Garner, Garner, Garner. That's all I read about on line. They all said it's so awesome that families return every summer for *generations*. They said the Frio River lives up to it's name. (Frio means COLD in Spanish.) They talked about how much fun the evening dance was at the Pavilion every night. There's putt-putt, basketball, volleyball, kayaks, paddle boats, a gift shop, a convenience store and a grill that serves burgers and such. Sounds like a recipe for a great family vacation, right?
It's so popular, you pretty much have to book 11 months in advance to get your desired camping area. If you go in the summer, it will be crowded. Don't go here hoping to commune with nature. Just for the record, we were totally down with that.
The camp sites are divided in two main areas, Old Garner & New Garner. Old Garner is where all that mentioned above is located so that's where we decided to stay for our first trip there. At check-in, we were told our site was full shade. We discovered it wasn't in ANY shade so we drove back up to the check-in office and got back IN LINE to wait to change our site. They are obviously used to having lines of people waiting! The have a number system in place (Now serving #48...) and their office is set up to only let in those who are next in line while keeping others waiting in a separate room. We had to wait 45 minutes to change our site. Not kidding!
This was worth it though because our trip would have been miserable had we not ended up in the shade at the end of an area at the base of Old Baldy away from the noisy restrooms. However, most roads in Garner are ONE WAY. Which means that people were ALWAYS driving by our site to get to their site. Even at 11:30 at night when the dance was over. And at the crack of dawn when the trash truck came to empty all those dumpsters. And there's like a "cruising" thing. People there love to play loud music while they are driving around. Or even just sitting around. Loud crappy country music. We generally don't play music when we go camping but found it necessary this time. There's some sort of "code". If *you* aren't playing music then that gives your neighbor permission to blare whatever he wants, when he wants, and as late as he wants.
Which brings me to the dance. They start every night in the summer about dark:30. It's at the pavilion and people bring their own chairs there and leave them around the dance floor 24/7 during their whole stay. Most have people's last names inscribed on them. It's a tradition, so they say. It's all country music all night long. So if that's not your thing......
Right next to the pavilion is the putt-putt course. It's pretty plain-jane. The most unadorned miniature golf course I've ever seen. My kids never begged to play.
Now let's get down to the park's main attraction.... The Frio River! I could gush on and on about this river. It's just beautiful, not exactly "frio", more like "wet and refreshing". How do you say that in Spanish? ;) Emerald green water that is clear all the way to the river rocks on the bottom. We played in the falls near the dam the first night there. The kids had a blast shooting their bodies through the naturally formed chutes in the riverbed. Of course they had "river rash" all over their bums. Tip: Make your daughters wear shorts! They'll thank you! We tubed it the following day after buying our shuttle tickets ($3 per person) and having the super nice shuttle guy drop us off somewhere up in New Garner. We tubed all the way to the dam in Old Garner near our campsite. Took about 3-ish hours with some walking since the river was low and some stops along the way to play in the deepest areas. All along the river, you can see where people have moved larger rocks to form chutes and change the way the river moves to make it more tube-friendly. The river gets 5 stars but the people that leave trash all along and in it get NO stars! And if you go in the summer, I wouldn't advise staying on a weekend. The day-users sort of make it unbearable. It gets so crowded then and they leave trash everywhere. Not to mention the smoking while sitting in the river. I literally could not inhale any fresh air for a good portion of time while tubing through the massive amount of people.
Well, I have exceeded the character limit for this review and have had to cut out quite a bit...All in all, I highly recommend camping at Garner just to experience the beauty of the Frio. But go in the off-season. Unless you LIKE two-stepping, crowds, lots of noise, litter, and over-inflated prices. read more