I must have missed the pearly gates and the cherubs floating peacefully, strumming at their harps. Instead I was greeted with umbrellas, lotto tickets and condoms upon my entrance into Heaven. Apparently god has a unique twist on typical faith including degenerate gambler of lotto, sex crazed cherubs that enjoy levitating in foul weather.
The deli portion was concerningly small and the kind fellow working the grill did his best to prepare my bacon, egg & cheese. Unfortunately the eggs were overdone to the point I could bounce them like a super pinky. The cheese had not melted and the bacon was splinters.
I jokingly asked about the beer prices to the main counterman who didn't reply. Just stared at me stoicly, so I figured it pointless to hit on any other conversation at that point. read more