Wow. I feel really bad writing this, but this is hands down the worst American Chinese food I have ever had in my life. I got so excited with the prices, the portions, and the divey look...but once we got home and tried the food - I gagged. Everything tasted old, the meat was chewy, and there was an old grease aftertaste after each bite. I couldn't finish my meal. That doesn't happen. Even if I don't like something I'll try to finish it. I hate wasting food, but this was not edible. My stomach clenched almost knowing "don't eat this". So we'll see if I end up sick later. Again, sorry, but this was honestly Terrible. read more

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Review for 4th St. location. Having been a long time patron of Four Joys, the previous restaurant in this location that was excellent but walking into this dive of a place was disappointing. Unfortunately, the food was the same. It's premade and sits on hot plates. You can get a lot of food for a good price. Unfortunately, its dry, greasy and since its all piled on top of each other, the flavor just ends up being kind of gross. We threw most of it in the trash. read more

large portions really good their eggs roll are always my go to that and the sesame chicken

Stopped by Monday at 11am the restaurant says its open on Google maps but is closed. Sorry I made a trip all the way there.

Worst Chinese food I've ever had. Hardly any meat in the coated items, no flavor, sesame chicken was hard and unpalatable. The broccoli was the only good part. read more

This was over all disappointing the chicken was rock hard and very oily tasted just bad the rice is very bland and not what it used to be overall the food was all cold the egg rolls were just as sad....I used to like ho ho but now ..WTF happened...I won't be coming back I went elsewhere to get something to eat...my dogs would not even eat the chicken very bad shame on yall read more

Ho Ho - Sweet and sour chicken - Fried chicken pieces with red sauce are placed next to yellow rice on a foam plate, with a plastic spoon visible. - Chinese Near Me - Albuquerque, New Mexico

It's cheap and fast. It is by no means the tastiest or the best quality, but it will do in a pinch and feed many. FYI the prices have gone up due to the world being a dumpster fire. read more

I love HoHo's. The food is tasty. The portions are huge. And the cost is low. Great egg rolls and egg drop soup too. read more

Ho Ho - I got the #7. And 3 eggrolls. Under $10. Soooo much yumminess. - A foam tray holds three spring rolls, a vegetable stir-fry with green peppers and onions, and a small cup of red sauce, likely for dipping. - Chinese Near Me - Albuquerque, New Mexico

Yooooo just the amount of food they give is insane. Cheaper than Panda Express and they give you more food. Does is taste better than Panda Express???? Ehhhh it's a toss up but I'm giving a high review cuz of the amount of food and the price. read more

Ho Ho - Sweet and Sour Chicken, Sesame Chicken, Fried Rice and Chow Mein - Chinese Near Me - Albuquerque, New Mexico

I don't know how many times we've passed by this place, but we finally decided to give it a try. We went in with low expectations, not thinking it'd be much based on the exterior experience. Maybe because our expectations were low, they exceeded them easily. It really is such a good deal for the price. I would be mindful of the entrees you get, because some of them can blend together and be too saucy, but if you balance some of the "wet" entrees with the drier ones, I think it's a real hit. It obviously isn't authentic Chinese by any means, but it satisfies the Chinese take-out craving with no issues. read more

Ho Ho - a menu on the wall - Chinese Near Me - Albuquerque, New Mexico

The food was just ok. The chicken from the sweet and sour chicken tasted like old grease. I worked in the biz I know what old grease tastes and smells like. The egg drop soup was overly thick for a soup. It was like nearly hardened jello. I couldn't dare eat it. I also got the mushroom chicken which was ok but got two mushrooms. And the broccoli chicken was good. Will not order from here again. read more

This is a hidden gem that has always been around but I never stopped in until recently. Now, I'm a nut for Chinese food! I could live off Chinese or Asian food! Hi Ho Chinese is an excellent fix for your Chinese need! Not only that, the price is unreal for the amount of food you get! There are three location in the ABQ if that tells you anything. For $6 and change, you'll get a three item combo WITH fried rice and or noodles and the to go box ends up weighing like four pounds! It's awesome! The food quality is like Panda Express but better priced! There is so much food, I have it for leftovers and that itself is an entire meal! Again, I'm happy with food on the cheaper/ less expensive side and this place rocks!! When you don't have to pay a lot and the quality is there.....that's a banner day for this guy!!! read more

