There service is not good The food is way to sweet, And the building is very small Not the best experience read more

Head of the wait staff is outstanding, she is the only reason we didn't deduct 2 stars for the obnoxious and overly-loud owner. The Chilli-scrambled are great, although not as great as their Baked Eggs were (which should be brought back immediately). Much less stuffy than the hipster places nearby. read more

This place only hires absolute plebs who don't know how to give people's orders in a reasonable amount of time.They could of told us that it would be longer but no.When the food arrived 2 of our items were cold. One item also tasted like silicon. read more

Review is for the FreakShakes! It's a milkshake on steroids!!! The shake itself is okay. Not as cold and as much ice cream as I thought. It's more for the Instagram worthy photos. But do check it out. Indoor and outdoor seating. Very clean area and they serve other foods and baked goods as well. Recommendation: FreakShakes read more

Pâtissez - FreakShakes! - Desserts Near Me - Canberra, ACT

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Patissez is world famous for their milkshakes stacked with chocolate mousse, ice cream and things you would never expect! They are everywhere on social media like facebook, instagram etc. A new hype was born that was never seen before. So of course I needed to check it out. It was a coincidence that I was planning to go to Australia to travel here, so I had a quick stop at Patissez which was really worth it! The official Facebook page said that on weekends it could be up to 4 hours wait for a table what I definitely expected because of the hype. We walked in on a Friday morning and there was plenty of place to sit down. The shake we picked was there in less then 5 minutes which is great! The staff is also very enthusiastic and friendly. The only downside in this place are the prices. You pay around 13 AUD for a shake, 65 for a whole pie,.. But it is worth it! read more

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Was the half hour wait for a table worth it? Yes. Was the food awesome? Yes. Will I have another freakshake in the future? Not for as long as I live. Was a 10% surcharge on a Sunday absolutely crazy? YES! Let's get this first part off my chest - a 10% surcharge on Sunday and 15% on a public holiday is absolutely insane. It. Is. A. Lot! Now, down to business. The food we ordered was great. The Spanish omelette...chorizo...enough said. I wished they'd cut up the chorizo into smaller pieces and more throughout the omelette though. The sauce on the omelette was noiiiceeee. The freakshake...we ordered a mini mint one for $11.90 and we had trouble finishing it! There were people coming in ordering one each of the regular sized shakes...and finishing them. I love my sweet foods, but this is just crazy! There is so much packed in there...thank the lawd I had a piccolo to wash down the sweetness! That's not to say it didn't taste delicious...it was just too much! Yep, that's my freakshake novelty need satiated. And let's never have another one again. read more

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On one hand, my brekkie of pumpkin smash was amazing. On the other, the baby milkshake looked good but somehow had too much of frozen yogurt/custard taste. I wished that I went for Nutella instead of Michael Jackson. The patio had overhead heaters for those chilly days. read more

The Freakshakes are bloody amazing! You will slip into a food coma but totally worth it. There's a bit of a wait for food and drink but good things come to those who wait. Can I get an amen! read more

Pâtissez - Takeaway version *drools* - Desserts Near Me - Canberra, ACT

I ordered a regular jug of Salty Nutz that costs $11.50. Alright here is the thing. Is it overrated? Not really since the pecan pie on top of my shake was gorgeous and even though I asked for it to be warm, it is still pretty good. The other thing, how long did I wait? I arrived at around 10 and waited for around an hour to sit in and then waited for around 30-45 minutes for our shakes. Is it worth it? Oh well. Here it goes. Basically the first few sips went like 'oh shit. OH SHIT. THIS IS SO GOOD OH MY GOD I CANNOT STOP.' The caramel and all that in my drink went down my throat and stayed there and told me again and again how sweet it is and how the salted caramel loves my throat. And then it hit me that I realize, either my tongue is malfunctioning or it is the truth that they forgot to put soy milk in mine and I am drinking one with regular milk. And then, it gets terrible. My friends and I started drinking our own and were all happy and satisfied, but the thing is that the shake jugs are pretty big and we cannot finish all of them because of the sugar. Note that I did not even eat breakfast to be prepared for this. I still couldn't finish it. The sugar... well it gave me a headache after I have gone mid-way and it is very sweet. Like seriously. I asked for salted caramel for the thing is it is insane. Not like REALLY REALLY sweet, but it is quite sweet. So.... on a scale of 0-10, it is around 8.5 on the sweetness scale. Alright, so it gives me a roller coaster ride on the sugary goodness, but well at the end of the ride it just gave me a headache, and heavy diarrhea (probably because of the milk but well well well). Conclusion: Do not get the $11.50 jug. It is too large and it makes you feel like you are going to die by the end of it. Get the smaller jug that is a bit cheaper: Same taste but you will feel better. Opinion on price: It is not that over-priced when think about the ingredients and details on the decor, but yeh. read more

