This was the funniest adult themed waffle and sweet shoppe. From the street I noticed the brightly painted cutouts of a weenie waffle so I stepped inside and saw how the decor was full of weenie shaped objects both to eat and to wear. Also inside this shop is a tropical flavored smoothie bar that serves delicious sweet beverages. Service was very friendly even to those who were just taking pictures or having a little laugh. read more

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Always wanted to try one and it was great!!!! If you are paying with card you need to purchase for more than $20. Vibes are off the roof!! I had to seat and enjoy. They also serve alcohol. I ended up ordering Piña Colada popsicle and a frozen margarita. Humm yes coming back. read more

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The service here was not that great. The woman taking my order was rude I've been here a few times ave never encountered this type of service. The place was packed and she was the only one taking and making orders. The place is clean and has souvenirs for purchase. My dessert was good. It was warm and fresh with sweet toppings. read more

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Important: bring cash or face the $20 card minimum that you'll be advised about after you pull your card out. I love it here and make it a point to come each time I visit OSJ. Keep in mind this is a small shop with usually just one person making the waffles at a time, and there is limited seating at the bar. Yes, it's a "tourist" spot because it's a novelty-type shop, but the waffles are SO good. They have this great sweetness to them that isn't overbearing but strays from a typical dry-waffle flavor. Service can be slow if it's busy, but there is a small cocktail bar in this shop too that has beers and Pina Coladas, as well as some clothing and jewelry. Overall, it is a cute spot worth stopping in if you're having a sweet craving with a twist. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Weiner waffle with chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and Oreos. - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

This place was cute reminded me of the Kinky dessert bar in NY. Everything was made fresh. The location is small so if you have a big group you won't all be able to sit. Cute photo op set up in the back. read more

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Such a fun stop for a good laugh! It is located inside of a clothing store with another food stand and a small seating area in the back. We opted for one of each genitalia which we picked a glaze, topping and had whipped cream added. They were more cake like than waffle but decadent and delicious! It was made fresh and served to us hot and melty covered in chocolate. Once they're covered in all the toppings it's almost hard to tell what it is in pictures unfortunately. It was funny how the worker asked us how we wanted our order and even sprinkled some gold on top! Plenty of funny genitalia merch to browse and art to laugh at while you're waiting read more

Great experience. They have other goodies inside (socks, bathing suits, etc.) but you cum for the weenie or a flower waffle. The waffle it's self is delicious. I had a chocolate waffle with Nutella and oreo cookies on top. IT WAS SOO GOOD! Our server was soo nice, and very entertaining. They have flower wall and art to complement the vibe. They also have weenie pops lol. All in all a great experience! Can't wait to go back for a flower. read more

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Tropical vibes all around! From refreshing cocktails and sweet island weenie treats to cute souvenirs, stylish clothing, and a photo wall that's perfect for vacation memories Mr. Weenie Waffles is a whole vibe in Puerto Rico! read more

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This place was packed, very disorganized. The desert was med, not sure why costumers are not allowed to use their bathrooms super rude.. ambiance is they sell stuff in there and no seats. Will not visit again. read more

I like big * and I cannot lie.. but not for $14 for one. Didn't actually get one because of the price. Or if you want the pee-pee and vee-vee, it was a bargain of $24 for the two. The penis waffle was "only" 6-inches, according to the staff. Not sure about the vee-vee waffle. The store also sold alcoholic drinks and San Juan souvenirs. A one-stop shop for everything I suppose. Wifey and I weren't hungry so didn't get any. Staff was nice and friendly though. read more

Place was cute. Service was slow. Waffles were pre made, sitting under foil. Thought I could decorate my own waffle, but dude took and put strawberries and whipped cream all over my joint. I wanted a different visual. Overpriced for some cold waffles. read more

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So amazingly delicious. Hot and fresh. Loved the flavor and they have drinks here as well and they are strong!! read more

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This place is great for lots of naught and fun photos. There is also a clothing store and pina colada stand inside so you can spend a while inside. The weenie itself is pancake like. I would have liked it to be more of a churro texture. It was a lot of pancake and I could eat it all. I would suggest getting the mini weenie if you just want a photo. You can get 1 glaze, 1 sauce and 1 topping on your weenie. The cashiers are very playful so be ready to talk about weenies! read more

