half price books, i love you! really. maybe true love. true, true love. great. settled there. so, why only one star? count it, o-n-e. silly, right? well, here's the thing: i am a music collector. you make amazing music available for the non-collector. amazing music for the semi-collector. amazing music for collectors of all levels. in stock, amazing, cheap, and in a sweeping variety of genres, styles, and formats. it might knock lesser people off their feet.
but. but i stand against some of your practices. sir mix a lot-sized but. you do two things that you need to stop doing before i will remove the one-star review.
attention management: stop doing these two things. now!
1. do not store the "collectible" discs behind the counter in abrasive plastic sleeves. if people really still steal cds, fine. not sure they do but, fine. i will give you that. but. please please please let me get what i want this time. choose a softer sleeve. there are relatively inexpensive soft sleeves that will not scratch the discs at all. your sleeves scratch the discs, deeply. ruined. dead. please stop. your most valuable and expensive cds are endlessly damaged, scratched, and sometimes destroyed at your hands. end the madness and invest in softer sleeves for behind-the-counter storage. small investment now, big bet on the future.
2. do not put price tags on front or back covers. lps: do not ruin the sleeves. cds: do not ruin digipacks. your labels are sooooooo sticky it takes tearing, peeling, crying, lighter fluid, more crying, etc to get your terrible price stickers off of collectible artwork. beautiful artwork. please please please let me get what i want this time. end the adhesive tyrany. please.
feel free to contact me if you would like to discuss alternatives to either of the above. i am a serious collector. i treat my media like i love it. i provide serious affection and protection for my collection. i can help. free consulting. hit me up. for the love of future humanity, hit me up.
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