Pâtissez - The magnificent shake. Mine is warm so the cream is melting but the pecan pie on top is DELICIOUS. - Desserts Near Me - Canberra, ACT

Anna and Phil and all the staff are brilliant- so quick to adapt their business was to Covid. The most amazing zucchini fritters for breakfast and too many other brilliant items. If you have a sweet tooth, it's amazing with the freak shakes and donuts. If you've got a savoury taste, there's just too many brilliant choices. read more

The freakshakes were amazing. Although I didn't particularly like the whipped cream. The freakshakes took awhile to come out but still tasted amazing. There was one staff member who was quite rude to my friends and I. She handed out two freakshakes, but I think she might of forgotten about the rest ( their was 4). A few minutes went by and we asked if the other two were ready so we could take a photo of them all because the other twos ice cream was starting to melt. The waiter turns to us and says "well I only have two hands" she than rolled her eyes and walked away, I also think the pricing is quite fair I believe it was $9 for a small (which were still big) and $12 for a large. Altogether I think that Pâtissez was a lovely restaurant and I thoroughly enjoyed the layout and design, the food and drinks and the pricings. I would definitely return. read more

I heard this was a very popular place and my Australian friend recommended it so we decided to give it a try. The shake was very rich with lots of Nutella. I liked the pretzel and chocolate combination but the Nutella might have been a little too much. Felt as though I were drinking out of a Nutella jar with a bit of milk added to it. Still a fun experience however. I would just try a different shake next time around. read more

What a truly amazing shake!! Absolutely delicious, and well worth 5-stars, but these guys lose a star for the 2hr wait time! Even tho it was Monday morning, the wait for a table was 1.5 hours & after ordering straight away, there was still a half hour wait for the 3 shakes to arrive! A bonus is that they will take your phone number & call you when a table is free, so you can spend a little time looking around the local shops. Nearby parking is only 2hrs tho, so be prepared to have to move the car before your shake is ready! Back to the shakes: I wanted a Muddy Pat (the brownie-topped shake) but by the time we got a seat & got to order (1pm) they had run out. Boo! I settled for a Nutella & Pretzel shake which was still amazingly awesome. Apparently there is 1/3 of a 1kg Nutella jar in each shake & i'd believe it! Deliciously sweet without being overpoweringly syrupy. And I love the salty pretzels with the Nutella. At only $9.50 per shake it's a total bargain. Be prepared to not need to eat for the rest of the day, it's a meal in a shake! read more

Pâtissez - The Nutella & Pretzel shake. Amazing! - Desserts Near Me - Canberra, ACT

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So the shakes are defiantly delicious but they are very overpriced. the toppings on the outside definitely taste good but the actually milkshake isn't that good. Definitely worth the experience tho read more

An example of a restaurant trying to hard to please customers, this overrated and overpriced establishment isn't worth the wait, price and time. We ordered 2x cheese burgers with a side of chips, firstly we saw on multiple occasions, staff picking out a few chips before taken to the table. Disgusting! Secondly, the sauce that came with the chips was far from original, it had the same colour, texture and almost same flavour as the McDonald's BigMac sauce, just a more yucky version! The cheeseburgers didn't have any cheese, to much overpowering mustard and a stale bun. The lettuce and tomato on the burger wasn't fresh and was far from impressive! We also ordered 2x Freak Shakes (Mint & Pretzels), both were warm and tasted terrible! The McDonalds shakes are way better and much more cheaper! Don't bother with these overrated drinks, again they are not worth the time waiting! The cream tasted like it's been sitting out for a while and leaves a leathery feel in the mouth. The only refreshing part of the meal was the water we had to serve ourselves upon being seated. Customer service was decent but nothing like other establishments! DONT WASTE YOUR TIME HERE! read more

Yum yum yum! Went at 4pm on a Saturday and had our shake at the table within minutes. Very worth the hype. Loved it!

Impressive to look at but taste is lacking. Got a freak shake. Was warm and overpoweringly sweet. Would not recommend. Go to look at them but not to eat. Very very very long wait and very expensive. read more

Great service! Staff were super friendly and accommodating on a busy Saturday morning, heaps of bookings and we were a walk in group of 5 that they positioned out front first but made us room inside as soon as they could. Top food and coffee, certainly recommend read more