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I don't recommend based on service. We walked in and was empty just someone already eating on yhe counter we walked up to counter and waited nobody greatest us so we assumed we had to sit down. We sat down and girl just looked at us until we said is there a menu, she pointed to counter so we head back to counter to order. We didn't know menu had questions buy form was very vague till she brought out syrup and topping menus. We ordered 1 waffle of each and wings. She put wings to cook in a ninja oven for 20 minutes. Wow yeah 20 minutes. Than when wings came out we asked for ranch and she Said we don't have any. I asked for blue cheese or what dip does she have she said she didn't know.l cause they dint really sell wings. She walked across the hallway and brought ranch. Food: wings were goo's, waffles was dey as if it was over cooked. I wouldn't waste my time or energy here again. No vibe no experience, for a tourist area the service was horrible. If i was yhe owner I'd be upset at yhe customer service. read more

My penis coconut popsicle was Terrible!!! Taste like floor cleaner (fabulous) and I got robbed on the price. It clearly says 14.99 includes a sauce and a topping and the girl said no and still charged me over 30 dollars for two of the nastiests popsicles ever! Save your money! Don't go here. read more

It's a fun store. You may not get the theme until you walk in but the signs outside are very noticeable. The waffles are really good. The batter was great and you can fill/top the waffles however you want. You can also get ice cream and batidas if it's a hot day. They have really fun merchandise to give as gifts and a seating area in the back. read more

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We had heard about this place and had to get one. Mostly to post on social media. Since I'm diabetic I didn't eat it but I was told it was tasty. tasty. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Definitely a conversation starter lol - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

What can I say the weenie is heavy and perfect for breakfast! It's tasty and thick. I went with my friends found them on tik tok. My friends enjoyed them and had no complaints read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

I've been wanting to visit here since seeing it all over social media. Upon arrival be prepared to wait, they only had 2-3 staff members so it's important to be patient. The cashier was super friendly an funny, I'd give the waffles a 4/5 for flavor but overall a good experience. read more

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10/10 for creativity and entertainment. The waffles themselves were more like 4/5 for taste, they could use more sauce/toppings. Still, definitely worth the stop. I'd recommend this place for sure (maybe not for kids). Delicious treat! read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Vanilla weenie with marshmallow and sprinkles & chocolate weenie with Nutella and oreos - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

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This is a funny thing to do. It was fun deciding what goes into my dessert and the staff makes the experience fun and hilarious. read more

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Don't know even were to start. First off she said that it would be 10 minute wait that she only had one order before mine and she had 3 other orders that she hadn't even started yet, ended up waiting 40 minutes And she forgot toppings that she made me pay extra for. I didn't go back because I didn't want to wait another 40. on top of that I paid $86.00 for 2 dicks and 1 pussy and she wanted $5 to use the bathroom. She only has 1 dick waffle maker and 1 pussy waffle maker, home girl needs to upgrade her machines with the money she charging for extra toppings and to use the bathroom! read more

pague $17.00 por un ítem, está sobre valorado el precio, y es muy dulce al paladar, solamente con una mordida es suficiente. No lo volvería a comprar está muy caro para lo que es. read more

My cab drove past this place on my way to Barrachina and I just knew that I was going to stop by on my way back to the hotel just for the novelty of it. Be prepared for a long line/wait! Like 30-45 mins. The waffle itself was good, but the toppings were way too sweet. It was fun to get up close and watch the process, the combos you can get are endless. They also sell weenie key rings and magnets. read more

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It's a very funny concept and it's a decent one time experience but i know i wouldn't visit here again. Service is extremely slow. The woman at the cashier was very nice but the other woman putting the toppings on the waffles was far from friendly. You get to choose between vanilla or chocolate. They have both weenies and flowers to choose from. I went with a vanilla weenie. You get 3 toppings for free. Anything more than that, is an additional cost. When i finally got my order, the waffle itself is very bland. It's just dough, no sweetness or any flavor at all to it. I didn't even finish it. It's nice to take pictures for a nice chuckle. But other than that, i wouldn't recommend read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

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It's fun and a laugh. But that's about it. Service is slow, prices are very high, and the food wasn't that great. The "regular" waffles were flavorless while the chocolate ones had a slight chocolate flavor and better texture. Both were very dense and heavy. Bisquick made by the recipe on the box would have yielded much better results. It was fun and all, but it wasn't cheap and not that great to eat. read more

