This was a super chic and fun bar! The bartenders were super friendly and was fun to chat with. We went during happy hour and luckily wasn't too busy. We tried some of their fun cocktails and it was delicious! We tried the long island, martinis, blue dolphin, and scooby snack. The drinks were so fun and fancy! The vice was fun, comfortable, and relaxing. Will definitely go here again! Quick tip: They don't have food here, but don't forget to ask for the complementary pretzel sticks and mustard. read more

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I recently stopped in after remembering this place from years ago. I still remembered they're famous for their pbj shot. It was good! But even better was the espresso martini. Bartenders were really nice and it was a fun place to check out on a Saturday night. I hope to be back soon! read more

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This is the place to be on a Friday night in downtown Stillwater. Definitely where the locals hang out. This place has a homey and chill feel but the drinks are elevated and gorgeous. I ordered a simple margarita but it was nothing but delish and the decor on top (chefs kiss). We sat at the bar on the upper level in comfy and fancy leather chairs. Lots of TVs around to entertain. The service was great and we look forward to coming back. They have pull tabs as well. read more

No-Neck Tonys - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

A very fun little bar. Very classy. Creative and delicious drinks. There's no food here. read more

No-Neck Tonys - I can't remember the names of these drinks but they were delicious - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Very friendly staff! Try the key lime martini if you love key lime pie!! Food comes from next door (which you can order from in the bar) so for us it was a drink destination. read more

Stopped in here for a Happy Hour drink. We met a very awesome waitress named Cedes. I was going to order a long island tea and she said "Are you sure you don't want a martini" They were also on the happy hour menu and she said they are known for their martinis. So glad I did I have not had many martinis but omg! BEST ever! She was not kidding. Wish I was back there having another one right now. And she was so helpful recommending places to eat. We took her up on her advice to try Howards. We will be back many more times!!!! read more

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Had so much fun here on Valentine's Day night! Brett behind the bar was a godsend! The service was really fast and the drinks were adequately strong and equally tasty. Jeremy behind the bar was also super helpful. Looking forward to our next time back already! read more

First timers at this place, we have heard a lot about their Bloody Mary bar for years so we will still need to come back for that. This is like a club, disco, bar, scene with good music playing and very nice and friendly staff. The drinks are really really fun and delicious! Highly recommend the cash money!! Food menu was minimal when we were there but the drink menu is plentiful. Fun spot for a drink or two then carry on! Cheers! read more

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Service was amazing! Bartenders Jeremy and Christina were so friendly, and the martinis were great. Highly recommend!!

This is a must-stop every time we take on a Stillwater adventure!! The space itself is kinda divey, really just consisting of a long bar and a few tables. The bartenders are never really in a "good" mood, but they aren't disrespectful or negative in any way. The real winner here is the loaded Bloody Mary. Stacked high and always changing, it's so fun to figure out what you're going to get this time around. Plus, it only costs about $12...which is a STEAL considering how much you'll pay for something similar elsewhere in the Cities. Definitely stop in if you're a fan of Bloodies...if there's an open seat read more

No-Neck Tonys - Bloody Mary - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Amazing bloody Mary's! I also had the espresso martini which was wonderful. The service was fantastic and the bartender and my husband talked bourbon, whiskey and scotch for quite a while. He was in heaven. We will be back for sure! I recommend the early happy hour. Far less busy than the late night crowd. read more

No-Neck Tonys - Award winning Bloody Mary - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

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This isn't really a fair review. More like a heads up. We went in one night as we hadn't been in yet. We stepped into the door, and the music was so loud we couldn't hear each other talk. It just wasn't our vibe or atmosphere. So we decided not to stay.. I guess it's geared more towards younger crowd, which is fine. We were just disappointed read more

Came in Friday after having a lobster roll from DJ Clam Shack next door. Was very pleasantly surprised to see there is Linemann's on tap! Bartender was attentive and friendly. Happy hour prices can't be beat. Good tunes playing, too. I can see this being a regular stop whenever I'm in Stillwater. read more

No-Neck Tonys - Lindemans on tap - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Only had the Bloody Mary here and it was fantastic. One of the best bloodies I have ever had! Atmosphere was awesome too and bartender was excellent. read more

Music Too LOUD‼‼Everyone yelling over the musicWe have even asked the bartenders to turn it down. Response usually is "owners want it loud"! Drinks tasty. Cool ambiance for a dive bar. Good wait staff. We have patronized this local business since it opened But we are done‼ read more

The drinks are good and cheap! Staff is nice. The outdoor area was set up for COVID since the inside is small with limited seating. I actually prefer outside during nice weather. Masking and social distancing were sporadic by customers. I'm excited to try the new location in Lake Elmo. read more

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They have a great happy hour. I enjoyed the chocolate martini for $6. I would come back for happy hour again.

