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    Mr. Grumpy Pants Brewing

    3.8 (66 reviews)
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    Nasty IPA, skip this awful brewery.
    Max A.

    One star is generous.....Living up to the name, this bartender was just plain grumpy and unfriendly. Seriously, after visiting Ouray Brewery - and it was packed, we wanted to chill. Walking in, there was 2, yes two patrons. Locals and I suppose the bartenders buddies. He ignored us for about five minutes, while texting and chatting about his dog to the 2, yes two patrons. We ordered two IPAs. $19 and some change. We were served some nasty turpentine. Never in my beer IPA journey have I had such a worst, nasty, foul tasting beer. I am not sure what the deal is, but this place sucks, their beer sucks and the service sucks. I posted a pic of the supposed IPA, look at the color.... Does that seem like an IPA? We choked down half and dumped the rest in the flower bed out front, I hope it didn't kill the flowers.......Skip it and go to Ouray Brewery.

    Cool Sign
    Marshall G.

    They are connected by a common porch to Maggie's kitchen. They are very careful on whether you are of age to get past the door. I had the mom size beer, draft pour and known as very hoppy. It was and I really liked it. We sat on the porch in the shade.

    Grump sign. Not so good beer.
    Blake W.

    Came here expecting to sit at the bar and enjoy my burger that I just bought at Maggie's next door. For some odd reason Grumpy was only letting his friends (or select customers) sit inside. Must've been friends since there was only one guy inside besides him. Once informed I couldn't come inside, I sat outside with what they called an IPA. Meh. Not very good at all. And on the warm side. I guess I'm the grumpy pants now? At least my Burger from Maggie's was awesome.

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    Melissa H.

    The beer is good, the guy is fun, gotta a smile or two outta of him. The place is a fun place to people watch. Nice outside porch.

    Mr. Grumpy Pants Brewery.  Main sign in Ouray, CO.
    John S.

    This was the second time I visited. The first doesn't count since I ran out of time and didn't sample any of the beers. For some reason, the owner, Hutch, wasn't in a very grumpy mood. His arm was in a sling from a rotator cuff injury, but he was in extremely high spirits. I felt a bit cheated because I expected sarcasm and vitriol and instead here was this super nice guy. He even served up water to a customer, which he doesn't normally do. The beer I tried, Golden ale, was under carbonated. It barely had a head or any bubbles. If it had been carbonated it would have been a pretty good representation of this style. My brother-in-law, Juan, had the pale ale, which he rated as average. There are an assortment of pour sizes, but Hutch will default to the 16 ounce, if you don't specify a size. For ambiance I give five stars. The quotes on the wall are funny, and he has a huge number of photos of smiling women doing splits on top of his bar. He also has a varied assortment of off color posters and decorations around the place. It is a small bar, but you can sit on the patio and people watch. So I give 1 star for non-grumpy attitude, 3 stars for non-carbonated beer, and 5 stars for ambiance. This averages out to 3 total stars. I want to try this place again, maybe he will have the carbonation dialed in.

    Well, this is it!
    Bruce B.

    We walked in, I ordered a beer, my wife a wine. "We don't serve any wine here!" hollered the old guy behind the bar. "This is a brewery, not a vineyard!" I assume this was Mr. Grumpy Pants himself. My wife waited impatiently for me to finish my beer, and then we left because she was only thirsty for wine.

    Jason M.

    Really enjoyed enjoyed the amber brew. Went perfect with the burger from next door. The decor is fun, it fits the town perfectly. Plan on grabbing a beer or two and having a burger on the porch. Perfect for people watching, killing time or just relaxing. The owner / bartender lives up to the name, but he makes a great pour :)

    great place to chill after a day of climbing

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    Special ambiance! Mr. Grumpy lives up to the name. IPA was just okay - more bitter than we would have liked.

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    Beer isn't too bad, Grumpy's character makes it worth a visit. Great spot for mountain vistas and people watching on the front porch.

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    Fantastic beer in a fantastic location, with good folks. Grab a bear and sit out on the porch and relax.

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    Colorado Boy Pub & Brewery

    Colorado Boy Pub & Brewery

    4.6
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    10.0 mi
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    Ate here today for a late lunch/early dinner and my husband and I thoroughly enjoyed our pizzas. He…read moregot the Mia Bella and I got The Cowboy and both were just so delicious! They have indoor and outdoor seating options and I thought it was super cute that all of the outdoor benches had dog bowls for everyone who wanted to bring their fur babies along with them. Service was pretty laid back/casual-our waitress took our order within 5 minutes of us being in the restaurant and when we moved to a bench outside they were super flexible. She bought out the food fairly quickly and she also brought us some chili oil that she said people like to drizzle on their pizzas.

    We recently stopped in at Colorado Boy, and it was a terrific stop. We had a couple of great beers,…read moremainly their IPAs and pale ale were spot on. They had Irish red on the hand pump, which I wanted to try but never did, it certainly looked great. The building itself is pretty cool, and the vibe is super friendly. It is a bit tight inside, but that makes it feel cozy and fun. The bartender was great and actually gave us a little history lesson, explaining how the space was originally part of the theater next door, which added a nice touch to the experience. The food was fantastic. We made the "mistake" of ordering a large spring salad to share, it was absolutely huge! It was served on a medium pizza pan, but it was delicious, so we didn't mind the portion size. We also shared the Peppadew & Sausage pizza, which was great. All around a fun place with great beer, history, and food.

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    The dining area! They also have outside dining!
    Smuggler Union Restaurant & Brewery

    Smuggler Union Restaurant & Brewery

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    We stopped in for dinner this past week while visiting Telluride…read more It was busy but we were able to get a table. Our sever Levi was very friendly, attentive and knowledgeable of the menu. For drinks we ordered dirty martinis. They were filled to the rim which was nice but could have been colder. The menu looked great. We went with burgers. We ordered the Smokehouse burger medium rare with cheddar, house bbq, crispy onions, bacon plus all the toppings. It was cooked perfectly. It came with a spicy slaw. So delicious. We also ordered the Truffle mushroom burger medium with a mixture of cremini, oyster, shiitake mushrooms plus Swiss cheese and truffle aioli plus all the toppings. It was cooked perfectly medium. It also came with the delicious slaw. The buns were a bit big but at least they were soft and delicious. The dessert. So tasty. Honestly $27 is pricy for a burger but it was very good. We would come back to Smuggler union try other menu items next time we return to Telluride.

    Smuggler Union is a great pub to go have drinks and apps. During ski season, it is definitely more…read morecrowded in the evenings, so expect a wait if you are looking to get a table. We got lucky and snagged three seats at the bar... and so glad we did! The bartenders were both very friendly, made great recommendations and handled a very busy bar/restaurant with patience. As far as food goes- we got the tuna appetizer which was very good. Not something most would order from a pub but their sister restaurant is actually the sushi place up the street, so they source from the same place. We also got the potato tots that were very good as well. Basically just fried cheesy mashed potatoes. Finally, we shared the buffalo wings which were delicious!! Some of the best wings I have ever had! The flavor was great and the chicken as moist. We actually attempted to go back again the next night and ran into a bit an attitude at the hostess stand, so decided to go elsewhere. Overall, we had a great experience and I would certainly go back.

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    Kids menu  Chicken Tenders and fries
    Kids menu Chicken Tenders and fries
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