With me & Lush, it was love at first scent. I adore everything in & about Lush. Everything in here smells so yummy & nourishes my skin & hair in ways that no other brand or product can. I have yet to try a Lush product that I didn't like, & I've tried many.
Now, if this review were for Lush the company it would end here. But sadly, it's not.
No, this review is for Lush's store, particularly the one at this location.
Every time I notice one of my beloved products running low, I cringe because it means I'm going to need to set foot inside a Lush store. And stepping inside a Lush store means that I'm going to be subjected to Lush's pushy, nosy, & overly-helpful salespeople.
As soon as I walk through their doors, I am inundated with three hip, enthusiastic salespeople who vibrantly say hello. I say hi back & make my way over to the shelves I frequent each time I come in. A girl with facial piercings & gelled-up hair approaches me & asks if I'm looking for anything in particular. No, I say, I know exactly what I need. She smiles & tells me that if I need anything or have any questions to let her know. I thank her.
I linger at this shelf a bit before selecting my favorite spray toner. I was running dangerously low & the idea of having this sweet smelling rose water in my possession again made me giddy. My glee is brutally interrupted by the gelled-up hair girl who quietly comes up from behind me & exclaims that that is her FAVORITE TONER EVER. She then asks me if I've ever tried any of their other facial products. I say yes, that I've tried most of their line. She smiles sweetly & says again that if I have any questions to let her know. I thank her.
I move to another shelf, the one where the perfumes are kept. This time, a different salesperson comes up to me & asks me if I knew about their new fragrance line. No, I say, only mildly interested. This one proceeds to tell me unsolicited information about said perfume line as I try to inconspicuously tune him out. He asks what my favorite scents are. Vanilla, I say, which is what I was coming in to buy in the first place. He exclaims with delight that if I like vanilla then I MUST try this one new scent which has hints of vanilla in it. He dabs the inside of my wrist & I take a whiff. It smells good, but it's not what I'm looking for. I tell him that I'm actually interested in Vanillary, which I pick up & put in my basket.
He looks puzzled that I have made a choice so easily when there are so many amazing things to choose from. He giggles as he makes a joke at my decisiveness, & offers to help me again should I have any questions about anything in the next two minutes. I thank him.
I'm nearly done with my shopping trip when something pink & glittery catches my eye. A new bath bomb, perhaps. I walk over, pick up the bomb, & smell it, getting flecks of fuscia glitter on my nose. It smells divine, like cotton candy covered in rose petals & whipped cream. Then, gelled-up hair girl prances over & asks eagerly if I've ever tried their bombs. Yep, I say a bit briskly, adding that I've been using Lush products for the last seven years.
The girl's face brightens at my loyalty. She then asks whether or not I have dry skin after bathing. I say that I do & instantly regret it, because now I am being led by the hand to where their body butters are kept. She wants to demo a body butter on my arm that is JUST PERFECT for dry skin.
In that moment, I want to fall out like a three-year-old & yell at the top of my lungs, "PLEASE LEAVE ME BEEEE!!!" because I've now been in the store 30 minutes when the trip should've only taken ten & my arm is sopping wet & I'm really hungry, & OH MY GOD she needs to exfoliate my skin with a sea salt scrub first?!?!!
This happens nearly every time I walk into Lush. The prodding, the fussing, the nosiness.
I mean, I get it. They're super excited about their products. I know they mean well, I do, but I wish they would back off enough to allow me to the explore their wares in peace without their breath on the back of my neck, for the love of all that is holy!
I love you, Lush, but please leave me beeee! read more