No-Neck Tonys is a good time! It seems like your typical local bar on the outside, but offers a little more glam than expected on the inside. They slang some great drink specials, like $2.75 rails/drafts and $5 select martinis all day every day. The martini deal was what got me through the door, but the ones available were all too sweet. $2.75 rails still did the trick, though! And their pours weren't as cheap as the price! My friends got some "fancier" cocktails, like the "Oscars" concoction that comes with an abundance of champagne. You can also get some novelty drinks... even some Tito's on tap in a golden disco ball. Yes that's a thing! Disco balls, pull tabs, and some bar food are at NNT too. There's a ping pong table in the middle of a crowded room for some reason too? I gotta come back for their epic Bloody Mary. read more

No-Neck Tonys - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

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I'll stand by my review. Mostly I felt duped by what I feel was at least disingenuous advertising of the cheapest drinks in town. I believed because they were directing you off the strip where there's not as much foot traffic it seemed logical to be less expensive. The signs didn't say or set an expectation of top shelf and fresh squeezed. My wife's drink looked nice it had a flower and a little hat but it was in a small glass filled with ice and there couldn't have been more than 6oz of liquid in it. I paid $15 with tip, normally I would have moved on and not even written a review on this experience if it wasn't for the misleading signs. read more

We went to no neck Tony's yesterday with couple of our friends. the place was great . good drinks and good crowd. Except for the guy that was taking photos of girls butts . We told the bartender and nothing was done about it . read more

Tiny local watering hole. The bathroom is GORG. Staff is nice and they have heggies pizzas! Pull tabs, touchtunes juke box, and games. Practical and awesome drink specials. $5 martinis everyday. Stillwater is a historic Minnesota town. This place is fun if you want to experience authentic minnesotan coolness while avoiding the crusty stench of Minneapolis. read more

No-Neck Tonys - $2.75 tallboy? Ya, Youbetcha! - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Jack and Cedes are all stars. They see me in the window and automatically prepare my drink. I always recommend them to my friends, family, people, and clients! read more

This bar not only has a nice little patio but they provide iced water for dogs!! They also have treats for your pup if you go inside. The drinks are reasonably priced and cold. Unfortunately they only have frozen pizza but I'm sure they'd let you get food from someplace nearby. Overall, this is a great place to go even during COVID because there's only one table inside and no seats at the bar. You basically just go in to order and drink outside. Traffic is a bit noisy but it's still nice to be able to have a drink during these times. read more

No-Neck Tonys - They have water dishes full of ice to cool off your pups on the patio! Plus treats inside!! - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Oh snap y'all! I found a local Bloody that's as good as chubby's in pine city. This Bloody has a different flavor, but refreshing and so delicious. The garnish! - woah, bacon cotton candy, pretzel, cheese dippers, Funyuns, cheese, beef stick, dumdum, pickle, banana pepper & im sure I'm missing something. So delish! The classiest dive bar in town is right! I have no idea how I haven't been here considering stillwater is one of my favorite places to hang, and I just found another reason why. Ping pong, ski ball & super friendly staff! As a Bloody Mary lover you must add this to your must have places to go here in mn! read more

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LAKE ELMO LOCATION- stopped in for drinks and a few snacks and both were solid. I honestly really loved their unique tap selection which included a raspberry lambic I've never seen on tap before, but be prepared to noticeably pay more than area average for tap beer (some other bevs seemed like a good deal). We enjoyed the wings and burrata, but would have appreciated more than four pieces of crostini with the large ball of burrata. We'll be back, but there's a few kinks I hope they work out. read more

