considered a fool....Please go to the yellow rose. This place has no respect for their dancers and they will rob u blind. PLEASE PASS THIS ON AND DO NOT SUPPORT THIS EDUTAINMENT. Worst place in Austin...Please go to the Yellow Rose! read more

Wow! This place is a nightmare. Like myself, a few old buddies were in town for the Holidays and we decided to get together for some good old fashioned college silliness. We knew we weren't about to walk into the classiest of joints but I guess that was somewhat part of the allure. I had absolutely no idea how truly bad this place would be. First of all, it smells like like a homeless shelter...in the summer...with no air conditioning. The ambiance of puke and piss sets the stage for what comes next - the girls. Let's just say we're better off not talking about the girls. Horrific. The drinks are overpriced and here's where it really goes off the rails - management is atrocious. I'm sure we stuck out like sore thumbs but they made it clear we were not welcome here. What a joke. We left after one drink and now feel compelled to warn others about this place...enter at your own risk. read more

LOVE all the BBWs in this joint!!! don't let weeds and the dead palm trees fool you. They got titties for days...and the stench is not bad

Great customer service! All the women are beautiful, and I love a woman with some color! Good drinks, not too over priced, the patio in the back is a nice little escape as well, always a fun time! read more

I went there a few years ago after the AC/DC concert. We had a great time and enjoyed the party. This is where the Crazy Lady use to be. read more

This place has come a Looong way. Used to be a shit hole poor excuse of a tittie bar but I guess they have made some changes and this place is now a haven of beautiful woman. I mean they're EVERYWHERE. Great Vibe, Good Music (Not just Mexican tunes), And probably the Hottest chics I've seen around the Austin club scene lately. Not your Average gentleman's club. More of a fun tittie bar vibe. A definite must see and check out. read more

This is owned by Vinnie Paul from Pantera. Dont expect it to be the Clubhouse in Dallas though. As the name would suggest, this place is specifically marketed toward Spanish speakers. The DJ plays annoying Tejano music and speaks in Spanish. As far as the girls, they range as far as their ability to speak English. Most are attractive, at least on the 2 or 3 occasions Ive been there. The outdoor "patio" is kinda dumpy. Usually a door fee. Valet parking only. read more

I visit this place about four times a year. Obviously a Latino bar. Latinos don't care for skinny chicks. Always a great selection of beautiful Cuban women. Monica is beautiful stunning Cuban with a huge ass, easily 50+. She is not pushy, quiet but you will have a hard time not busting your nut when she grinds on you. Id say she is about 30. If only I were a younger man.. read more

I got literally robbed. the girl I danced with stripped my wallet off!!!! I took off my jacket, put my wallet inside my jacket's pocket and placed it beside me to dance with a girl. Done dancing and took my wallet out to pay but realized all my cash from my wallet was gone. As I go out to speak to the manager, the girl rushed outside. I explained what happened to the manager, we both walked inside to look for the girl but she was nowhere around but she walked in later on. The manager took her to the office and came to me saying he researched her but found nothing. read more

Terrible service. Chicas bonitas? More like Chicas gorditas. Hardly any girls and rude af. Dont come here unless you're desperate. It's sad because the management is beyond pathetic. They have no idea how to talk to a custo who comes in with 15 people ready to spend money. Instead they want to be critical, keep asking you to pay your check, and send less than 2 girls over the whole time. This place is terribly managed, horribly organized, and makes you uncomfortable af. You're probably saying, "dude it's a strip club chill." Forsure, I know this. But when's the last time you were legit pissed at a strip Club? I've been to more than my freshly collegiate graduate ass can count, and I have never been treated with less respect and regard, especially since I actually had the money to treat my homie for his bday. This place blows. Go to palazio and save your money and time read more

I'm not big on these places, but my cousin used to work here and so now I am friends with a lot of the dancers who are all beautiful women with gorgeous smiles. I go for the drinks and the atmosphere. I also read playboy for the articles. read more

Where to begin.. The place was disgusting beyond belief, fellas avoid going to the men's bathroom, it smelled like something died in there and being that it is literally next to the sitting area, it really stunk up that area of the room. The cover charge was cheap, but they more than make up for it in drinks. The music was incredibly loud. It was ridiculously loud for the size of the room. If you come here I hope you know sign language. There are some other choices than here to go and have fun like this. Really, for better quality, go somewhere else. read more

I was impressed at first with the happy hour prices. Not bad; but then it gets average. But then, if you get dances beware of the scam of being charged for more than one. Get one, especially in the "VIP", get charged for 2. read more

This place is a joke. It smells like stale water when you first walk in. The girls are ok but they are pretty cool. They come in all shapes and sizes. The seating is horrible. If you sit at the bar you will be sitting on wood because the chairs are so worn out and management is so cheap that they just put a towel to cover the wood. The seat out on the floor are so dirty that I got a rash on my arm from the arm rest. The carpet stinks and as you walk on it, it feels like your shoes stick to the carpet.The so called patio has no seats only a broke ass couch that is falling apart. The men's room stinks so bad I went to the gas station... Drinks are over priced BIGG TIME!!! Before you go give your money away check out other clubs in town. I've been to a lot of clubs and this is the worst in Austin. read more

No stars to this place at all! beer prices are outrageous, dance prices are cheap, women are NOT FRIENDLY AT ALL, and the women were eighter too skinny or too chubby. Im not new to the strip club scene. My avorite is XTC or Hot Bodies but i decided to give this club a try. everytime i walk into a club i sit and atleast 1 lady is following me to my seat to sit on my lap. this wasnt the case at chicas bonitas. we were sitting there for over 1 hour and NO DANCERS CAME TO US! we were offered beer bout 9 times by the waitresses and 1 time by the manager. the last time a waitress came to us sayd that if we didnt "consume" management was going to kick us out. how the hell are we supposed to consume if what we want are lap dances and theres no dancers coming to us! ater going up to a stage and tipping a dancer i asked her to come back to my table and chill with me. well she brought her cell phone with her to be texting and she sat on a separate chair atleast 5 feet from me. she was there for bout 10 minutes and never even offered a dance. Dont even waste your time and money in this dump. go to XTC or Hot Bodies. the ladies there are friendly, beautiful and a awesome environment. NEVER GOING BACK TO THIS PLACE AGAIN!!!!!! read more

First and foremost let me just say that I don't go to clubs for the drinking or the food. My main focus are the girls, quality and quantity. Everything else is secondary. I don't drink and I don't see myself enjoying a meal as I observe other guys getting dances (especially if the parties involved are unattractive). With that stated let me start off by describing Chicas Bonitas with one word: GHETTO. The place looks dirty and rundown. The private dance area has soiled chairs that pretty much look as if they were picked up at a junk yard. As its name states, they primarily cater to the undiscriminating Latino male. As for the girls, there is some variety, but there is a strong focus on Latino females. During my visits I have found 1 or 2 girls with beatiful "thick" curvilineal physiques as opposed to the standard rectangular, large tummy, cellulitis covered body shape. The dances I received were above par, with extremely eager girls showing very little inhibitions. read more