The food was meh. exactly what you'd expect in this overpriced tourist trap. Crap ingredients, crap end result. Service was beyond atrocious. After being handed 2 drink menus, both bigger than the food menus (we don't drink alcohol) we were asked for our drink order. We simply asked for lots of lemon for the water that we were already fully enjoying. You would have thought we asked for her fu king kidney. It was like the straw that broke her back. She seemed offended, confused and disgusted that either she didn't know what a lemon was, didn't know where the lemons were or just didn't want to find them. She eventually came back with 1 lemon wedge. And after a few more minutes begrudgingly put 1 more wedge on the table. F______ impressive. Off to great start Kell...
Apps showed up, roasted beets on a cold plate for the win, asked for no onions on my side salad, shows up topped with 1/2 an onion... no big deal, they were on top, picked them off & set them aside, ate my salad. Kinda bugged at this point. I appreciate businesses that pay attention to details and will happily over reward that detail work.. It wasn't busy that night at that time. It surely seemed like it wasn't anything other than "no phux given here, they're tourists" ... Server comes to pick up app plates, sees the 1/2 onion that I picked off my salad and for some phuc%ed up reason, decides to comment "oh, so, you love onions".. in my head I'm like, no you dumb K^^t I have skin allergies aggravated by onions but how is that ANY of your foo king business... we should have left. Sadly though I was having a birthday while in anguish over a recently deceased family member, and this is where we decided to have dinner while on a trip for said b'day.
So, pressing on to entrees... we ate some of the garbage. meh as previously reported. Both of us had became overwhelmed by grief while dining, and after a quiet few moments of working through that kind of thing in public, always fun right?... we composed ourselves and at this point we didn't want anything from them other than to get our bill and leave. We had zero interest in complaining about food or service, we just left an appropriate tip, not NO tip, said nothing and left.
And this where the hairs on my neck stood up, my spidey senses were set on simmer.. as we were waiting to finish our check the server oddly singled out the fact that we used a Discover card. Both of us thought that was odd. Wife has traveled the world, I travel around the US, we are not young, neither of us could remember a time when a server mentioned the type of card that we used...
wait for it... wait for it... yup you guessed it, it turns out that someone was a couple months behind on their xfinity/comcast bill. Very shortly we were to "discover" (via text) that someone that ain't us, decided to use our card numbers to pay their tv bill. $495 on our Discover card billed to the internet tv provider that services the area where we traveled to, not the provider we use at home. YOUR CREDIT NUMBERS ARE NOT SAFE HERE. F___ off Dennis, you are a ball-less, festering Ku nt and at least one of your employees is a lying thief. After thinking about, it might just be you. read more