So, hypothetically speaking, one time a friend of mine may have mentioned that on the Evo forums, some guys mentioned Mines Road as being an amazing drive, but at times "scary." In the automotive world, there may be one camp that favors all-wheel drive cars (Lancer Evolution, Subaru WRX STi, various Audis), and thinks it to be the best layout. there's another camp that is convinced that rear-wheel drive cars (BMW's, the Infiniti G35, the Nissan 350Z) are superior. There's a third camp that thinks front wheel drive cars (90% of the cars on the road, including your mom's Camry, your sister's Corolla, your Jetta, your BFF's Civic) are the best. This third camp is, on occasion, subject to massive raids from the other two camps in which all their Slim Jims and six-packs are stolen, and their tents knocked over because they just can't hang.
I own a Honda S2000. It is simply the best car ever made. "A four-wheel motorcycle," it has been called. Six-speed manual, 9000 rpm redline 240 horse inline 4, convertible top, xenon headlights and, best of all: no traction control, a rarity in this day and age on a rear-wheel drive sports car. It's the car, as god intended: small, lightweight, fast, a transmission that doesn't shift itself, a top that goes down and single-row seating for you, and one high-quality guest.
So, in theory, I may have driven out there with said friend due to some sort of pride issue because he thought that all wheel drive (AWD) cars are superior to rear wheel drive cars (RWD). His brother in law, a motorcyclist, may have said something about the road being "awesome" but "not really for cars," and I may have taken this as an affront. I may have read a few accounts of cruises up this road that ended in disaster, and this may have made me more eager to go due to some sort of personal need to validate myself by proving everyone around me to not have a damn clue what they were talking about, because I never finished my degree or I regret not being extremely outgoing or something.
After a quick stop at the Taco Bell on Tesla and a full tank of 91 at Valero, I may have set out to prove something by heading down the Mines road sometime well after darkness had fallen. This may or may not have been a testosterone thing, I dont know. What I do know is the following:
- you should not consider driving this road if you are new at driving, not a very good driver, lack confidence behind the wheel, are susceptible to motion sickness, have slow reflexes, saw The Fast and the Furious and thought it was cool, or drive a lifted pickup: this road may very well kill you. Seriously. It is dotted with white crosses bearing names of and offerings to those who have perished on it.
- Cell phones just plain dont work here. The only pay phone or callbox is at the intersection of Mines and Del Puerto and it doesnt work (I checked just to be safe). There are absolutely no gas stations or service stations. Again, this road may kill you, and it may be because they you and/or your companions couldn't call for help in a situation that probably wouldn't have killed you elsewhere.
- A half-hour smoke break at the intersection revealed absolutely no other motorists or bipedal signs of life.
That said, I may have suffered an existential crisis on this road when a bunny ran across the road to safety, made it, inexplicably turned back towards the road, and connected with my bumper and oil sump (bunny: 4 lbs, 6mph; S2000 2600 lbs; ...the speed limit). As a strict vegetarian for the last decade, this may have caused me to freak the hell out and question the morality of what I was doing, and a moment later, another bunny may have connected with the driver's side corner my bumper and I may have simultaneously seen the bunny fly out towards the black abyss outside of my headlights, and also felt a pair of bumps as the car sailed past. My cry of, "NOOOOOOO BUN-BUN!" may have awoken fauna for a few miles, I don't know.
I digress, it's unlikely the fauna that were still animate would not have been stirred by HOW AWESOME MY DRIVING SKILLS ARE I mean, I'm sure most of them are nocturnal anyhow. read more