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Hey Joe's, where you goin' with that sandwich of yours?
Hey Joe's, I said where you goin' with that Hangover in your hand, oh
I'm goin' down to feed my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round in the fridge
I'm goin' down to feed my old lady
You know I caught her scavenging in the cupboard with the Campbell's soup tins in it
And that sh*t ain't too good
Huh, hey Joe's, I heard you fed your mamma now
You stuffed her now
Hey Joe's, I heard you she gained 10 pounds now
It made her a little bit more "round", yeah
Yes, I did, I fed her
You know I caught her tryin' other blatantly inferior sandwiches around town
Yes I did, I fed her
You know I caught her singing that unfairly infectious "Five Dollar Footlong" song now
And I gave her the Hangover
And I fed her
Well make one more Hangover now baby
Yeah
So I can pig out
Where you gonna run to now, where you gonna go?
Hey Joe's, I said
Speaking of Subway, you know that guy Jared?
He propositioned me, asked if he could go way down south
Way down to Mexico way
Way down where it's salty
Ain't no one gonna do that to me
Ain't no child-loving man gonna grope me
He ain't gonna put a grope on me
Oh crap here comes Jared right now
I gotta go now
What to get: Hangover sandwich.
What else is good: All sandwiches.
Joe's & Marco's. Buffalo's 2 best delis. The other Joe's is good too, more of a sit-downy hipster-y atmosphere with a nice patio. I like this one (the original) better. Skip the Marco's on Hertel and go to the far superior one on Maple. Get the Hangover from Joe's. Get the Sinatra from Marco's. Compare the 2. A couple of the best sandwiches you'll ever eat. End of story. Now let's get on with it.
Now we're talking sausages. OK, that's from a commercial in England. But seriously, now we are talking, baby. Joe's Deli is the shiznit. It's absolutely fantastic. Yes compared to some less delicious Buffalo delis, the sandwiches are slightly more expensive (but only a little). And yes when it gets busy the wait time is a good few minutes (but only by a few minutes more than other places that take a few minutes). But this place is right up there as the best sandwich shop in Buffalo. People often travel far and wide to such meccas as Chicago, New York, and, um, Mecca, to get delicious sandwiches. Except I have no idea if Mecca has delicious sandwiches. Probably some pretty good Kebabs though. Not pork kebabs mind you.
But why travel afar for a sandwich when you have such marvellousness as Joe's Deli right in your very own Queen City? The Sinatra at Maple's Marco's is probably better than anything at Joe's, utterly incredible. They also have great Cannoli there. Other than that, I'd go with Joe's sandwiches over Marco's sandwiches. But make no mistake, we're talking about the best 2 sandwich shops in Buffalo here, hands down.
I liked the 1322 original a lot which is just like a corned beef thingy. I'd say it's easily the best corned beef in Buffalo. I haven't tried the Pastrami version of it. I preferred the Muffaletta at Marco's though, bigger and better. The Frank Stallone is utterly delicious, it's this place's signature steak hoagie type thingy. The Hertel Alley is fantastic, it's got this luscious Pork Loin on it that gets my loins loining. But the star of the show, and I mean the absolute shining star like Mariah Carey's long oiled waxed shining legs onstage at a Divas concert where every other performer has not had a hit since 1956 and weighs over 370lbs...
Is The Hangover. It's not a movie. OK, OK, it's a movie, but from now on, the movie does not exist nor does it matter. Whether you like that movie or not, this sandwich is paradise. It's sooooo damn good that I can't even tell you, you just need to try it. Please. Thanks.
It contains, according to their menu (copy and paste): Fried capicola, provolone, sauteed onions, cherry peppers, with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and topped with a fried EGG. It also contains all of my dreams. I have no idea why they capitalize the EGG but from now on I too will capitalize EGG because I love this sandwich so much. It's so spicy, it's so wet and juicy, it's utterly delicious. And these sandwiches aren't horribly priced either, at about $8 each for the good ones, and the basic ones are a few dollars less.
I have now tried their Muffaletta, excellent. I think I like the Muffaletta at Marco's (Maple) better, but this one is good too.
Lovely little place to eat and people-watch... get the Al Capone from Marco's on Maple (or the one on Hertel if you must), and get the Hangover from Joe's Deli, and sit and enjoy the best 2 sandwiches in Buffalo. By the way both places have cold sandwiches too, but both of the sandwiches I recommended are hot.
Speaking of hot, are you free tonight? Do you have to be up early?
Just don't mention Jared and I'm good to go.
Oh and btw my brother finally put a ring on it with his gf! Yep! He totes did! He went to Jared!
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