Ho ho's Chinese food on north 4th street the food was okay but the lady server will go from eating her food using her hands to mouth ' Then serve your food WITHOUT WASHING her hands or putting NO GLOVES . read more

I just came from Ho Ho's with take out. Not sure what some of the negative reviews are about. I frequent this place quite a bit. I had Sweet and Sour Chicken, Beef and Broccoli and Teriyaki Chicken with fried rice. I also got the egg rolls. The pieces were large, the Sweet and Sour Chicken was a tempura crispy batter. The broccoli was fresh and cooked just right. Huge portions as usual. So much so that it was hard to close the to-go box. The egg rolls were pretty standard, but good. I got some Chinese takeout the other day from a fancier place and it was great and probably better because it was cooked to order. For a Chinese buffet, Ho Ho's is fresh and good and you can't beat the price, which was $7.00 for three meats and rice. Some reviews said "you get what you pay for". I think you get much more than you pay for here. I just wish they would have thrown in a fortune cookie. I would like to know what the future will bring. Thanks! read more

This place is dirty and still has plastic barriers all around the food and the plastic barriers look like they haven't been cleaned in several months and there are no tables to eat at and a broken window that's been boarded up.... and let me say about the food there is no pride or passion in the food being made and the quality is not good at all just very disappointed and didn't even bother to complain or waste my time to go and get my money back for the nasty food or step back in the dirty restaurant again I'm sure nothing will change but that's my review read more

Large servings for a great price! My son is a fan of this place and likes to pick this up at least twice a month. As far as I know, there is only the one location so it is out of our way but when we do visit this side of town we stop by for a quick and inexpensive meal. There is no drive-thru so you do have to get down and order inside but there is a small seating area if you wish to stay and eat your meal. We always order the large combo with half rice and half lo mein with three sides and there's enough left over for another meal later which is nice. You can also get 3 eggrolls for under $2. The food is good but definitely fast food quality. Do not expect the same taste and quality as a pricer sit down restaurant. I think if you are a fan of Panda you would probably like this too. read more

This spot is one of my favorite places to go for authentic Chinese food!!! The service is wonderful and the lady that serves you is so nice and welcoming when you come in. And the QUANTITY don't even get me started!! You leave with enough food for the night and the next day only for $7!!! I'll definitely be going there from now on. Panda Express ain't got nothing on this place. I drive all the way from Bernalillo to this place because it's just that good! read more

I hate this place there food is always greasy there place on Montgomery is so nasty they always have the same kind of food they need to change it up for the best read more

Food was very good from this place I got the three meat their curry chicken is good too.

It's your average buffet style Chinese food. They have plenty of options. Personally wasn't a fan just because the food seemed to lack flavor but the restaurant was clean, staff was friendly. Worth a try at least once. read more

Went around rush hour this evening. Not a single customer in the place. That made me nervous. Went here by the way at the suggestion of a friend. The food was a bit below average. Not very flavorful. The place had a ton of flys flying around (my friend suggested we eat there as opposed to taking it home SMH). Personally I won't be back. But they give you a lot of food for what you pay so that's why I gave them 3 stars. read more

Big combo comes with rice/lo mein or both + 3sides (sesame chicken highly recommended!) for how much? *drumroll please* A total of $6.43 (tax included). And the portions are huge. Big combo lasts for 3 sittings for me. The portions are huge and generous! They fill up the container until it can barely be closed. This is a typical, small, unassuming Chinese restaurant. Its probably clean. We havent been sick yet and we've been getting to-go Chinese like once a month or so whenever we crave for some. For struggling, poor, university students, you cant beat this price. :) read more

I love Ho Ho's their food is delicious for an awesome price. Very fresh and fast service. They give you a lot of food. My favorite Chinese food in Albuquerque. read more

Great , inexpensive food. Covid safe. Nice selection. 3 food choices and one rice or noodle choice $7.00

