The lady who works on Wednesdays, absolutely hates her job. If you make her smile you deserve a mother fucking Grammy . The food is mediocre, even though the chef looks like he was a 5 star chef in prison. He at least tries and puts out good food. The bathrooms need a touch up. Always out of paper towels. The poker room is clean. Some regulars act important. But you can tell they aren't. Especially the ghetto loud ones. read more

This is one of my daughter's favorite dive bars! Cheap food and drinks! Video lottery! There isn't any vegan food to speak of. There are menu items that can be made vegetarian. I met my daughter here for lunch. She used to get excited about Taco Tuesday, but they don't offer that till 5pm on Tuesday. For my lunch, I got a tortilla wrap with lettuce, tomatoes and pickles. Would be nice if they had a vegan dressing, but I settled for lemon to squeeze on. I got a diet Coke, but was told they could make me an iced tea. I played the video lottery and won $20. I quit while I was ahead. My lunch was $6, I tipped $2, and brought home an extra $12 that I didn't have! How fun is that?! Just remember that video lottery is for entertainment purposes only! Make sure not to go over your budget! read more

Very cheap cocktails, we had sugarfree redbull watermelon margs and the bartender was very nice. Good location and nice music for a casual bar vibe read more

Great drinks, enjoyed playing music on the jukebox, pool tables are nice and many retro games to play as well as lottery machines. Bartender was very friendly. Cheapest drinks I've found. Was a slow night when I went and it was perfect. read more

First timer. I never leave reviews, but I had such an amazing experience that I had to. The food (Chicken Quesadilla) was amazing, the vibe was so friendly and staff were perfect. read more

"For Locals Only" Sad choices for outsiders! The seats are torn, the floor looks like a strip mall, the lighting sucks, the pool is free. The bathrooms are always full. (Just go pee at Burgerville) the drinks are strong, the music is non-existent unless you're here on a karaoke night. There is a punching bag video game! N'uff said about that! This is a Jon Taffer wet dream make-over waiting to happen. But hey, I like it, I'm a local!! read more

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I'm not going to totally punish this place- the bartender was at least decent to us. Went in and were greeted with evil looks all the way around. Mostly regulars that did not want you in "Their" bar. Was gunning for a seat at the bar and this guy looked at us making sure we didn't sit in his seat- God Forbid!! Had to go to the bathroom this place had another one of those one stallers. Someone was camping out in there, just didn't feel welcome. Had my one drink and got out. Usually have people we talk to everywhere- never have had trouble meeting people.. But damn. Won't be returning here. read more

I've never been so appalled. As a bartender, I don't know why I'm even writing this review, it's obvious they could care less about customers. The female bartender was obnoxious and not in a charming way. She bullied the men and accused them of being dirty perverts as she thrust her boobs in their faces. After being ignored by this lady for about 10 minutes I was So relieved that there was a nice male bartender to serve me the quick shot I came in for. read more

Everytime we've been here, nothing but great experience and the food a plus Doing something right! Thx read more

I like dive bars, but this is BEYOND dive. Tables, seats, bathrooms are all sticky and gross. Food??? Don't even go there. The worst of it is the Day Bartender/Manager, Brandy. Ugh....rude, petty and uncouth. Zero management skills. I have NO idea why the owners haven't ditched this monster. Could be a cool place, as the other bartenders are super cool. read more

Not a good place. Sketchy. Horrible food. Weird, sketchy atmosphere. The staff were nice, so that's good. It wasn't their fault. Do not recommend read more

They serve breakfast on Saturday and Sunday's now, and I had the chicken fried steak and eggs and my husband had biscuits and gravy. Both were $6.00 each, and absolutely the best ever!! The best hash browns, gravy, biscuits, chicken fried steak, everything!!! Have to add, absolutely LOVE their fish and chips too!!! read more

When I say "Woohoo! As good as it gets!" I want to qualify this by saying "Dive Bar"... This is my local bar hang out and I'm sure a lot people have one near them that they enjoy. This place is not about how clean the bathroom is, or how great the food is or how new the furniture is. The bartender probably won't give you a Walmart greeting when you walk in, but take the time to become a regular and they will. Get to know the people that come there and it will be your home away from home. They pour a great drink and is everything a Dive Bar should be. read more

This place is quite spacious. I came here to play pool with a friend, but that didn't really happen haha. I came after work and was super hungry. So I ordered fish and chip and a drink called scooby snack that was on the special that day and I paid only $12-$13 with tip and everything!!! normally I pay that price for just the food so I was quite a happy camper. They had plenty of booth seating and service was good. read more

Just absolutely frightening. Came here after O'Brien's, which is what it is, but in a town filled with low-expectations bars like O'Brien's and Joe's Pastime, even this is bad. The clientele will either play the Lottery all night or drink with a thousand-yard stare that makes you think they've seen some shit. I don't doubt that they have. There are a lot of lost homes, lost souls and lost teeth in this place. As the cornerstone of an '90s strip mall, I'm guessing it was a prize in its day. That day has long passed. Even if you're a local, assess your life before coming in here. If you have nothing to lose, it might be worth it. If you value existence, maybe go up the street to Ambacht, have a glass of the Golden Ale and keep your faith in humanity. read more

