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    4.3 (74 reviews)
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    Jalexus H.

    Kale me crazy is now top of my list for a quick fresh lunch! I went for the first time today and unfortunately the already limited parking was closed in front, I was able to find parking without hiking too far with limited time. Seating is also limited inside and out so it seems like they do a lot of to go/delivery orders. We were greeted fairly quickly. The service was okay, not rude and not outstanding. They weren't very much help on menu options but that's okay. I went with the poke and I was very happy with my choice. The food was fresh and a very filling portion. I would definitely come back for a to-go order!

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    Ginger S.

    I will have to go back--it's in a very nice location in the heart of Homewood. At checkout, I was greeted with smiles and very helpful staff. I love my smoothie; it was great. It had all fresh ingredients, which made me wish I had ordered a second to take home.

    Hummus to go.
    Mutiso F.

    Nothing flavor-wise that haven't had before, so I wasn't wowed but everything is very fresh (Hummus chips were like crispy chips, which was different but I liked) and the service was pleasant. I'll come back if there's nothing else interesting around. The pricing is high for the serving size, especially the wrap that I got (child size for a 6'7" man ). The Hummus take away plate was barely filled.

    Poke bowl
    Emily C.

    Super flavorful, lots of good options for those with dietary restrictions. The food was fresh and came out quickly. Very clean in there. I hope to be back!

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    Val W.

    I recently learned that my church, The Worship Center Christian Church, has acquired this business. This purchase aligns with my pastor's (Bishop Van Moody) encouragement to us to take care of our bodies through good diet and exercise. Anyhow, my friend (who is also a fellow church member) and I decided to go check out Kale Me Crazy. When we got there, it was almost closing time. However, the staff was more than happy to help us and answer our questions. They even let us try some samples of the fresh, daily made pressed juices. They convinced us to try some flavors that we normally would not have looked at. I ordered the Chicken Presto Wrap. Y'all...it was delicious. I also tried a Pain Killer wellness shot. It was tart, but I really liked it! I'm can definitely see myself frequenting this restaurant often.

    Poke Bowl
    Janice W.

    This was my first time eating Kale. Didn't like the sound of it ( too healthy sounding) nor the color. Ugh! I went with a group of friends, one who was Vegan, chose the place. The staff was very friendly and patient, " educating " me about the menu options . I chose the ( safe lol) tuna wrap . Boy! Was it a surprise to my palate. Filling too. I ordered coffee. I'm used to strong black coffee. I was served a coffee that was tan colored. Again, I was turned off. The server apologized and said she would bring the black, and explained what was in the coffee. Leaving my comfort zone, I drank the " tan" coffee. Amazing!!! I think it had ( healthy) goats milk in it. All ingredients are natural there. I loved it. Nice and hot too. The place is small , clean and airy. They accommodated our party of ten. The menu is good, a bit pricey though.

    Super Matcha
    Victoria G.

    Went with my fiancé after maple street biscuit was full, and we were so glad we did! I guess it was a sign that we needed something healthier lol We ordered the açaí bowl, matcha banana smoothie, the avocado toast, and an iced coffee. Everything was amazingly delicious! We felt so much better after eating there, and everything was made fresh. It's a tiny cute place, perfect for a light meal. The açaí bowl was still a bit frozen, but good, I like it sweet but my fiancé who isn't as big as a sweet tooth thought it was just right. Best avocado toast with hard boiled eggs I've had, it hit the spot! The manager greeted us kindly and even asked how it tasted, he was so friendly! We're so happy we stopped by.

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    Holland M.

    Gluten free peeps rejoice- the menu is marked GF, & there are delicious GF wraps! All drinks, except the Grounded smoothie, are vegan (V). I saw the Breakfast Wrap on the website, though it wasn't on the store menu, & they made it for me. The gf wrap + matcha iced latte were tasty, fresh, & filling. I can't wait to go back & try an açaí bowl & smoothie!

