Mimi saved our life! Basically the best massage you will ever receive, and you get WALKED ON…read more literally. Highly recommended

Booked a couple's massage in advance and we had a great experience…read more Clean, friendly, serene, and professional service. Mie-Mie did a great job. We opted for the 90 minute combination which involves half with oil and the other first half without. They have an ATM inside so bring cash to pay if you dont want to get dinged with the fees for withdrawal.

ABSOLUTELY AVOID: Terrible Massage, Forced Tipping, and Highly Unprofessional Behavior…read more I am an experienced consumer of massage services and have never encountered such an appalling level of unprofessionalism. I strongly advise everyone to avoid this establishment. I scheduled a 60-minute massage and signage indicated the price was $70 if I pay cash. Upon entering the room, I asked if I should undress. The therapist spoke absolutely no English and there were no signs indicating what is customary or expected. Communication was impossible and nonexistent. It was also oddly silent, there was no music during the massage. Invasion of Privacy: While I was still in process of getting undressed, the therapist barged into the room and left the door wide open. I was fully naked and exposed. During the massage, the sheet she provided to go over me was the size of a pillowcase, or smaller. It did not adequately cover me and left my private parts exposed. Periodically during the massage, my therapist would stop treatment, open the door, and leave the room to greet a walk-in client, or yell back and forth with someone else who was in the building. I had my head opposite the door and could not tell when the door was open or closed, so I felt extremely exposed to anyone walking down the hall and had to try and adjust the tiny sheet provided for cover. Inappropriate Behavior: At the end of the massage, the therapist kissed my hands. She left so that I could dress, but entered the room again while I was still naked and dressing. She would not leave although I was still naked, and she very inappropriately wanted to "help" me get dressed. Subpar Massage: The massage itself was poor. The paper towel used on the face rest was scratchy on my face skin. The masseuse used an excessive amount of oil, and was actively pushing the massage table around the too-small room while I was on it--a jarring and unprofessional experience that ruined any chance of relaxation. The masseuse was not discreet with how the small sheet was used, she did not cover my private parts appropriately while she worked on different areas of my body. There were some very uncomfortable techniques used where she tried to pull my head up to arch my back. She did not seem to know what she was doing. Forced Tipping: The situation escalated dramatically after I paid $70 cash for the service, crossing the line from poor customer service into outright hostility--the masseuse immediately began demanding, "tip, tip, tip". I offered a $4 tip for the poor service received. The masseuse instantly confronted me, keeping her hand out and demanding more tip. A mandatory tip is bizarre, unethical, and something I have never heard of. This encounter was one of the most unprofessional massage experiences I have ever had. The lack of a properly-sized sheet, exposing my naked body by not covering my private parts and opening the door to my room during service, immodest behavior while undressing and dressing, delivering a poor service, and demanding an arbitrary "minimum tip," is unacceptable. The owner needs to be aware that their staff is openly insulting and aggressively alienating customers. AVOID at all costs.

The worst massage I have ever had. First off before she even started the massage she asked for me…read moreto pay before. (Which should have been a red flag). I refused said I'll pay after the massage is done. Then she got started she over focused on my right shoulder, She rubbed super hard down my spine, I finally asked her to do my legs. As I asked if she was going full body? She left 3 separate times during my "60" minute massage to answer the front door due to customers coming in., which wasn't the problem, the problem was she left the door wide open and had me pretty exposed, I'm now in incredible pain after everything. Typically I have had a soreness after a good massage, but nothing beats the kind of pain I'm in. Do not waste your money...have no clue why there is a single good review on here..

TOUCH. OF. HEAVEN. By God's descendents themselves. Annie HEALED my body and removed trauma I had…read morebeen harnessing in my muscles. My knee hasn't felt this way since before my surgery. I am extremely grateful I came across this place. God bless you Annie.

Super easy to make an appointment via their website. I chose Lily as my masseuse and she was…read moreexcellent. She took direction very well and concentrated most on the body parts I specified. She had really heavy pressure too. I enjoyed my massage with her so much that I booked my husband for a massage with her the next morning. He also loved it! Thank you, Lily! There's a small fee if paying with credit card but you can also pay via Zelle for no additional fee.

Great couple massage. Very nice husband and wife team!…read more Relaxing space and close by UCSB

I've only had a handful of massages in my life, but after going to Upscale Massage, I can say now I…read moreknow how they are supposed to feel! Jesse was my masseuse and he was extremely professional and personable. I had made an appt for the 60-minute Swedish massage and caught myself almost drooling a couple times! The entire massage felt amazing. I did have some knots in my left shoulder area, where Jesse said he was using more pressure than he would in a normal Swedish massage. He said he was doing this to relieve the knots and to let me know if it was too much to handle. I let him know that I knew I needed it and to continue and thanked him for the explanation. I will most definitely be back. Thank you!

The massage I had was unremarkable unfortunately. I get massages almost every week, and am familiar…read morewith good vs mediocre vs bad massages. I'm also pretty sure that I was charged at least $20 more than what I put in. It seems too much of a hassle to even dispute it . But for the above reasons I just won't go back.

A fantastic place. Jaci gives a deep massage and checked in with me often. She seemed to know just…read morewhere to go. I will continue to go back as this is now my local place for care.

I had a lovely time at Float, the front desk ladies were very welcoming and helpful and my…read morefacialist, Elisa, answered all my questions, gave me helpful tips, and did a great job with my skin. The Works facial is great if you don't know where to start or have any specific skin issues. The facilities were very clean and there were lots of cool products to explore in the lobby. This is not my first Float service, and I will be returning after this because it's such a beautiful little oasis in SB. I reccommend!

My therapist. is a very good therapist. Other therapist are also top notch. Staff is friendly and…read morehelpful. The SPA is very clean , and relaxing. A quick shower in men's locker room and off to the evening .

My wife and I just went for the first time and had a great experience. I had Aree and she was…read morereally nice. Found a few spots to concentrate on and took some of the tension out of my neck that I was dealing with. One thing to be aware of is the ATM. I handed them my CC and they suggested I use the in house ATM instead. I don't have an issue with it but it's just a heads up. $80 for the hour

I'm not sure how this place has so many stars. Good things:…read moreThey were able to schedule me when I requested The place seemed simple and clean Why I won't go again It was quite warm/ hot until midway through my massage I think I had two different people who worked on me The first who stood on me was nice and firm and continued to check on me When it came to the massage It was essentially rubbing oil on me When I made the appointment I asked Repeatedly that I was getting scheduled for a deep tissue massage and that I needed it hard It's not at all what I got I wouldn't even consider it a massage really

Worst massage I ever had. She'll work on you for 5 minutes and then check the front desk, I paid…read morefor an hour but she only worked on me for 20 minutes. This place sucks.

I was feeling tight and decided to pop in for a visit. If you need a quick massage and don't have…read moretime to make a reservation then this is a good spot to check out.

Great service clean. I get a foot massage every two weeks here. No appointment needed.read more

I called and made an appointment, I showed up early and was shown to a room. After waiting…read moreundressed for 10 minutes, the front desk person who doesn't speak English comes in and hands me a phone with a message that says sorry, they gave your appointment to the wrong person. can you come back two hours later? Seriously?? I've been here before, and the massage is just OK, but it's not worth driving across town to be sent away. feel free to walk in and take someone else's appointment and you might have an OK massage.

The best! I come in here from time to time, and it's great that you can just pop in without an…read moreappointment.

We got the 40 minute foot massage and it was excellent. Best thing after walking around Solvang…read more Got us in quickly (we walked in), were very polite, and the massages were excellent. We will come back again when we are in town.