Everyone who is considering riding a greyhound bus should read this. I am an 18 year old college student at Denison university. I'm a normal educated white kid.
I traveled out of Columbus at 1:45 in the morning on Saturday anticipating arriving in cincinnati at 3:30, then a two hour layover leading to my destination of Lexington, KY....
Holy fucking shit,
I have never been surrounded with such lowlife people in my life. First off, if you are in college, you're too well off to be on this welfare-line sum of transportation. Even as a last resort, I will never take this bus again. I'd rather hitchhike. My night started off being followed by a "real hood" male who hadn't washed his clothes for at least a month. He kept asking me what was in my bag and repeatedly complimented me on my watch. Needless to say, this fuck asked me if I would like him to watch my bag as If I needed to take a quick bathroom trip before boarding the bus. Um fuck no. I put that shit on my back never considering his generous but deceiving offer. Sorry dude but I'm not retarded like you I didn't fall for your trick. After walking to the bathroom, I realized I was an extreme minority of odds to 50 to 2. I am not prejudice by any means but I thought I'd throw that out there. Anyways, I was being watched closely not only because of the fact above, but also because I looked presentable unlike these other travelers.
I arrive in cincinatti at 3:30 a.m.. I sat across from six people, reading my book because I was too scared to take a nap. I am distracted due to the complaints of arm bruises from literally six people. Showing of the bruises and needle marks started to occur. Great. I can't wait for these first-citizens to be on my bus along with the other 25 thugs. (if there was a word that degraded thugs, it would certainly describe them) Needless to say, I was now boarding a bus with heroine addicts who perhaps shot up in the back of the bus. I get on the bus. Gas is applied and the engine starts roaring but not moving. I start shitting my pants. Not that it would change the smell of the bus but holy shit I might be spending the night at this hellhole. After 20 minutes of maintenance, the bus finally kicks into gear. Thank the Lord! I arrive to Lexington and enjoy my weekend and freedom.
The dreadful time has come to go back to the greyhound bus station to complete my round-trip purchase. Right off the mother fucking bat, a guy (not sure if he was homeless or not) ask me for change. I ignore. He says, " hey bitch I was fucking talking to you give me your change!". I reply, " no sorry don't have any" ( that was bullshit. I had change in my pocket but fuck that, stay homeless you piece of shit or go back to your shanty or barn or wherever you're from.). He FREAKS out at me and began to yell " I'll knock you up mother fucker, I'll knock you up!" I walk inside and little did I know, five minutes later he was yelling at some other people the same thing. His ticket was refunded due to his absurdness, luckily. We unexpectedly stop in Cincinnati for maintenance. Ok whatever I'm cool with it I just can't wait to get home fuck it. I'm on the bus to Columbus now and got a second row seat which is nice but I have to pee so bad and can't go to the back of the bus to pee because I will not leave my bag.
Well, wish me luck for the rest of the trip. I hope I informed you what an unsafe, unmanageable, just about unrealistic source of transportation this greyhound busline is. If I could rename the busline it would be called the "grosshound busline" "blackhound busline" "I didn't graduate grade school bus line" " I'm cheap as fuck and don't have a car busline" " I'm going to kill you busline ( if not physically then mentally)"
Bottom line, fuck the greyhound.
-mike read more