Food great. Service is counter fast. Seating is tight. Price well worth it. No rip off. read more

I had the fish tacos, minus the chipotle, to go. Wonderful! The pico de gallo in particular was so fresh. I ordered a side of guacamole which was a good idea Friendly staff. I'm so glad I read the other positive reviews and visited. I'll be back! Tip: look up at the whimsical taco piñata when you visit. Smile! read more

Holy Guacamole - Cuteness! - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

The best food I had in my entire trip in South Beach. The food is outstanding real Mexicano food. read more

My beef burrito was really good and came with chips on the side. It was a little longer than my iPhone 10 to put it into perspective lol I wish this place served salsa with the burrito and chips. And the place was so small it's not very comfortable to sit in. Staff was really kind and I would come back. I just wouldn't eat inside next time. read more

Holy Guacamole - Beef burrito - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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I use to love this little taco place. It reminded me of a typical little nyc hole in the wall with great tacos but something has changed the past few months where the meat has no flavor and the tacos are wet melting the tortillas and making the chips they give soggy. Just gave them a 2nd chance and was the same. Mentioned it to the staff and they could not care one bit. Loss for them. Dont go. Loss for me as its in my neighborhood and now cant go. read more

Great spot to have a quick, delicious meal. Super crispy tacos and casual, chill spot. Not skimpy on the fillings and just right.

For being a small restaurant, this place is good for a quick bite without paying too much for food in Miami Beach. The quality isn't going to be amazing, but at least it's not extremely expensive. I got the 3 original tacos with one of each meat. The tacos were filled and big enough with the right amount of onions on top. The sauce they came with was extremely spicy, though. I usually like green salsa, but this one was spicier than I expected. I wish they came with more chips, but at least they came with any. One of the limes we got looked like it was already rotting, so that's where the quality is lacking. read more

Holy Guacamole - Lime slice given with one order - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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This place is a Miami Beach staple. I work for an event company that produces two different shows in Miami, one in July and one in December. I have literally heard some of the crew members singing "Yo No Se MANANA" to each other, in reference to a song that plays inside Holy Guacamole's once in a while while we're there. The point being, that we like this cheap mexican food so much we've heard the playlist on repeat after coming there for lunch probably a dozen times, twice a year, for years. I suggest the crunchy beef tacos and guacamole with chips. Other reviews mention the service being bad or slow, but I have been there A LOT and I have not had those experiences. read more

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We were walking down the street looking for food and someone shouted, "I'm a local, this place is good" so we decided to check it out. We had the chicken and steak fajitas and both were tasty. This is a good spot for grab and go, so the seating area isn't great. Considering the prices are comparable to Chipotle, I'd choose this place every time. read more

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Here's the thing, if you have chipotle demands and expectations, go to a chipotle. Do you want food that is f*cking delicious?? Do you like loud Hispanic music? When I'm eating some good ass hardshell chicken tacos with some beef nachos I sure do. Do you like Jarritos guava soda? Yes please. Service is quick and to the point. AnI appreciate that. read more

Holy Guacamole - 3 Hard Shell Tacos - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Great food for a little hole in the wall. The best places always are little holes in the wall. Food was delicious, and service was quick. Would definitely go back. The price was very inexpensive for two people ordering 6 tacos, chips and guacamole, and 2 drinks, it was under $35. read more

Serving Good food for good price. They do have a small dining area so not good for large groups.

