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    No-Neck Tonys

    3.9 (75 reviews)
    InexpensiveAmerican
    Closed 3:00 pm - 1:00 am (Next day)

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    NO-NECK TONYS ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Very loud
    Divey
    Casual
    Good for groups

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    Laura O.

    Stopped in here for a Happy Hour drink. We met a very awesome waitress named Cedes. I was going to order a long island tea and she said "Are you sure you don't want a martini" They were also on the happy hour menu and she said they are known for their martinis. So glad I did I have not had many martinis but omg! BEST ever! She was not kidding. Wish I was back there having another one right now. And she was so helpful recommending places to eat. We took her up on her advice to try Howards. We will be back many more times!!!!

    Chocolate milk martini
    Sarah B.

    First timers at this place, we have heard a lot about their Bloody Mary bar for years so we will still need to come back for that. This is like a club, disco, bar, scene with good music playing and very nice and friendly staff. The drinks are really really fun and delicious! Highly recommend the cash money!! Food menu was minimal when we were there but the drink menu is plentiful. Fun spot for a drink or two then carry on! Cheers!

    Lindemans on tap

    Came in Friday after having a lobster roll from DJ Clam Shack next door. Was very pleasantly surprised to see there is Linemann's on tap! Bartender was attentive and friendly. Happy hour prices can't be beat. Good tunes playing, too. I can see this being a regular stop whenever I'm in Stillwater.

    Award winning Bloody Mary
    Denise S.

    Amazing bloody Mary's! I also had the espresso martini which was wonderful. The service was fantastic and the bartender and my husband talked bourbon, whiskey and scotch for quite a while. He was in heaven. We will be back for sure! I recommend the early happy hour. Far less busy than the late night crowd.

    Bloody Mary
    Ben K.

    This is a must-stop every time we take on a Stillwater adventure!! The space itself is kinda divey, really just consisting of a long bar and a few tables. The bartenders are never really in a "good" mood, but they aren't disrespectful or negative in any way. The real winner here is the loaded Bloody Mary. Stacked high and always changing, it's so fun to figure out what you're going to get this time around. Plus, it only costs about $12...which is a STEAL considering how much you'll pay for something similar elsewhere in the Cities. Definitely stop in if you're a fan of Bloodies...if there's an open seat

    Lucy N.

    Average Bar. Staff was sort of rude and laughed at us when we ordered. They also got rattled when we went to sit outside at the designated seating? Shots were good. Nice that they have outdoor seating during covid.

    Yvonne M.

    The drinks are good and cheap! Staff is nice. The outdoor area was set up for COVID since the inside is small with limited seating. I actually prefer outside during nice weather. Masking and social distancing were sporadic by customers. I'm excited to try the new location in Lake Elmo.

    Kara D.

    No-Neck Tonys is a good time! It seems like your typical local bar on the outside, but offers a little more glam than expected on the inside. They slang some great drink specials, like $2.75 rails/drafts and $5 select martinis all day every day. The martini deal was what got me through the door, but the ones available were all too sweet. $2.75 rails still did the trick, though! And their pours weren't as cheap as the price! My friends got some "fancier" cocktails, like the "Oscars" concoction that comes with an abundance of champagne. You can also get some novelty drinks... even some Tito's on tap in a golden disco ball. Yes that's a thing! Disco balls, pull tabs, and some bar food are at NNT too. There's a ping pong table in the middle of a crowded room for some reason too? I gotta come back for their epic Bloody Mary.

    $2.75 tallboy? Ya, Youbetcha!
    Annod D.

    Tiny local watering hole. The bathroom is GORG. Staff is nice and they have heggies pizzas! Pull tabs, touchtunes juke box, and games. Practical and awesome drink specials. $5 martinis everyday. Stillwater is a historic Minnesota town. This place is fun if you want to experience authentic minnesotan coolness while avoiding the crusty stench of Minneapolis.

    They have water dishes full of ice to cool off your pups on the patio! Plus treats inside!!

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    Service was amazing! Bartenders Jeremy and Christina were so friendly, and the martinis were great. Highly recommend!!

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    They have a great happy hour. I enjoyed the chocolate martini for $6. I would come back for happy hour again.

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    The bartender with glasses was rude. Acted like she didn't want us there. No conversation, no smile. Would not recommend.

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    Bartenders Jeremy and Christina were so friendly, and the martinis were great.

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