Barbi likes to spend most of her nights the SCREW WAY
But I know one other thing that we love to DO WAY
There are other late night food spots, but here's the TRUE WAY
Get yourself to Dun Huang, and eat a meal at NUWAY!
I brought my gf here when her period was DUE WAY
I looked down at her skirt, and I noticed a red HUE WAY
I shoulda told her but I didn't, so she never KNEW WAY
She left bloodstains on the seat, but we both loved NUWAY!
It's so good, it'll catch on faster than the FLU WAY
It tasted so yummy that my nether regions GREW WAY
I found it so sexy, I dropped to my knees and BLEW BAE
That's TMI but IDC, just come and try NUWAY!
If you wanna be a Playmate, this can be your HUGH WAY
My Generation might prefer the WHO WAY
If they were Shakespeare they'd be Taming Of The SHREW WAY
Hurry up and get your *ss directly to NEWAY
They started in the 00s, and since then they really GREW WAY
One meal's not enough in fact you should order TWO WAY
Tastes so good it makes me wanna eat from Barbie's SHOE WAY
There's no better Chinese food in Houston than at NEWAY
Dip your wings in it and you'll do it the BLEU WAY
Don't swallow the food directly, first make sure you CHEW WAY
If I lived off the land, I'd do it the SIOUX WAY
But when I live off Chinese food, I do it the NEWAY!
WHAT!
One of the best late night restaurants in all of Houston. This is basically East Wall Restaurant but with the added bonus of being open very late. Unfortunately, unlike East Wall, they do not serve tap water, and they also have smaller portions, and it's also extremely cold in here throughout all the chilly months in Houston, of which there are a lot more than advertised.
The temperature and water issue and portion size could be enough to lower the star rating but I won't - the food is too good, service is great, and the hours are perfect for us.
But those factors are a shame because if these were not the case then we would eat here all the time, and one of the servers here is a true and great friend of ours and we love her. We talk pets with her all the time.
We are a little sad that we can't come back here more because of those aphro mentioned problems - I mean aforementioned but whatever, google voice. So the food here is spectacular especially the flat noodles w chicken extra spicy, and the snow pea leaves extra spicy.
Of course it's also a very imaginative karaoke place which is a great place to come and sing, which has rooms named after different parts of Houston and its suburbs.
No money so I have to Scrounge
Like me ever since I was Younge
And for Chinese Food
I don't mean to be rude
But get your fat ass to Neway Lounge
I basically have the same feelings for Neway that I feel for East Wall.
One of Chinatown's best, with wonderful meals, perfect service, and one of our fave restaurants in Houston.
We've been coming to Neway and East Wall for a year. Some of the best Chinese dishes, like Snow Pea Leaves with extra spice, and wonderful flat noodles w chicken, delicious and perfect. Their chili chicken is also good.
NeWay is open later, with the same lovely servers and amazing dishes, a little bit more expensive, smaller portions, bottled water only. So we prefer EW.
The employees here get 10/5 if that's possible. They're top notch, some of the nicest in Chinatown. I had a bad experience a long time ago (maybe different workers) but the current batch are wonderful.
Easily scores 5, but I wish veggie portions were bigger, because they taste better than local rival in the same plaza FuFu, and for 50-70% as much food it's not filling, and harder for me to be a true regular patron.
Also, milk tea, whom is one of the best cats in the world - a Siamese we found outside here as a baby, which led us to be regulars here. We love Milky so much!
And of course, I recommend going to East Wall too, so here's a rap for East Wall:
Ordered 20 dishes and damn it was quite the FEAST WALL
I lift then I eat here, so they call me BEAST WALL
Eating here can be religious, so they call it PRIEST WALL
Make so many funny raps about it, it's DECEASED WALL
They don't own the building, that's why it is LEASED WALL
Since I stopped eating here nightly, my weight has DECREASED WALL
Barbi doesn't douche enough, so they call her YEAST WALL
Her taste's more explosive than conflict in the MIDEAST WALL
Flavour controversial like OJ getting RELEASED WALL
Thought my D could not get bigger, but here it INCREASED WALL
So skip the peen enlargement pills, instead come to EAST WALL
Almost enjoy this as much as Donald being IMPEACHED WALL
Voted for the Dems who handed racist Reps DEFEATS WALL
Hope that in 2 and 4 years the pattern then REPEATS WALL
Barbi likes to pose here with her prissy shoes and FEETS WALL
Sometimes if she wears a crop top she shows off her TEATS WALL
If you want to taste the food that Barbi loves, try EAST WALL
Not to be confused with how funny I am (Deceased Wall), my shirts (Creased Wall), or if you don't wash down south (Yeast Wall). read more