    Super Matcha Smoothie. Great taste but zero matcha flavor. Mainly banana and blueberries.
    Lauren N.

    Finally tried this place out! It's so hot and I was craving something matcha flavored and Starbucks closed early these days. I saw online the Super Matcha smoothie and that sounded wonderful and refreshing. The smoothie had matcha, blueberries, banana, spinach, chia, agave and almond milk. They were quick- although the guy preparing my food had his mask under his nose but I'm not here to be the mask police. The smoothie was really good- but didn't taste like matcha at all. Blueberries and bananas are strong flavors and that's all I tasted. Again it was good, but not what I was hoping it to taste like. I will go back for sure and order something else!

    Chicken Pesto Wrap
    Shekena B.

    This was our first time eating here and have declared this our go to lunch spot. The location is super clean and welcoming. The staff is friendly and informative. And the food is refreshing and delicious!!

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    Food, service, and atmosphere was fantastic. Will definitely come back! Ty was very friendly. Good music, everything was very clean.

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    This location is always so clean! The employees are very nice and accommodating. The food is fresh and delicious.

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    Cute little restaurant! The food and service was amazing. The staff were very friendly! Will definitely return to try more items!!!

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    One of my fav places to go on Saturday morning to start the weekend. I ordered ahead online and…read morepicked up in the drive thru and then grabbed a table outside, which is always relaxing & I can people watch . I built my own açaí bowl, and everything tasted fresh with plenty of topping options to customize it exactly how I wanted. The fruit was fresh and the açaí was smooth and flavorful. If you're looking for a healthy breakfast or snack, Farm Bowl is definitely worth checking out!

    Awesome location! Parking is deceptively easy here -- there's a big lot right in the back! Order at…read morethe front from their long list of acai bowls, smoothies, wellness shots, and juices. It seemed like the acai bowls were some of the most popular options. I had a chocolate smoothie and a "Fireball" wellness shot, which was straight up ginger, lemon, and cayenne. I know, why would I do this? Was in the mood for a rush and some heartburn. Idk. I got the chocolate smoothie because it sounded like a milkshake. Life is all about balance. Service was quick, the store was light and bright. I think the prices are relatively reasonable for this sort of thing. Have y'all seen the cost of berries lately?! I do wish they noted more clearly about protein. None of the smoothies specifically noted they were high in protein, and I was looking for a meal-replacement type situation. They offer sets of juices to do a juice cleanse! I've been wanted to do a 2 or 3 day cleanse to try to get a clean break from all the sugar. I'll keep in mind that they have the option!

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    It's my mission to check out at least one boba shop whenever I travel, here was my experience…read more AMBIANCE: Parking: It's in a plaza. We didn't have much issues as there was a lot of space. Seating: Both inside and outside seating. Great for groups and patio seating outside to keep you dry. Vibes: It's in a plaza, maybe 10 minutes away from Downtown Birmingham. The plaza consists of restaurants, a gym, and a grocery store. The spot itself is spacious, clean, and welcoming. A great place to hang out with friends or be friends. FOOD: Peppermint Boba (Recommend) A seasonal drink that was a pleasant delight. The peppermint wasn't too strong, it was well balanced with milk and the boba was chewy. CUSTOMER SERVICE: Great! The store opened and there was a rush of 3 customers. The kid in front took care of it well. TL; DR OVERALL: 5 Stars. Great! This is a solid enough representation of boba so it's glad to be shared here in the Dirty South! The prices are reasonable, food is delicious, and I appreciated the range/variety they provided. For those craving a boba fix, be sure to check this place out! Shoutouts to Ashley and Tam Duong for bringing this delight to Alabama and best wishes to new owner, Hugo Anguiano, and his team on this business. TIPS: * Check online for their seasonal specials! * Check out their article! https://bhamnow.com/2021/12/17/thirstea-cafe-to-open-at-the-pizitz/

    Ordered a jasmine milk tea. It's basically jasmine-flavored iced water. For $8 (order + tip), this…read moreis basically a fancy water.

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