There was a decision to make, we'd got to the jetty too early. I phoned the hotel and was told the ferry wouldn't be turning a propeller for another hour. Do we swim? Do we hire a boat? Do we charter the seaplane? We decided just to wait and play spot the tiny fish for the next 60 minutes.
The boat turned up and off we set for the UKs largest freshwater island, Inchmurrin in Loch Lomond. The trip across is pretty pleasant, there's a nice view of the Ben and of the island, and of all those lucky people larking around in their expensive boats. It is the only hotel on the islands of the loch and as such is visited by some of the crème de la crème of UK establishment.
That is why it is a little disappointing when you see the building, it's not exactly beautiful. The sundeck is pretty small too, so I made sure I high-tailed it and sat down on a seat, right in a wee puddle. Then it started raining. Damn! We sat in the bright restaurant part instead - again a nice view of the water, both of the stuff falling in sheets from the sky and contained within the loch.
The choice of beers was a bit uninspiring, your basic Guinness, Best and Tennent's, and the food was a very standard bar menu. I opted for the leek and potato soup, and fish and chips. The service was very amiable, if a bit forgetful - both cutlery and condiments. The soup, well it was nice, but a bit bland, but the fish and chips were really pretty good. Very crisp and light batter.
I think this would be a good stop if you have a boat, I wouldn't wait an hour for the ferry to get there again though! read more