when children run the store -
ME: i'd like to try on these sandals, could you please remove the security tag?
CHILD at the register: no, sorry, I can only remove the tag when you purchase them
ME: umm, ok, but how could I be the only one who ever thought to try them on to see if they fit before making a purchase?
CHILD: I dunno
ME: Can I return them?
CHILD: Yes
ME: Ok (I complete the purchase intending to try them on as soon as the security tag is removed)
ME: Uh, now that the security is removed, can you please take off this plastic thing holding the two sandals together so I can try them on?
CHILD: Sorry, we don't have a scissor, you'll have to do it when you get home.
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