We genuinely mostly enjoyed our 3 course lunch for a tenner here. Yes a tenner. The food is ok…read morequality.
Service was Concorde fast. Literally as you set down your fork, whoosh your plate and cutlery were gone.
So I had salted, battered chilli ribs as a starter: good 3 stars. Lovely, my type of cheap heat with chilli flakes (no fresh chilli) spring onion, onion garlic, I mean really finger - licking good. My wife had a 3 star smoked chicken starter.
My main was a Peking battered (over cooked) 2 star chicken with really 5 star noodles (£1 more for noodles) and they were really delicious. Again the Peking sauce was 3 star strong - tasting with no refinements but hey 3 courses £10.
My wife had sweet & sour pork (shoulder) somewhat fatty, a bit disappointing and she wouldn't order it again 2 star. I had banana fritter for dessert and it's been a long time since I had this dessert and very long if I go again. It came with cheap ice cream. The batter around the banana was very poor and the worst part of the meal truly 1 star soggy. I left it on the side.
The golden syrup portion was ungenerous. I'd have surrendered the vegetable oil/air ice cream for more syrup but we've never been here before so didn't know the portion. My wife had the ice cream.
Look I really can't be too critical of this place as, put bluntly, the price charged here makes it 5 star value. It is cheap junk food, period.
The prices here reflect this but it's far better junk than the comparable similarly priced highly processed junk meals from Mc D, BK, KFC etc.
I'm usually critical of Chinese fast food places and my criticism derives essentially out of the fact that it's well over - priced and rip off for cheap fast food - the ingredients are mostly cheap: dried noodles, white rice, fried rice (from boiled rice from the previous day to get rid of starch with chemically induced soy sauce (not kikkoman) and msg, salt added, maybe some bits of scrambled egg.
Meats include flank steak from the abdominal muscles of the cow, cheap pork cuts, shoulder and ribs, battery chicken with duck and warm water prawns being priced at the more expensive end.
The sauces too, orange and lemon sauce - usually a boiled white lemonade base thickened with potato starch - the lemon sauce is actually lime cordial and the orange from dilute concentrate.
Sweet & sour being vinegar/white sugar based boiled; artificially coloured with sunset yellow chemical food colouring powders, Peking sauce being a variation of sweet & sour with factory made brown sauce added (usually OK sauce) curry from plain flour, a ton of chopped onions and oil all fried together with curry power added to taste, similarly 'gravy' is the same base as curry but instead of curry powder they add liquid carmel (burnt sugar).
Black bean is chicken stock based with fine chopped ginger and garlic and potato starch to thicken and on it goes - there's few ingredients that are of themselves expensive - no cream, butter, saffron. Potato starch is great for batter fry as the coated meat can be deep fried for a long period and it won't go hard - here like a lot of Chinese food we must salute the food chemists with at least two fingers.
What makes the posher Chinese places 'better' are the refinements to the basic sauces but the meats usually stay the same as the cheaper places, so higher end (more expensive) sweet & sour may have had oranges and lemons cut in half and boiled with the sugar and vinegar and maybe pineapple juice added. There might be fresh red chilli and cubes of tinned pineapple. The vinegar may be a better refined product - less harsh, fried rice might have a better quality soy. The black bean may be a deeper flavoured stock and cornflour batter tends to be lighter with better mouth feel and crispy.
It's almost unique to cheap Chinese places for them to use a technique of velveting cheap meats, beef is cut thin and even, against the grain, chicken too and then marinating briefly in a mix of baking soda, cornstarch (wine if you're lucky) and seasoning.
I know I'm repeating myself but it was quite ok here - it's just junk food and once you get this and get that they aren't ripping you off then eat up and say thanks, or go elsewhere.
We would return here and we have often paid more for much worse.