Posted on 7/21/21
Experienced on 7/19/21
"This ain't for the best
My reputation's never been worse, so
You must like me for me..."
Well this is the thought running through my head as Taylor Swift put it. Massage Pro has been at this location for a number of years now. While the faces change and staff come and go, Massage Pro has changed a bit too.
Today I stopped by to make use of the birthday discount of $20 off. Masssge Pro has offered this several different times to me each year, yet I can only remember taking advantage of this offer three times.
Laura was my massage therapist for today. I had a crick in my neck since waking up on Sunday Morning. All day while visiting other places the pain was there. It was temporarily removed, but now it is back.
The room I was shown to had a photo of Rita Kahlo on the wall. Nice. I was informed to strip and get under the thin sheet. This would have been followed to the letter, but when I started to lay down on the sheets, everything felt damp and oily. Yes, combining these words together does not sound great.
I got my ass off the sheets quickly and decided to ask for some large towels put over the damp and oily feeling sheets. Looking through the curtin area I was in, I saw no one in sight. I could see into the bath/table shower area and thought about walking buttass across the short distance to table shower room and grabbing two towels.
As easy as that sounds, I felt discretion is the better part of valor. I decided to use a special technique called Using My Voice. A lady massaging my her client heard me and brought me to big towels. This help me get comfortable and enjoy my massage.
Still, I noticed that that Laura left the curtain area to my massage room open. I had to ask more than once to close the curtain area. Laura informed me management wants the curtain area open.
REALLY?! The hell you say. If this is the case, this needs to be addressed to every client that comes in to this establishment. Every client should know that their gluteus maximus can and will be seen by other clients in the building. I don't think this will go over to well.
Still Laura did as I at asked and closed the curtain area 98%. Hooray for small favors.
Don't listen to a word I say,
Hey!
Clients complaints all sound the same,
Hey
Yes, this truth vary,
the massage will carry on,
And keep it safe and warm.
The massage was actually as it should be. The oil on my body had more than it could absorbe. This is okay, because I brought my own body scrub for the table shower. I found a watermelon flavor of body scrub at Ulta and wanted to try it out. Laura used it but did not feel like she was scrubbing me hard enough. Still the extra oil and dirt on my body was removed. One reason I love body scrubs. The dirt, oil or make up can be removed from areas you might not know you missed. Nevertheless, when it was all said and done, my whole body was so fresh and so clean.
Upon checking out, I thanked Laura for her assistance. I hoped Laura could remove the pain permanently, but it is till an ongoing process. The pain is harder to get rid of than expected. Still Laura did her best and I appreciate the work she did.
The watermelon scrub scent could be smelled from table shower room to the entrance of the store. That as they say in the movies is some "good smelling shit." The next client that walked in was a sister and I know she could smell the watermelon scent. I will have to use this body scrub again at a massage place.
Overall, this location okay, but not the best of the best. read more