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    Noisy Water Winery

    4.4 (38 reviews)
    Open 10:00 am - 7:30 pm
    Updated 2 weeks ago

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    Pomegranate Cider

    One of our must stops everything we're in town. Love getting a bottle and a cheese plate and enjoying it on the patio. Staff is always amazing.

    Attitude Adjustment
    James R.

    Daniel is incredible-- make sure to get him for your tasting. He has a genius "secret" concoction he calls "The Atitude Adjustment" which is not only tasty but the most bang for your buck when you grab a glass on the patio. The establishment itself has fantastic wines and respectably unique options like a spicy pepper wine and mango white. You can't miss this place. Or letting Daniel adjust your attitude.

    a bottle of wine and a glass of wine
    Cole T.

    The wines were awesome, but Lindsey was what made it the bombdiggity. She was knowledgeable, witty, and engaging. The best wines are, in order: absolution (omfg) and dirty. Go here, you won't be disappointed (but stay away from the fahking hot salsas)...

    Wine tasting yum!
    Rachel D.

    I'm updating this because I re-read what I wrote and it doesn't properly convey how awesome this business is. Highly recommend a visit. Welcoming and unique. I have visited multiple times from Texas over the past year and COVID has impacted this business (obviously) but they continue to rise to the occasion! Unique gifts, quality wine & cheese pairings, other nifty gifts. I've been a couple of times and they were open for purchases, but closed for wine tastings. FINALLY- we popped in to just grab a bottle of wine and the girl behind the counter lightly mentions they are allowed to do wine tastings again! So, naturally, I said yes. Coldest wine tasting I've ever participated in since we had to stay outside on the patio, BUT well worth it! I'd like to mention this was about 20 minutes before they closed down, I made zero mention of tastings, and was ready to make a purchase and leave. Due to the phenomenal service from both, Lily and Jessica, we were able to successfully participate in a wine tasting and had a great experience. We'll be coming back soon!!

    Lea M.

    Nice little tasting room but they are grossly understaffed which took away from any customer service that could have been offered to sell the actual wine. The gift/cheese shop has some nice products from New Mexico. The green Chile wine was enjoyed by my party but after all the hassle to get any service or even a pour let alone any information or history on the wine we ended up paying for our gift items without purchasing any wine

    Wine tasting and cheese platter
    Brinda C.

    Great wine tasting experience! The tasting includes your choice of 3 different wines and finished with their famous green or red Chile wine. So technically 4 tastings total. I recommend the green Chile over the red. It tastes like a sweet white with a kick of green chile. In times of COVID-19 they have front patio seating with heat lamps near by, but still recommend dressing warm to sit outside this time of year! They also have various cheese/meat/salsa platters to pair with the wine!

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    Absolutely fantastic experience and really great wine. They have some of the best Reds I've tasted.

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    Fun place to try wine and cheese... Good helpful staff..... Cheese was yummy and wine tasting is fine....

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    Stopped there just before Christmas (and during COVID) and the place was a wonderful romantic experience.

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    D. H. LESCOMBES WINERY & BISTRO - Pasta New Mexico with Hatch Green Chile

    D. H. LESCOMBES WINERY & BISTRO

    4.5(345 reviews)
    13.8 mi
    $$
    Family-owned & operated
    Outdoor seating

    This was a special dinner in a town with many choices. The…read moreMeat loaf dinner was over the top good and i had the german schnitzel. They excellent and at a vg price We didn't have wine but they had many choices. We Should have have had a reservation. Our waiter Michael was very careful to insure our satisfaction. We Highly recommend and it was suggested to us from 3 others. They were right.

    As a traveler from out of state accompanied by two trained service dogs, I was shocked by the…read moretreatment we received at Winary Bistro. The manager incorrectly stated that service dogs must wear a vest to be recognized as service animals and demanded that we provide a "service animal certificate." We were then told that such certificates were not valid and that service animals must be registered in New Mexico before being allowed into the restaurant. None of these statements are consistent with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA). Service dogs are not required to wear vests, carry certificates, or be registered with any state in order to access public accommodations. It is deeply concerning that a manager responsible for serving the public appears to have such a poor understanding of federal disability law. The experience was embarrassing, discriminatory, and completely unnecessary. I have traveled extensively throughout the United States with my service dogs and have never been treated this way. I strongly encourage management to educate staff on ADA requirements before another customer is subjected to the same treatment. Until then, I cannot recommend this establishment to anyone who relies on a service animal.

