I'm staying at one of the hotels behind the ihop, so I just came here cuz it was the closest thing.
I walk in and make a to go order. At first, I kinda got the feeling the waiter that took my Togo order was new, but now, after replaying the events in my head, I think the dude was just high. Lol
He presented himself like if I was at a table. "Hi I'll be your waiter... ...for your to go order, what can I get you to drink?" He caught himself halfway. Very awkward. He says he'll be right back to take my order. I already knew what I wanted. He comes back some time later and takes my order.
I tell him I wanted a turkey and avocado Bennie (their eggs Benedict twist, comes with has browns, scrambled eggs, really no options given, it's made a specific way.) He says "what?" "Turkey n avocado Bennie." (Hands me menu) can you show it to me so I make sure I don't get the wrote one. I hadn't looked at the menu, because this is my thing I always get from IHOP, but whatever, find it for him, point to it. He reads the description, and then writes down "turkey and avocado Bennie" (like for reals, you couldn't trust me? But whatever, I'm hungry.)
He goes to the menu, and then comes back to ask me how I want my eggs. I say "oh just the way they're supposed to be." And then he comes back saying "the screen says scrambled, over easy..." "Ok...scrambled." At this point, again, I just think he doesn't know his menu and he's new. He calls 2 other people to help him make this order. The manager is even involved. It takes 10 minutes to make the damn order man wtf!! I know because I'm sitting 7 ft away, seeing everything.
I heard the other waitresses tell the dude he shoulda ordered it differently, which shoulda been a red flag. So the food is done. HERES WHY I THINK THE DUDE WAS HIGH: he brings me the food. It's fucking wrong dude. The hash browns are missing, and I tell him n he just says "you just said Bennie, not hash browns" which dude, you made me point it to you on the damn menu man.
So I give him the money to pay, whatever, fuck the hash browns, let's get this over with. He leaves, and then comes back and just hands me a receipt, no change. "Here's your receipt" so I give him a weird look and take it from him and place it next to the food. He then says "I need that" grabs it and walks off. If you need it WHY ARE U GIVING IT TO ME.
Goes to computer. Stands there staring at screen for 3 minutes. Screams some persons name and leaves again but to the back. Come back minutes later.
It took me like 10 minutes to get my change and the register was 7 ft away, because Einstein was walking around in a gaggle fuck the whole time.
Holy shit dude. I wish I coulda recorded it. But my phone was dying from no battery. I'm writing this from the hotel, enjoying my hash brown less turkey and avocado Bennie. Ala carte but paid full price. #winning
FOOD: good
SERVICE: wtf
It tastes good. If u read this, I hope you were high brother, if not, Jesus Christ. read more