I have bought multiple items from John Lobb, a super high-end boot maker and all things leather. My favorite item is their shiny jet black shoes. They glisten in the sun and I can see my reflection as if I were looking at a black mirror. My reflection was dark, beautiful, handsome, incredibly chiseled and ridiculously good-looking. I immediately thought about this great idea of having this smooth, black leather cover the ceiling of my bedroom and walls of my bathroom where I could see my black reflection. First, I had to make sure my instincts were right about this one. I immediately pulled down my pants to see the reflection of my pee pee on the shoes...the reflection was the same size and I was indubitably disappointed. I immediately scrapped the idea, did the "helicopter," pulled my pants up, bought the belt and shoes, and ran out of the store. read more