Loved it ! The staff is friendly and nice. The price is crazy, each topping you want adds up. The place is shared with another but it's a nice. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

I mean it's fun and all but the dessert just isn't anything to write home about...def not worth it as far as flavor goes (a tad pricey for it not to be good) but it'll make a good Instagram pic. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

We had a party-good time eating these!!!... The waffle batter could use a little more sugar, but the experience was priceless!!!.. This is a must-do when you go to Old San Juan!!! read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Weenie with chocolate icing & chips... - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

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Located in San Juan, it is definitely a place to add to your list of places to visit while in Puerto Rico. The cashier helped us pick out our "weenie" (waffle) and explained to us the different toppings and what we could add on to it. He was very entertaining with the use of innuendos that went along with the theme of this establishment. The waffle itself was actually really good ! Which surprised me honestly because you more so are going to a place like this for a good laugh but it was actually very tasty. They sell merch at a relatively decent price as well. Just a disclaimer their are other stores located in this building it is more so a stall. Regardless I would definitely recommend checking it out ! Would visit again as well! read more

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Delicious and fun! Friendly staff too! Marshmallow topping, guava stuffed, & coconut dusted. You can customize everything! read more

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Technically I did know that it wasn't that cheap here - but $25 per waffle for "waffles" that tasted like old bread. It would be cheaper to pay for ACTUAL penis! And to top that off, if you want to use your own penis to pee, it's $3 per person to do that. Also, register dude was so high, he could hardly function. Not the most amazing place! read more

Came here when we were walking in old San Juan! This was our first time treating this place and hearing about it as well! It's very creative ! My wife ordered the weenie and I got the flower! It was very good! It's a great dessert! read more

I been wanting to visit after seeing people go here all over TikTok. Be prepared because the line was so long. We waited over 30 minutes to order and waited another 15 minutes before we got our waffles. The waffles were so heavy from the thick batter. The waffles are so sweet with all the toppings it was hard to eat. I would Recommend going for the experience. The waffle was 12 dollars and that included 3 toppings. The actually waffle was good mines just was way to sweet for me to enjoy read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

FOR ADULTS!! I love the old San Juan area and this was nestled right in the middle. Location wise I appreciate it being convenient to some of the local hotels as well as bars and restaurants. It's a very small place with a small gift shop on front where you can grab branded trinkets. Staff was nice. Only two people were working so wait times were pretty slow. Also take into consideration it's an island and things aren't necessarily fast paced i.e. "island time". Tried a waffle in the shape of well see the photo. This is a novelty spot and if you're looking for photo worthy dessert you should definitely stop by. There is a small seating area in the back but for the most part I'd consider this a grab and go. Definitely one of a kind and worth a visit. read more

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Ahhhh!! This place is pretty cool. I bought like 3 underwear's here because they were so fabulous while my friend waited to get some deserts which were delicious. They have a back area where you can take pictures since everything here is so insta worthy read more

my boyfriend and I came here for some dessert after dinner. we assumed it'd be quick, get one weenie with toppings and go--there was one family ahead of us on line. however, the women serving us moved slower than molasses. i understand taking one's time to get the job done accordingly, but this felt a bit too slow almost maliciously slow. She'd attend to some stuff in the back before placing our orders. The woman was alone, so maybe she was overworked but a simple "i'll get to you in a second" would've been appreciated. To feel acknowledged. When you do finally get your weenie it'll be worth it. it's pancake like texture with a milk like drizzle that goes on top. My advice is come if you have the time to wait. read more

Great service. Loved the taste of the waffle but next time I wont use too many sweet toppings. Sadly, after paying extra I noticed at the end my Weenie didn't have the filling I payed for. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Waffle Weenie - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

The waffle was too dense, was not made fresh. It was novelty so I had to try one, but it was not amazing. Expensive enough where it should have been made with love. Spent like 17$ on a waffle and cookie. Cute idea but it should also taste good. read more

Mr. Weenie’s Waffles - Overpriced Cookie - Waffles Near Me - San Juan, Puerto Rico

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Hilarious, they ask you all the right questions to get your appropriate waffle dripping with glaze... definitely recommend the experience.