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    Baked Brie with our Heritage Brut

    D. H. LESCOMBES WINERY & BISTRO - Southwest Meatloaf paired with our 631 Signature Malvasia-Riesling

    Southwest Meatloaf paired with our 631 Signature Malvasia-Riesling

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    Enchanted Vine by Noisy Water Winery

    Enchanted Vine by Noisy Water Winery

    4.1(15 reviews)
    32.1 mi

    I may be a little biased because my expectations were high coming into this, but the wine wasn't…read moreall that. The place itself is nice and there are some goats, ducks, and turkey in the back to entertain your kids if you have any. There's also an outdoor area with connect four and other games for the underaged teenagers to pass the time. The actual bar in which they serve the wine is casual and warm and you can get affordable wine flights with four different wines for 15 dollars (pretty affordable!). The service is nice and the workers are hospitable. The actual wine and drinking experience was mixed though. I'm not a fan of dry wines so I opted for the sweet white wines, sparkling, and rosé. I found the mango tango white wine to be way too sweet and almost syruppy in texture. The muscat rosé also leaned a bit too sweet. My favorite was the dry forbidden sparkling wine which was a nice balance of acidity and sweetness with nice carbonation. The riesling was fine too but I had better. Since there wasn't enough space for a group of 15-20 people, we sat in the barn which got colder as the day passed. Some of us got the charcuterie board which I thought was decent but not as great as some others that I had. I think if you're nearby and you want some affordable wine, Enchanted Vine is great. I just wouldn't go out of my way to make the trek here.

    We enjoyed the their reserved Chardonnay. It is incredible - so gentle on the tongue with such a…read moresmooth delicious flavor, & no residue on the palate. The manager and staff there must have magnets in their back pockets. They seem to attract the greatest people - the most enjoyable kindest delightful people of anywhere we have been in the Ruidoso/Alto area. The vendors there have the most beautiful gift items available at the most reasonable prices. They make their own and sell them at small venues like this so the prices are not ramped up like they would be online. But the people selling them are just amazingly friendly and kind-hearted.

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    Enchanted Vine by Noisy Water Winery - This is the barn. They had a little sitting area in it.

    This is the barn. They had a little sitting area in it.

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    PistachioLand - 11.22.2025

    PistachioLand

    4.5(251 reviews)
    14.6 mi

    I loved it! Trying free samples and seeing local flair was fun for me and my friend. The wine…read moretasting was my favorite. Prices were pretty high up there though so we did not get much.

    As America's most traveled human, I've seen just about everything in the United States and set…read morerecords in the process. But there was one thing I had never done, and that's McGinn's PistachioLand. Now imagine that you've responsibly booked a farm tour of McGinn's six months in advance and driven over 2,000 miles to complete this bucket list goal. You've even signed the waiver they texted you 45 minutes before lining up for the first tour of the day. You're ready for a unique adventure. And then, 15 minutes before you're ready to take the tour, McGinn's notifies you that the tour has been cancelled because tour guide Garret is unavailable. Really? This is allowed? If you live down the street from PistachioLand, this isn't a big deal. Take the tour some other day. But if you've driven all the way across the country for this, only to receive news of a cancellation with 15 minutes notice, I cannot imagine that the risk of visiting PistachioLand is worth it. Their farm store is neat. Pictures next to the gimmicky giant pistachio are cool. But the highlight of your visit would certainly be a tour of the actual pistachio groves. And when they're allowed to unabashedly cancel on you with essentially no notice after spending a great deal of money and effort to get there, this particular point of interest is just not worth visiting.

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    Heart of The Desert Pistachios & Wine

    Heart of The Desert Pistachios & Wine

    4.8(97 reviews)
    14.3 mi
    $$

    Heart of the Desert Pistachios & Wine - Came for Pistachios, Left with Wine…read more We stopped here with a simple mission: grab a few bags of pistachios as gifts for friends back home. Easy, right? Well... not quite. The store itself is quaint and charming, filled with all kinds of temptations. Pistachios in every form, chocolates, wines, and gift options that make you rethink your original plan. You can taste a little of everything, which is both delightful and dangerous. Then we stepped out onto the patio with our pistachio ice cream, and wow... completely unexpected. The space is gorgeous. Calm, open, and the kind of place that makes you slow down without even trying. Honestly, if I lived nearby, I'd be planning celebrations here without a second thought. Somewhere between the views and the tasting, I tried their pistachio rosé. And yes, I had the same reaction, "wait... what?" But it worked. Different, pleasant, and surprisingly good. Good enough that I completely abandoned my pistachio gift plan and walked out with several bottles instead. A much more unique surprise. The staff were warm and welcoming, adding to the whole experience. No rush, no pressure, just genuine friendliness. We didn't have as much time as I would have liked, and that's probably the only downside. This is the kind of place where you want to linger longer, taste more, and just enjoy the moment. Came for pistachios. Left with wine and zero regrets.

    Wow. What an incredible pistachio farm tour From the orchards to every single product, you can…read moretruly feel the care, integrity, and ethical values behind it all. How about those shiny floors everywhere! It's not just about amazing pistachios (though they're so good )--it's about the passion and purpose that go into everything you do. It's rare to see that level of care, and it made the visit truly special. The inviting patio to sip on wine amongst the carefully pruned trees was a bonus Grateful for such an inspiring experience, especially Melissia and Sabrine. #SupportLocal #SustainableFarming #Gratitude

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    Heart of The Desert Pistachios & Wine
    Heart of The Desert Pistachios & Wine

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