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We came there for Xmas drinks. Great atmosphere but the bartenders were not very happy to make the Xmas drinks. They would huff and puff about it. Made a very big deal when we ordered one. Don't have them on your menu if it's going to be such a big deal. We started to feel uncomfortable so we left. read more

I only moved to town a six months ago but this place is already my favorite in town. Ever since the first time I went I've always had top notch service and there are a lot of friendly locals and I've always had great conversations with people from out of town as well. I've never not had a good time. They have some really great specialty drinks if that's your thing. I like the Murphy's. They also have great drink specials all week so you can get an affordable PBR if you are so inclined. They have Heggies pizza which is outstanding and some other small appetizers on the menu. The thing I like the most about NNT's is the staff. They are the best. They treat you great. They know how to mix a drink. They're attentive. Most of all they're sincere and sociable. When you come here you get treated like a friend by the staff as well as the customers. If you can't get along with people here, you're probably the issue. Best bar ever! read more

The best hole-in-the-wall bar in stillwater and one of the best in Minnesota. I've been many times and it's always a great time. Great bartenders, great atmosphere, and some of the best people watching you can find. This is a must-go place for anyone looking for a good drink, good music, and a fun time. read more

Discovered this spot during a day trip to Stillwater. Was NOT expecting the cool vibe when we walked in! Disco balls, cool tunes, skeeball - truly a delight! Turned out to be a martini bar with some really unique cocktails! Would definitely recommend if you're looking for a cool spot to sip a cocktail! read more

My husband and I stopped here while in Stillwater and it is such a cute little divey bar, like it says :) I got a martini and it was delish! He got a bloody (not the loaded) as we were headed to supper. They have Tito's on tap, so cute! Definitely recommend stopping here for drinks!! read more

The bartender with glasses was rude. Acted like she didn't want us there. No conversation, no smile. Would not recommend.

Awesome little bar where every hour is happy hour. Tuesday to Thursday they have $2.75 wells and select beer. The price goes up to $3.50 Friday to Sunday but seriously that's still great. They also have $5 martinis all day every day. I forgot exactly what the martini was called but I got an apple flavored one. Tasted just like a jolly rancher with one in the bottom. I'll be back next time I go to Stillwater. read more

No-Neck Tonys - Apple martini - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

Stopped in for a drink on our way to a wedding in town.... great vibe, great service, delicious drinks. Making a stop back to get a loaded Bloody Mary in the morning. read more

No-Neck Tonys - Martini - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

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Just a busy dark local bar with a bunch of action happening. Seating is spread out and the bar itself is not much to talk about. It did not leave much of an impression on me and I guess it is a true three star for me because I left there with no hate or love for this joint and have not been back. read more

Had a great time hanging out drinking $5 martinis. Our awesome bartender, Kris (with a K) made us his special shots and he was a blast to talk to. I loved the ambiance and the marquis lights - classy in a modern way. read more

No-Neck Tonys - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

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If you have something bad to say about this place, you have never visited the place. As a local we visit as often as we can. The service is always amazing! My favorite drink are your Bloody Mary's. It's sad that your competition is writing bad reviews on your establishment. If I could give you 10 stars I would! So glad to have you back open. read more

Delicious martinis chocolate! Great atmosphere and service. The prices are also very good. I would highly recommend giving this place a shot it is great. Just go. read more

We decided to check this place out because the sandwich board outside said something about it being a dive... It is most certainly NOT a dive bar. It's expensive, gimmicky, and crowded. It just wasn't what we were looking for at all. read more

I walked in thinking this is an Italian joint...No. I walk in they are playing southern rock and the place is slightly packed. I ordered my dark beer for $7.25 not bad beer but a little high in cost. This place is known for it's bloody Mary. They have domestic beer and we'll drinks for $2.75 along with $5 Martinis. They also sell pull tabs...parking can be tricky...it's off the street and this is a tourist area. read more

No-Neck Tonys - The Bar - American Near Me - Stillwater, Minnesota

The bar tender was extremely rude. Was ease dropping on our conversation and gave his verbal input when we did not ask about it. He Cleary disagreed with us and verbally attacked us based on our conversation because he did not agree with us. You have a right to your own opinion but as a bartender,Nelly, you have no right to express your own opinion to your patrons. Never will return to this established. read more