Ive been told that people really like coming here but I really don't care for this place. They do have big portions for cheap price but that's about it. I was recommended this place by family and was very disappointed with what I ate. The quality of food is very low. I don't really know how to describe it all I know is I didn't feel good WHILE I was eating the food. I honestly can't even remember what I got. If you are really in the mood for Chinese food just go down the street to Panda Express. Or drive further and go to Pei Wei or any of the places at NobHill. I wouldn't recommend this place to anyone. read more

Food was fresh and serving size was good I ordered Mongolian beef, pepper steak, and kung pow chicken. Id say id only order Mongolian beef again. I gave it 3 stars because its not the best quality of meats but for the money you pay and the serving size, it comes out to a good deal. I will return again. read more

Great price for so much food. Food is great and staff is friendly. Along two major bus routes too. Under $7 for 3 items with fried rice or lo mein(or both). Really great deal. read more

Duuuude, this restaurant is so great. From the grub to the guests and the hosts with the most always great tasting, fresh food with every visit at any location. Second favorite location and highly suggested. I mean what other restaurant gives you so much food thwy have to put a rubber band around the box to keep it all in?! At a cheap price too! read more

I farted in the car on my way back and couldn't distinguish my stink from the food. I expected a huge dissapointment. But it was cheap and they do the brown sauce right. The rice was a little old and the egg rolls are garbage. It it was all kinds of okay, and again, the brown sauce on the dishes I got was done well so no harm no foul. read more

Ho Ho has always been a staple for me growing up here. The cheapest Chinese food you will find and I don't personally know anyone that has ever got sick from it. If you get the big combo you will almost always have left overs. Love this place read more

We loved this place long before they opened up their new location, but their place on 4th is amazing! One of my favorite places to go in ABQ. Also, the staff is super nice and always give you huge servings​. read more

I went to the Ho Ho's on San Pedro. It is pretty decent Chinese food. Its just as good as the Panda Express for about half the price. If you get the Happy Combo, it is enough for two meals. I frequent Ho Ho's on San Pedro a couple of times a month. read more

Pretty darn good. for what you get vs. What you pay you cant go wrong. They seem to always keep fresh servings up. I go at least once a week and one combo plate with egg rolls feeds both of us really good. One of my fallback goto spots..EDIT...my last 3 meals were dry. Flavor not what it usually is. Fairly sure one of those meals made me sick and on my last visit there was metal strands in my meal. I will no longer be eating here. read more

6 bucks for really large portions, it's a great place if your a bachelor and need a lot of food for when you get home.

I tried the location on 4th street. Food is all prepared in bins. Not fresh. Had spring rolls: musty smell and flavor. Not light and crisp with vegetables like it should be. Orange chicken greasy and mushy. Inferior quality of chicken: dark meat pieces rubbery with poor taste. Noodles tasted stale with hardly any vegetables mixed in. Decor very stark and unwelcoming. Won't return read more

Disgusting. Pretty sure they are serving cooked cats. They pile everything together and it just tastes gross, no flavor. Gross building, poor lighting, poor atmosphere all around. Never going back. read more

Really good American style Chinese food. The service is always good and quick, also the price is the best part because you don't need to spend more than 6 or 7 bucks and they give you a ton of food. The people on yelp complaining about stomach aches and diarrhea are just a bunch of sissys. I never got sick or had and problems but I guess people will complain about anything. The store looks rundown but it's a really cool place and the owner and works do alot for there customers. In my opinion the only thing wrong about this place is that it's here in ABQ. Let's face it ABQ is a crappy place and a magnet for jerk wads. read more

The food is AWFUL, but at $5 for about 5 lbs of the stuff, who's complaining? Me and my friend eat here fairly often, even if we eat here ironically. The portions are laughably huge, probably 3000 calories in one meal. The food always seems half-a**ed, ex) finding 1/2 of a large unchopped onion is not uncommon. The meat becomes a gelatinous mess in about 5 minutes after buying, yet there is so much MSG in this that you may as well be snorting cocaine. (it's oddly addicting and delicious). I also highly question the hygiene practices of the place; it's always dirty. The question isn't if I've eaten mice in their food; it's how many mice have I eaten? read more

You get what you pay for. The food was bland and old, however they were just changing it out, after, they gave me the old leftovers. Id suggest skipping the egg drop soup and the eggrolls. Wouldnt go back. read more