This place has horrible service. The young girl cashier needs training. She overcharged me and wanted to charge even more for a drink. I bought the Pollo Bowl for $8.50 and made a combo for an additional $3.50 with guacamole and fountain drink. When I got my food there was no drink with it. I asked where my drink was and she said it be $3.00. I said I paid for the combo that comes with the drink. She then said that $3.00 soda is seperate charge cause they do not have fountain drinks. Then I asked why did she charge for combo knowing that they don't have fountain drinks. She should of charged only $2.00 instead of $3.50. The cashier said the Menu has not been updated. So I asked for a refund of $1.50 since I don't have a fountain drink. She again said menu was not updated. That did not resolve issue. Bait and Switch and it's finest. False advertisement. Now the food is not authentic. It tasted generic and the cooks couldn't tell the difference between Pork and Chicken. This place needs competent people to work there and they need to stop stealing from their customers. What Mexican place do you know that doesn't have Salsa?????? Beware of bad business. Do not go there. read more

Holy Guacamole - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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0 stars for customer service, 3 stars for the food... and only because it was so cheap. The tacos are $2.50 even with guacamole included and I've paid for sides of guacamole more expensive than this. I came over for a quick lunch. When I showed up the cashier was having a few laughs with the cook so she seemed annoyed when I interrupted her social time. She looked kind of like this X-( I ordered the tacos in a rush because she seemed to be in a rush to get back to finish her story. It took a while for the cook to make my order because she was completely focused on the cashier's story. The cook then gave me my order and at least she was all smiles. The cashier's story must have been hilarious. I couldn't tell you what it was about though. Sorry. I asked for napkins because I searched through the entire restaurant and I couldn't find any. She pointed out to a hand towel dispenser a fixed to a pillar in the middle of the crowded space. These towels came in handy (pun not intended) later on. The tacos came served in one of those plastic, netted, burrito bowls. They were packed tight so it was impossible to grab one so I had to find a fork and dog to get one out. I failed miserably since the taco came apart (the tortilla is a very soft shell). Maybe try serving them on a plate instead? A funny looking pink slime had been poured on these tacos. I am currently praying to the gods (the new and the old) that this awkward, unnecessary, "chipotle" sauce doesn't send me to the porcelain throne. read more

Holy Guacamole - Veggie 3 Original Tacos - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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I've had plenty of Mexican and I typically enjoy myself but was by far the worst. When my brother and I entered there was no greeting not like it's a standard but when you're are the only person that's what you most likely expect. The cashier and cook were super unenthusiastic almost lifeless. And they were terrible at accommodating any type of change in the menu. Basically charged more something I wasn't really looking for. The taste of the food lack flavor I could of went to Chipotle and gotten way better tasting food for less. The restaurant was also not that appealing inside and needed a little cleaning. Overall it was just a bad experience read more

Good quite bites of Mexican food like burritos, bowls, salads, and a range of different salsas! Very vibrant paint colors so I like the theme. I ordered a steak bowl, didn't come with too much steak. I usually don't mind paying extra for steak but don't be shy on the scoops! Food is ok, just thought it should have came with unlimited or complimentary chips like every other Mexican or Latin food spot here on the beach. I would recommend this as a quick grab and go if you're in a rush and don't want to wait in line at any of the other touristy spots in south beach. They also close at 10pm so not open late like traditional beach spots. read more

Holy Guacamole - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Although the restaurant is a bit small, it is still well kept and clean. I always get the burrito bowl which I really enjoy. The serving size is very generous for the price, plus the cashier/server lady is very kind and helping. The only thing I will recommend for them is to get thicker parchment paper for the burrito bowl that separates the food from the basket as the paper tends to tear quite easily. This is a very minor issue however, which is why I awarded this restaurant 5 stars. read more

So i was looking good Mexican on the beach and i found this spot. Nothing much to it as far as decor but I thought "its Mexican Food, I dont need all the Frills" The customer service was definitely lacking the service. The cashier and the cook were there for a check not to give good service. The price of the items on the menu were lower than what they were in reality. EVERYTHING got more expensive when we ordered it. My Brother wanted a veggie burrito without the wrap. Instead of giving him the veggie burrito price they gave him the bowl price which was an upcharge. The food was ok, not too spectacular. Flavor was lacking. The only reason I gave it two stars instead of one was the price point. It was pretty good prices for the beach. read more

