Lice? Us? But, but, but... It can't be!
But it is!
Those really are NOT sesame seeds in my 12-year-old daughter's gorgeous, long, curly hair? They are lice eggs, AKA nits?
So now what? Will she have to cut her hair short? She would rather be banished to the moon. I mean, she's almost 13! Will we have to use toxic pesticides? Look at all the remedies out there! My head is swirling! But not too close to my daughter's head, mind you.
I come to Yelp. I see Lice Patrol. I see five stars. I see the reviews. I call.
Martina answers. She is so reassuring. Are we available in two hours? Yes! Yes! She arrives with her chair and her tools. She is so incredibly calm, sweet, and reassuring. Such a good person, you can tell from the get-go. And boy does she know lice!
She dispelled so many lice myths. She was incredibly good with us, and reassured my daughter that she would in no way have to cut her hair. Just maybe the ends, so the nit comb would go through better. She ended up doing that for us because I surely would have given her a mohawk or crewcut with my haircutting skills.
It took a long time to go through my child's tresses. In the end there was only one real louse, but there were jillions of nits. When she did my hair, she found just a few nits.
We have been doing the combing with mint spray and conditioner spray as directed by Martina. It has been two weeks. A week ago she saw us for a recheck, and we are rid of everything! Not a nit on us! (My hubby was free and clear, lucky guy. Of course. He has straight, thin, short hair...)
But we continue combing with the extra good nit pick she gave us, just in case. We do this for another week. It's just a precaution, because apparently with lice, you never know 100 percent until a certain amount of time goes by.
My daughter and I made the best of the nit combing and inspections. It was actually almost fun. For the first week, when we combed every day (more than necessary, but I wanted to blast any icky bug babies/eggs that may be hiding) we watched a movie a night. Some good classics, from The Magnificent Ambersons to The Third Man. So in a way, these lice were an excuse to slow down and enjoy some time together.
Who says nitpicking can't be fun?!
I can't recommend Martina highly enough. My daughter thinks she's super, and so do I! She should wear a cape with a giant dead louse image on it. She's our hero! If you are unfortunate enough to have this problem, call her! She won't sell you junk you don't need. She empowers YOU to take care of the problem after she does the major work. She is amazing!
Lice of San Francisco -- watch out! Lice Patrol is here, and you had better run and hide! Just please, not on my child's head!!! read more