It's a LOCAL pub. Staff was friendly and fast. Drinks were solid. Decent offerings of beer. It's a dive bar. And as long as you accept that, enjoy. There's pool tables and 2-3 video games. More tables than you would expect. However for a Saturday night, they did seem a bit overwhelmed, but handled it amazingly. read more

The Bartenders are decent now! It is a dive bar and I give it that...but with that being said the bathrooms are disgusting and it could be cleaned up a bit. read more

This place is exactly what you would and should expect from a bar in a strip mall in hillsboro.... It's definitely a dive bar. Why give it 3 stars? First, at least it isn't trying to be something it's not. Second, free pool on thursdays and sundays. Third, they did have good homemade onion rings. Finally, good bartender. read more

Like previous people wrote, this bar is for the locals. One song was played on the speakers in the 3 hours we were there. I'm sure playing free pool would have been awesome. read more

This place sucks, and the make bartender is such a female dog! It's very dirty and the pool tables/cue are horrible. Jukebox is little broken last time we went in. read more

The chef just got off the bartender said she could only give us fried food. I said perfect we went to six piece fish and chips one with fries and one with tots okay well I should have clarified I won't cook anything except what's on the happy hour menu you can only have what's on the happy hour menu over there on the board except mushrooms read more

Jake is a cool bartender. There's a female bartender that doesn't give two f?@"cks about any drink you might want. Here's a tip from a lazy procrastinator, have an idea of what you have on tap. She's clearly over forty but does a great impression of a 15 year old teenager that is too cool to be there. read more

I love this place for its reliable hilarious shenanigans. Its Sunday afternoon now, my feet are sore from dancing all over the place while singing karaoke. Apparently they recently had an upgrade on that. New booth and better kj and everything.I have had some amazing fish and chips there, and they have a decent happy hour menu. Coyotes has a better one. But I can sing "Fuck you" by Cee Lo green at this bar, and Coyotes wont let me. There are lots of regulars, like other reviewers have said. But if you've been there more then once they all seem to know you. People camp out in the bathroom too long sometimes. And if you're going for men, don't. This place is fun for ladies nights and hanging out with your already attached friends. I always seem to get stalked by an incredibly unattractive guy who thinks he can sing when I go, to the point where I cannot let them down lightly. I've learned that this is more funny then annoying. If you live out in the area (I live five minutes away) and are searching for karaoke where you will get to sing, Saturday nights are always awesome. I got there at 9:30 last night and sang six songs. It's definitely not for everyone, but like I said, I always seem to have a great time. read more

went inside with a friend and his parents for a night of partying hard. service was great. got my beers in very short order although they were understaffed. luckily not many people there. only down side was these group of girls who got mad at me for apparently saying whoop whoop to my friend. Jukebox has an amazingly loud sound system so I crank some rocking tunes. totally coming back again read more

This is my go to spot for me and my friends. Most of the bartenders are great, until today and meeting the new "cocktail waitress." I'm not sure if she just hates women, or if shes just bad at surveying and serving those who come first to the bar, but she ignored me for a good 10 minutes while I waited to order food. Finally I ask for a menu and mention I feel invisible, to which she kindly replies "yea you kind of are." This is after I waited at the end of the bar patiently for a menu, at the same time three other Male patrons approached the bar in that time frame and every single one she decided to serve first. She knew I was there waiting for service and plain ignored me. To a prior server/bartender, that doesn't fly. I hate to bring money into it, but I always treat my tenders to a rather generous tip, to which I feel bad that tonight I just did not want to give her much, therefore the other bartender suffered. Terrible service. I hope she gets trained better. read more

I've been coming here for 15 years. I wouldn't put this up as as the classiest bar in the world but it's a damn fun place and your $ goes alot farther here than coyotes. I am definitely one of the locals though (along with Cliff, Bob, Tenessee, Rob, Rhonda) and I don't really see shunning people coming into the place like one of the other reviewers said, it's not that kind of a bar. it's a fun place with friendly people and good food (francesca makes the goods!)....the prices are also quite fair on drinks and food. The bartenders are way cool and really make it a point to learn your name if you come in more than once. The bartenders...Brandy, Audrey, and Shirley will ensure your glass stays full. Pool tables are plentiful and well spaced, there is a kickass HD golden tee machine, and if video poker is your thing that's off in it's own little area too. If I had to have one gripe I'd have to say the bathrooms need updating to accommodate more than one person but that's minor since I usually can get right in anyway. read more

A likeable hole in the wall. Relatively good prices on beer. They serve food - to be clear, it's food, it serves its purpose of filling your stomach, but don't expect gourmet. If you plan on visiting more than one time, start learning MacGuffy-speak... "dude", eff-this, eff-taht, effin' bitchin', guys are "brother", gals are "babe".... read more