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    Noisy Water Winery

    4.4 (38 reviews)
    Open 10:00 am - 6:30 pm
    Updated 2 months ago

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    Our picks to take home...plus free Asiago! :)
    Lisa A.

    This is a cute, little wine spot in Cloudcroft! They are also in Ruidoso, along with other smaller towns in New Mexico like Alto and Red River. This location is in the middle of a few shops. It's right next to Burro Street Bakery (which has amazing pies BTW!). We decided to do a wine tasting. I can't recall if they have different options for the wine tastings. We chose five wines for $5. I think that's a decent price! The samples are on the smaller side but you can't beat the price. They have tables inside and outside, along with a bar area. We stayed in the bar area. My favorite wines were the Mango Tango and the Moscato. We tried some red wines like black cherry but I wasn't a fan. Nothing against the winery, I really don't like how red wines from anywhere taste. My bf liked the red wines, though. We bought three bottles of wine to take home, Moscato, Mango Tango and black cherry. We also received some Asiago cheese free with the wine purchase! That was a really nice touch. :) It tastes good on top of crackers...and of course with the wine! The white wines go down smoothly on a hot El Paso day. You could even add fruit in them like mango, peaches, grapes, etc...sort of like a bellini if you will. The customer service was excellent here. Talking to the employee was like catching up with an old friend. She was super kind and helpful. She knew a lot about the wines and the area. She told us she grew up nearby. Definitely worth the two-hour drive from El Paso. I would come back in a heartbeat. Guess what? They also sell their wine online! I'd still drive here anyway!

    Attitude Adjustment
    James R.

    Daniel is incredible-- make sure to get him for your tasting. He has a genius "secret" concoction he calls "The Atitude Adjustment" which is not only tasty but the most bang for your buck when you grab a glass on the patio. The establishment itself has fantastic wines and respectably unique options like a spicy pepper wine and mango white. You can't miss this place. Or letting Daniel adjust your attitude.

    a bottle of wine and a glass of wine
    Cole T.

    The wines were awesome, but Lindsey was what made it the bombdiggity. She was knowledgeable, witty, and engaging. The best wines are, in order: absolution (omfg) and dirty. Go here, you won't be disappointed (but stay away from the fahking hot salsas)...

    Wine tasting yum!
    Rachel D.

    I'm updating this because I re-read what I wrote and it doesn't properly convey how awesome this business is. Highly recommend a visit. Welcoming and unique. I have visited multiple times from Texas over the past year and COVID has impacted this business (obviously) but they continue to rise to the occasion! Unique gifts, quality wine & cheese pairings, other nifty gifts. I've been a couple of times and they were open for purchases, but closed for wine tastings. FINALLY- we popped in to just grab a bottle of wine and the girl behind the counter lightly mentions they are allowed to do wine tastings again! So, naturally, I said yes. Coldest wine tasting I've ever participated in since we had to stay outside on the patio, BUT well worth it! I'd like to mention this was about 20 minutes before they closed down, I made zero mention of tastings, and was ready to make a purchase and leave. Due to the phenomenal service from both, Lily and Jessica, we were able to successfully participate in a wine tasting and had a great experience. We'll be coming back soon!!

    Wine tasting and cheese platter
    Brinda C.

    Great wine tasting experience! The tasting includes your choice of 3 different wines and finished with their famous green or red Chile wine. So technically 4 tastings total. I recommend the green Chile over the red. It tastes like a sweet white with a kick of green chile. In times of COVID-19 they have front patio seating with heat lamps near by, but still recommend dressing warm to sit outside this time of year! They also have various cheese/meat/salsa platters to pair with the wine!

    Nice little tasting room but they are grossly understaffed which took away from any customer service that could have been offered to sell the actual wine. The gift/cheese shop has some nice products from New Mexico. The green Chile wine was enjoyed by my party but after all the hassle to get any service or even a pour let alone any information or history on the wine we ended up paying for our gift items without purchasing any wine

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    Absolutely fantastic experience and really great wine. They have some of the best Reds I've tasted.

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    Stopped there just before Christmas (and during COVID) and the place was a wonderful romantic experience.

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    D. H. LESCOMBES WINERY & BISTRO - Pasta New Mexico with Hatch Green Chile

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    This was a special dinner in a town with many choices. The…read moreMeat loaf dinner was over the top good and i had the german schnitzel. They excellent and at a vg price We didn't have wine but they had many choices. We Should have have had a reservation. Our waiter Michael was very careful to insure our satisfaction. We Highly recommend and it was suggested to us from 3 others. They were right.

