HORRIBLE!! AWFUL! Wish I could give the New England Dessert Blowcase negative stars. Everything about this event was a disaster.
I can not bayonet the dessert showcase without also torching Living Social and Groupon for their large part in this fiasco. Where were the limits on tickets sold???
The NE Dessert Showcase website led me to believe this was going to be a large venue with fancy desserts up the ying-yang. Bait and switch tactics have never been better utilized. I saved my appetite and was excited to be going with my girlfriend because she had never been to a food show. We showed up around 1:30 and could not believe our eyes when we saw how long the line was. It was the longest line I had ever seen for any event in my life.
Now the question - do you wait it out and get the reward of all the (expected) goodies, or do you value your time too much and just forfeit the price of the tickets? I, like everyone else, had purchased tickets through Living Social, so it would have been a loss of $34. My girlfriend really wanted to go because she had never been to a dessert show, so we waited for over an hour to get in.
Cue up the sensei putting his hand on my shoulder, shaking his head slowly, and telling me in a portentous tone, "Son, you have chosen poorly."
The only thing worse than waiting in that line was getting in to the show.
Epic fail! The show was super crowded and you couldn't walk around comfortably. Anyone who has ever been to the Castro in San Francisco on Halloween will understand how crowded the room was. The first table I bellied up to had a vendor that was selling chocolates. No samples, just selling. I thought, "I spent $17 a ticket, waited in a monster line for over an hour, and am being pushed around by other angry show attendees only to find out that I have to pay for the food in here??? I did a 180 and walked to another table and saw some small pieces of ratty-looking cookies on a tray with a stern sign warning "one piece per person". Are you clowning me?
I was expecting to see the fine desserts, pastries and chocolates touted on the website. All I saw were angry vendors, empty tables, and unwashed masses. The food that was there was NOT impressive: some pedestrian looking cookies, pieces of croissants that looked like they had been run over by a weed-wacker, some frozen yogurt, some pudding. One table was trying to be impressive with chocolate enrobed goodies, but pouring "Bosco" over a rice krispee treat the size of a grape does NOT qualify as upscale.
I've seen better dessert options at the Old Country Buffet. Seriously.
There was a table that had some attractive looking chocolates, but they tasted as stimulating as a mouthful of scrapple. And the woman working the table looked like she was trying to catch a 3:00 plane out of Logan. Result: another empty, abandoned table.
The offerings reminded me of that classic joke of the disenfranchised patrons complaining in the restaurant:
patron #1: "Wow, the food is awful."
patron #2: "Yes, and such small portions."
The unsatisfied crowd was bullying their way through the room looking for any remnants of their dignity. At one point I was waiting in a non-moving line (again) to get to a table where I assumed something good would be served. After about 15 minutes of not moving, I wondered, "What are we all waiting for?" I think it was for a molten chocolate cake, but I'm not sure because I gave up and left the show. Doesn't it take like 30 minutes to make those? That makes a lot of sense.
TOTAL waste of the day. I'm upset by the opportunity cost too. There were so many things that I didn't do because of the time put aside for this debacle.
A shopping trip to Whole Foods would have been a better choice. I wouldn't have had to wait in that huge line, I could have bought $34 of groceries, and I could have eaten more samples in the store than I did at the showcase.
At least I got my VIP gift bag . . . a free slice of cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory if I go there and spend $30 or more. I guess their definition of free is to pay for stuff.
Not only will the negative experience of this event ensure that nobody attends the thing next year, but I think it probably did a lot of damage to Living Social / Groupon / Buy with Me, and all the other clones. I'm discovering that when these deals come out and everyone buys them, there is often a problem with the merchants delivering. I know this is an aside, but I bought a massage offer on one of those sites and a month later called to schedule. The massage therapist told me her first opening was 4 months later because she was so swamped with those coupons. Given that the coupon was only good for 6 months, I'm guessing there will be problems there too.
For now on, I will only buy offers for restaurants. No more services or one-day-wonders (one day blunders) like the NE Dessert Blowcase. read more