The food vegetarian dish here is very delicious, im deffinatley going to come here more frequently the mexican food is authentic and the food is very tastey for the price. the foods cheap good tasting and conviniently in the heart of south Beach: ) read more

Holy Guacamole - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

This is probably one of the most tasteless tacos I've had in Miami EVERR and I'm from here ! I picked this place due to the fact they have Guacamole in their name so I thought oh it must be good , drug my wife out there to eat ordered the steak tacos made it a meal with chips, guacamole and a drink which by the way is a child like serving all of 10 chips on your plate and a ramekin of guacamole, I actually felt bad eating there due to people walking by probably thinking it was good . Should've tried peppers across the street . read more

I have eaten here countless times and each time the meal is perfect. I have not had an issue with them in 7+ orders.

I only ordered nachos with ground beef and guacamole and it was DELICIOUS Sooo good, the portion was sooo big and the price was better! Thank you guys!. read more

I've been coming to this restaurant for a while now! Always for the burrito, but today I tried the flautas and they are amazing! read more

Holy Guacamole - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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Late night Mexican food in Miami? You're thinking Cuban or Colombian right? Me too. Not a lot to comment about since all we did is order 3 tacos. They were good. Check my pictures for the menu. In the middle of all the craziness down here, this place is quick, loud, and pretty tasty. I'm from the west coast, so I know about Mexican food. This was decent. :) read more

Holy Guacamole - The menu! - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

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My husband and I ordered two steak burritos with a side of chips with salsa and guacamole. We had our order delivered and I must say those burritos were exploding with flavor! Everything was delicious. The salsa and onion with pepper dips really gave it an extra something. I'm extremely placed by this place but the only reason it's not a 5 star is because our food was cold. It was very disappointing eating this amazing flavorful burritos... cold. The wait wasn't that long. Maybe less than 20 minutes and I was located right on south beach. read more

Holy Guacamole - Steak burrito - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

The food was ok but unfortunately I'll never eat here again due to the girl at the register being very rude and inconsiderate. We ordered 4 things that come with sour cream and only received 2 sour creams. I went up to the counter and asked for another. She argued with us that it does not come with sour cream. see photo. She then gave me a sour cream after arguing with me for 2 minutes. I accidentally dropped it and apologized and cleaned it up. She would not give me another. We pointed out that we only received two out of the four we were supposed to get so can we please have another and she argued with us that we don't get it even though all of our items on the menu came with sour cream so we should've got 4. I'm really not wanting to leave a bad review but the lady at the counter was beyond rude that I thought it was necessary for others to know. She then continue to talk about us in Spanish to other people and refused to help us and give us sour cream that we paid for. We then went to the guys that prepare the food and they immediately gave us a sour cream we asked for and were kind and courteous. But the lady at the counter needs to get a new attitude. read more

Holy Guacamole - Showing we were supposed to get sour cream with the nachos as clearly stated on the menu - Mexican Near Me - Miami Beach, Florida

Love, love, love this place. This restaurant is a little hole in the wall, with only about 10 seats inside, it is much more convenient to order takeout. However, don't let its modest appearance fool you. The food here is great and gives most of the "Mexican" restaurants in the area a real run for their money. I usually always order the taco salad- lettuce, rice, beans, chicken or beef and pico de gallo all served in their edible shell. Always fresh, delicious and the shell is crunchy. Yum! On occasion I have also ordered the chips and guacamole. Again, fresh and tasty. The service here is also very friendly and fresh. I recommend Holy Guacamole to anyone that is in the South Beach area and wants a casual bite to eat. You won't be disappointed. read more