    Lescombes Winery & Bistro - Bistro Comfort Without Leaving the Room…read more After a full day hiking around White Sands National Park and a quick wine tasting, we hit that point where getting dressed for dinner felt like too much effort. Delivery it was, and Lescombes came through. Ordering was easy, delivery was quick, and the packaging? Surprisingly solid. The kind of containers that make you feel like your food might actually survive the journey intact. Small victory, big appreciation. We went with Brussels sprouts, pecan pesto and marinara meatballs, and a roasted beet salad. Everything was fresh, flavorful, and satisfying. The standout was definitely the pecan pesto meatballs. Rich, balanced, and honestly the kind of dish that makes you pause mid-bite. The only thing missing? A proper glass of Cabernet to go with it. That felt like a missed opportunity on our part. One small note, the utensils didn't quite match the quality of the rest. A bit flimsy and underwhelming compared to the sturdy containers. Not a dealbreaker, but an easy upgrade that would elevate the whole experience. All in all, a great option when you want something a little nicer without leaving your room. Sometimes the best dinner is the one you don't have to get dressed for.

    Enchanted Vine by Noisy Water Winery

    Enchanted Vine by Noisy Water Winery

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    I may be a little biased because my expectations were high coming into this, but the wine wasn't…read moreall that. The place itself is nice and there are some goats, ducks, and turkey in the back to entertain your kids if you have any. There's also an outdoor area with connect four and other games for the underaged teenagers to pass the time. The actual bar in which they serve the wine is casual and warm and you can get affordable wine flights with four different wines for 15 dollars (pretty affordable!). The service is nice and the workers are hospitable. The actual wine and drinking experience was mixed though. I'm not a fan of dry wines so I opted for the sweet white wines, sparkling, and rosé. I found the mango tango white wine to be way too sweet and almost syruppy in texture. The muscat rosé also leaned a bit too sweet. My favorite was the dry forbidden sparkling wine which was a nice balance of acidity and sweetness with nice carbonation. The riesling was fine too but I had better. Since there wasn't enough space for a group of 15-20 people, we sat in the barn which got colder as the day passed. Some of us got the charcuterie board which I thought was decent but not as great as some others that I had. I think if you're nearby and you want some affordable wine, Enchanted Vine is great. I just wouldn't go out of my way to make the trek here.

    We enjoyed the their reserved Chardonnay. It is incredible - so gentle on the tongue with such a…read moresmooth delicious flavor, & no residue on the palate. The manager and staff there must have magnets in their back pockets. They seem to attract the greatest people - the most enjoyable kindest delightful people of anywhere we have been in the Ruidoso/Alto area. The vendors there have the most beautiful gift items available at the most reasonable prices. They make their own and sell them at small venues like this so the prices are not ramped up like they would be online. But the people selling them are just amazingly friendly and kind-hearted.

    PistachioLand - 11.22.2025

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    If you are able to, I'd try to figure out how to get here when they first open to avoid large…read morecrowds. This is a popular tourist spot to visit and it will fill up rather quickly. We had arrived just after opening and thankfully grabbed a parking spot right in front. They had a large selection of nuts, salsas, hot sauces, fudge, and more along with lots of tourist type items like key chains, magnets, clothing, and even some alien themed goods. Some of the prices were a little high and others were decent; it is about what you would expect from a high traffic spot like this. In the store you can find a spot where you can sample a variety of pistachio flavors before you try them. It was kind of funny seeing the favorites and the flavors people seem to avoid based on how full/empty the tubes were. They also give samples of the fudge & some flavored dips, plus if you are of age you can sample wine as well. I was really hoping to grab some of their ice cream, but we were a bit too early as the ice cream parlor doesn't open until 10am but the store is open at 9am. We had a schedule to keep on our trip, so we couldn't stay later. We didn't take the tour so I can't comment on that. There are bathrooms inside that were clean when we went in.

    PistachioLand is great fun!…read more Located just a bit further north than its sister shop also in Alamogordo, NM, this farm/vineyard/shop is now my hands-down favorite of all the pistachio farms. SIDE NOTE So everyone on Yelp gets this location and the aforementioned sister shop mixed up. The sister shop is at 37 US-82, Alamogordo, NM 88310 and it has the giant ALAMOGORDO letters out front. This has the cooler giant pistachio. Visit both even if just for the Americana vibes & Instagram-worthy photos. My favorite was picking out yummy treats for friends and family. Samples of many items were available. You can't miss the GIANT pistachio out front. The vineyard is also visible from the highway. For restrooms, there are Porta potties near the back parking lot and flush restrooms inside for disabled persons. The ice cream shop is outside beyond the store. My oldest enjoyed chocolate. My youngest loved her peppermint bark. Each single scoop cups costed $4.94. Pup cups are free upon request. TIPS + dogs are allowed inside + pistachio ice cream! + tours are also available Peace, love & PISTACHIOS!

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