This is my very first yelp review,and I just HAD to leave the WORST review of Martyrs possible.
Let me start by saying that ive been going to martyrs for years to see one if my favorite band play "Cornmeal",well early in the bands first set the security came over and said ill have to kick you out if you continue to do that..."that" meaning using my electronic nicotine VAPORIZER(thats the same water based vaper that comes from concert fog machines)...he thought I was smoking marijuana.
After he looked it over,smelled it,then walked away like everything was ok.
When the second set started I was taking a couple "drags" off my ecig,and some guy FORCEFULLY grabs me and tells me im kicked out....I asked for what,he said for smoking,I said I WASNT smoking,it was an ecig which is NOT illegal.
I also already had told him that the secuirity already approached me earlier and said it was ok...he continued to start yanking me towards the front door saying,"this is my place,and if I say yer out of here,yer gone".
In all the shuffle between the owner,the bouncer,and me...my $75 ecig vaporizer flew out of my hand.
I said ill leave(even tho I wasnt in the wrong),all I want is my vaporizer back...they responded,"you gotta leave now,and WE'LL look for it in the morning and get it to you"..."WRONG",I said "if i dont leave with it now,itll be gone by morning"...they let me look on the ground for approximately 15.seconds before they started to forcefully start dragging me out towards the front door again.
Suffice to say,I DIDNT leave without a fight..I pushed the owner off of me who was latched onto my arm trying to get me to the front door,then I pushed the bouncer off me too.
I finally went outside.to wait for my friends to come out while they settled their bar tab,and tried to find my nicotine vaporizer..when they told me they would call the cops on me if I didnt leave..I said "my friends are inside looking for my ecig vaporizer,and ill leave when they come out."
I then started getting into with the bouncer again who was just the biggest @$$hole ive ever met,because this boss was reaming him out for letting me use my NON-ILLEGAL ecig inside,of which the bouncer denied that he said we were allowed to use them while he was getting reamed out,gee I wonder why he recanted and said he never said that(btw my friend standing next to me was using his ecig too,they just grabbed me)
In the end,since I wouldnt leave the outside premises,cause not only was my $70 vaporizer in there,but my friends were still inside(my ride home) so they called the cops on me.
I spoke to the police,and they totally sided with me,they just said that it was HIS establishment and he can ask me to leave whenever he wants to.
My response to the police was "there was no intitial ASKING for me to leave,it was a GRAB AND YANK this guy towards the exit and throw him out for doing something WE think hes doing wrong"...im a 40 year old hippy jam band loving person,"make love,not war" has always my motto,but when somebody grabs me like he did for doing nothing wrong,yer gonna get a piece of my evil side,and I WILL fight back,I dont care who you are.
If he would of approached me nicely and said you cant do that,and then let me explain what I was doing,and if he still didnt want me to do it,I would of either put it away,or left..I wasnt given that chance.
By the way,im a non-alcoholic drinker,i had 2 glasses of ice water the whole time i was there..i just wanted to clear up that I wasnt some drunk guy starting a bar brawl.
So in the end,even after all the years ive been giving Martyrs my business,not only will I NEVER step foot in there,but I will make sure all my friends know what kind of jerk owns that establishment,and to save their money and go elsewhere.
In this economy,none of us have to spend our money at places that dont give any respect to their loyal customers,and not treat them like a piece of $hit.
I will boycott Martyrs from this day forward...biggest jerks ive ever dealt with when seeing a band play in ANY chicago live music club.
Oh btw,the ONLY reason I didnt retaliate from them putting their hands on me like they did(for doing nothing illegal in their establishment),by physically knocking out the owner and bouncer,which I was basically ready to do after having been assulted by the owner and bouncer,was cause I was a bouncer on Division Street for about 3 years,and I know the cops always side with the business owners,and I probably would of ended up in jail..I didnt want to go to jail tonight all for something that stemmed from doing something thats 100% legal to do,and even tho tbey assalted me first..a non intoxicated loyal paying customer.
Smart move Martyrs...and if I can file a complaint with the better business bureau for tbeir conduct,I will after im done writing this review.
So just a heads up for anybody THINKING of going to martyrs...dont be suprised if some lil putz(the owner) grabs u by yer arm and u get kicked out for doing nothing wrong. read more