Hibachi Express ~ 2.5
"The Valve"
195 Malabar Rd #4, Palm Bay, FL. 32907
All aboard all aboard!!! Last call for anyone boarding the Hibachi Express.. Where we are almost going somewhere fast. Come take a trip on down to Palm Bay, FL. One of the greatest cities on planet Earth.
Pull on up to a standard decently located plaza. Not hard to find. Right off Malabar Rd. Walk in and first impression, family owned. 3 younger humans on their phones, but they snapped right into action once I walked up. Some hard workers. One older gentleman peeking out the back.
Now I've been to a few of these hibachi express type joints in my travels, one in particular is Kobe Express in Cherokee, NC which I've been to many times that's comparable. The only difference is they have servers and this place doesn't. They have a walk up and order when you know what you want system going. Cleary an in & out set up. Mostly To go orders I'm sure.
All paper plates, plastic utensils, and styrofoam cups as shown in pictures. Some bottled beverage options as well. Fountain drinks like the fountain where when you want just water it's connected to a Hi-C punch and your water comes out pink no matter how many fills.
Place an order for steak and chicken hibachi no mushrooms with fried rice, a modified shrimp tempura roll, and fried ice cream just to see what they're doing here. (Side note they don't have soy paper and only offered regular seaweed paper).
Now this whole place screams like the Walmart equate version of Hibachi and the food matches. It's not the best food you've ever eaten nor the worst. The steak and chicken meal was quickly put together. I'm guessing that's where the express comes into play. Once again each bite didn't do much. Medium quality meats. The fried rice wasn't really fried and not much to it. More like fried rice's distant cousin bland rice, but it got the job done essentially. It's a quick pull up spot with fast put together meals for on the go I guess you could say.
Now I didn't really eat the shrimp tempura roll because I'm not a fan of seaweed paper, but pretty standard set up, also quickly put together.
Now let's get to this giant chunk of fried Ice cream. This thing was like a mini asteroid. The shell was like almost rock hard. By the time I got inside of what started to feel like I was digging thru some like ice cream soaked breaded armadillo shell, ice cream was pretty much melted, but that was probably my fault. Got to the point where it all became a squishy mess. Almost felt like If I dug any further I'd end up in the upside down regions of Stranger Things. So I just ended the journey there.
Anyways fairly clean joint. Quick service. You may or may not like depending on your standards. Not much more I can say. read more