Update: So we went back a couple of days later and they were out of guacamole which MADE my burrito, but weren't offering any substitutions or lowering the price at all. I order a quesadilla but didn't get what I asked for, but didn't have time to wait for it to be fixed. Hit or miss I suppose... Original: Good food for a good price, with a great location. My friend and I are in South Beach for vacation and were looking for good food for a decent price, which is hard to find on the main strip. We wandered around Washington and were intrigued by this little spot with locals in the window. We didn't want a chain restaurant, and this looked like authentic Mexican food. We got vegetarian burritos and loved them! The salsa seemed to be from scratch, in-house, as was the fresh guacamole. Wish we had more places like this at home! We will be back before we leave. Thanks! read more

Small and modest storefront on Washington Ave - it would be easy to write it off or walk by without noticing it (the sign also says something like "Tacos y Burritos Mexican Grill"...I didn't realize the place was called Holy Guacamole until my third visit there!) Service is very fast, food is fresh and delicious. Their burrito bowls look and taste similar to Chipotle's...which I love considering there is no Chipotle on the Beach! Prices are very reasonable, but guac is extra. Limited seating inside - probably 10 counter seats total. Definitely recommend checking this place out. read more

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! I have tried various of Mexican restaurants, some in the same $ range and they have all tasted amazing. However, Holy Guacamole is the worst place you can eat Mexican food at! Yes it's inexpensive but to the cost of extremely poor customer service and tasteless food. All of the menu items, such as the rice, beans, tomatoes, avocado, lettuce and the chips which are rancid. Plus, this place calls themselves vegan when there is no even any vegan options only "vegetarian". PLEASE GO TO ANOTHER RESTAURANT! There's even one in front of this place! read more

Not vegan! There is one vegan option and it's a veggie burrito:/ it's a hole in the wall:(

My favorite place for burrito. Just was very upset when I didn't see the place with all kind of sauce and parsley that they used to have on the side of restaurant. Please return this spot we need it :) read more

Such a hidden gem! During my trip in Miami stopped here with my group immediately after arriving from the airport since we were starving...we were so impressed we returned here nearly everyday after! Such high quality Mexican food for an amazing price! Definitely recommending checking out, worth it! read more

Please avoid this place. Very disappointing. We had steak tacos and a steak quesadilla (which costs extra), only to be have cold steak that had no flavor. This area is frequented by tourists, no doubt they get lured here with the hopes of good food only to be let down. I would recommend Alma Mexicano down the street. They are about the same price and much more savory! read more

No fuss or long lines. Just in and out service with great tacos. Pretty awesome prices for Washington Ave. Authentic taste and their hot sauce station makes all the food even better. No complaints here. Tacos were done in less than 8 mins and were under $9 for three loaded ones. read more

When we came to SoBe a bit more than three years ago we fell in love with that tiny place (there is not much seating). For me it's still one of the best places to get a quick taco or burrito, as it has that delish salsa bar with some freshly prepared sauces to spice up your food. Prices have been relatively cheap - unfortunately that is history. Over the years they increased the prices several times, so price-wise they are meanwhile like any other place, which is why we go less often. Food quality (though still nice) also went a bit downhill the last few times I was there. read more

Pretty average Mexican place on the beach. Cant say it was great or terrible. The salsa bar got it an extra star from me.

Simple, good food. The tacos were small, but a good deal, and tasted good, so it was worth it. We also got fajitas and nachos and the flavors were good too, and the portion sizes there were​ good. The chicken was a little on the dry side, but with all of the other flavors, I didn't mind it as much as I otherwise would have. Their selection of salsas also contributed a lot to the flavor of the tacos. I came back here after my first trip, and tried the fish tacos - now those were super good. The fish was breaded really well, but was soft and flaky on the inside. read more

This place is great. I'm not sure why it doesn't have 5 stars. The food is plenty, it is reasonable price, unlike everything else around. The service is pleasant. read more

If you're looking for great quality Mexican food this is the place to go! Very nice staff woman helped us with options and was very kind! FOOD IS AMAZING!!! All fresh ingredients and definitely recommend the chicken burrito with chips and a side of GUACAMOLE!!! The price is worth the quality! read more