Earlier this afternoon, I walked out of Martha Lake Chiropractic Center with a smile on my face, feeling better than I had in nearly two weeks.
That's practically a miracle, considering my behavior prior to receiving my Chiropractic adjustment from Dr. Barrett.
This is my story (review), so I'm going to milk it.
I like to think that I'm generally a nice guy. I try to treat people the way I would want them to treat me - but, there are days and times where I fail at this miserably, and yesterday was just one of those days.
You see, I missed my appointment due to jammed up traffic caused by roadwork. I tweaked my neck doing deadlifts nearly two weeks ago, and I had made the appointment on Monday, 4-30-18. I was "really" looking forward to the appointment on Friday. Friday rolls around, and by a bad judgment call, I decided to drive to the bank after work, completely oblivious to the obnoxious traffic jam heading in the direction I was leaving. By the time I left the bank, and began to head down 164th, and saw that for half a mile the traffic was practically stalled - I knew I had made a big mistake, and probably wasn't going to make it on-time to the appointment. Well, I tried going down 196th, but that wasn't much better, and ten minutes prior to my appointment I knew I'd be lucky to get there 30 minutes late.
So I called the Chiropractic center, and proceeded to conduct myself in a manner that I can roughly sum up in two words - "total jerk;" certainly not blameless. I knew that it was my own fault for missing the appointment, but I still saw fit to be completely rude to the poor assistant on the phone, who, having only been on the job for a few weeks, had to deal with what I would call - a major problem. She handled it very well, and conducted herself professionally in the face of seriously acidic tone and behavior. Serpent's venom anyone?
The appointment shot, several top-of-the-lung yells in my car later (windows rolled up of course), I proceeded to head over to the Sno-Isle Co-op in Everett for some good, old fashioned, muscle building, raw milk.
I'm driving up I-5, and I get a call. It's Martha Lake Chiropractic. It just so happens to be the good doctor's wife on the phone, being very professional I might add, as I proceeded to make a complete ass out of myself a second time by being rude to her as well. One time that day clearly wasn't enough - more volume is always good right?
She tried to work with me, despite the fact that I was being passive aggressive, and not directly stating that I would like to be re-scheduled to Saturday if possible, which I had already figured would be booked. Well, a minute or so later she calmly puts me on the phone with Dr. Barrett. Like a true pro, he handles the temper tantrum in stride, and schedules me in as the last appointment - on a Saturday.
As I exit my car, stage left, to walk to the Co-op and pick up my protein supplement, with the light of the sun shining down on me, and the water to my right, I can't help but realize how big a jerk I was. Oh, 15 minutes extra isn't a big deal right? On a Saturday - pfft, like they have anything planned. Whoever complains the loudest, right? Except my conscience had a nice little chat with me about my "attitude." Time to suck up the pride, cuz some explaining and apologizing is coming.
I come in Saturday, about 20 minutes early, and the first person I meet is Dr. Barrett's wife. Now, I hadn't been in for two years - and seven days, to the day, and had never met her before, so I did not know who I was speaking to - only that I had spoken rudely to her the previous day. As soon as I knew how rude I had been to not only another person on the phone, but the actual wife of my Chiropractor - well, let's just say I felt like a literal ass. The good Book has a great chapter with a talking ass in it.
Fortunately, Dr. Barrett and his wife accepted my apologies, fixed my neck up, and were professional, friendly, and even talkative, despite my prior behavior, and the fact that they had already been over-booked - on a Saturday, with a Mariners game to go to, no less . . .
What can I say? These are great people, and Dr. Barrett is a great Chiropractor. I wish them the best in health and success, and would heartily recommend anyone reading this long-winded, gushing review, to give them a call the next time you hear or feel - a snap, crackle, or pop.
So there's my story. I kept it real and raw, just like I like my milk. read more