I KNOW a rack of y'all smoke hookah. So a homie of mine recommended a spot out Virginia that got that, & food. I'm no hookah smoker, so y'all let ME know if their hookah is STAMPED or not!! . Where I am: @fumee_cafe . Location Reviewed: 7250 Columbia Pike, Annandale VA. . Menu Includes: *See Website* https://fumeecafe.co/ . Items Reviewed: Their Special Head Blue Mist Hookah (Most Popular $12)._____!! Fill in the blank when you go!! Taste like fruity smoke to me!! Their Jalapeno Poppers (with tzatziki sauce $8). DECENT. Not the best, not the worst. Their Mozzarella Sticks (with marinara sauce $8). DECENT. It's your average mozzarella stick...that's it. Their Fried Pickles (with tzatziki sauce $8). DELICIOUS. Well fried, but good dipped into the tzatziki sauce. Their Gyro (with lamb meat, tzatziki sauce, & l.t.o $9.50). DELICIOUS. Well sauced. Their Cheeseburger (with cheese l.t.o, & ketchup $9.50). DECENT. A bit lackluster...decent. Their Mocktails; The Céline (with raspberry, blueberry, fresh lime, & mint $9). STAMP!! Fresh Fresh, sweet,& palate cleansing!! The Kanicule (with cucumber, lime, Thai chili, & orange juice $9). STAMP!! Mildly spicy but super refreshing!! Their 3 Chocolate Mousse Cake ($7). DELICIOUS. Creamy, & good. Their Knafeh (a sweet pastry layered with cheese, honey, & pistachios $11). STAMP!! Surprisingly the cheese blends well with the honey & flaky pastry!! Their Steak n Cheese (with l.t.o, provolone, & mayo $9.50). LIKE THAT!! Cheesy, meaty, well prepared!! . Online Navigation: Easy . Customer Service: On Point!! . Parking: DECENT!! . Recommendations: The steak n cheese, & drinks, & dessert!! . Music:YouTube-Rare Essence Mickey Solo 5 Stars=STAMP 4 1/2 Stars=LIKE THAT 4 Stars=DELICIOUS 3 Stars=DECENT 2 Stars=PASS 1 Star=NAH #Bigschlimsreviews read more

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One of the best places I've been, its redesign is elegant and modern, the attention is incredible, everyone is very friendly and the cocktails were delicious, without a doubt my new favorite place to hang out with friends Also the owners are excellent people, they were aware that the attention was impeccable, one of the places of VA that you have to go read more

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Fumee just started serving more food and I think it is pretty good. My friends usually come here and I will occasionally stop by to chill for a bit. I was surprised when I saw a menu with food items made right there! I was excited so I ordered the muhammar, kofta, and the rice pudding. The muhammar was kind of like a bell pepper hummus with walnuts and olive oil and I think this is the dish that will always have me coming back. This was a great appetizer and got me excited for more. The kofta was okay and the fries were extra crispy with it. If you plan on getting a sandwich, I would recommend getting the Shawarma sandwiches because I think they are more flavorful. I only know this because my friend ordered it and gave me half. Finally, the rice pudding was what was recommended by the staff and it was AMAZING. Sprinkle a little cinnamon on it and it is a dream come true. It was creamy and had great flavor & texture. Every time I am visiting my friends here I am definitely coming on an empty stomach! read more

Fumee Cafe - kofta - Hookah Bars Near Me - Annandale, Virginia

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The rules don't apply to everyone. The owner likes to pick and choose who can go upstairs and who cannot... He allows his friends to bring outside food but I was not allowed to bring in my Starbucks drink. The holes on the Hookah head were too big he does know how to make them small and close together like they should be... The servers were not attentive I waited forever to pay my tab. Horrible service and horrible hookah I won't be back again! read more

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The cheeseburger really wasn't good- I felt the patty was a frozen, prepackaged beef patty. It was drenched in way too much ketchup/mayonnaise. I got a pistachio ricotta cheesecake and it had some sort of pistachio creme, but i did not taste or see any ricotta cheese nor cheesecake crust. Instead, it just appeared to be a white ice cream or whip cream. I really didn't like either item, they are also heavily overpriced for what you're getting. read more

This place just got a makeover. I had heard of it but since the place got a lift up I wanted to check it out. It is a small place but light colors give it a big feeling. Light color with wooden panel, neon light themed walls with TVs and a projector. They do offer Halal Food, Hookah and a full bar. The service was not bad, the girl server was pretty active. 3 of us went to check it out. The hookah was decent, we have all had a better one.My buddy ordered a steak n cheese and said it was average. We didn't get any drinks from the bar but bunch of people were getting drinks. Mainly the crowd looked like regulars just sitting with Hookahs and talking or on laptops. It is just a nice simple Hookah cafe with a bar. Definitely check it out hopefully their Hookah improves and I shall re-visit. It is not priced for a Cafe. I believe the Hookah is $20.95 for an Al-fakher flavor. read more

Love it here. Great chill spot to chill with friends . Nice hitting hookah and great food and amazing prices. Truly a hidden gem . Btw they also have really good music playing all the time and have a nice lil bar when you walk in. read more

I would say this place is a solid 4.5 stars. I live right down the street from here, but never checked this place out until the other day. I don't know why I didn't come in sooner! It's honestly a great place to chill, smoke hookah, grab some tea or desserts, and do work on your laptop (the WiFi is really fast here!). They also have food options ranging from pizza, sandwiches, and etc. I really like how affordable the hookahs are. They offer a new head refill for $6 and a normal hookah is $15. I also ordered the Nutella milkshake and cheesecake and both were yummy! read more

Brand New Spot and pretty much the only Hookah lounge in Annandale, VA ( For now atleast ) Awesome chill spot to hangout, talk and unwind. The music isn't too loud and you can actually do your homework too if need be. The staffs are amazing specially Sufian who packs the best hookah. The owner works hard day and night to get the place rolling so kudos to him and all their staff as well. Fumee has great selection of food and desserts as well, not to mention cafe selections. All made in house and tasty as ever. Usually Hookah spots don't care too much about food quality but Not here; they are on point with tasty dishes and drinks. There is a Rooftop as well and it should be opening summer of 2018 so can't wait for that ; ) read more

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Gyro meal was decent. Fries are crisp. Tea and coffee pots were pretty good The upstairs wasn't open even though the weather was nice so it was only on the main floor. Pineapple head and the flavor for the hookah was just so-so. It is next to New York Pizza factory read more

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I checked this place out today and I'm so glad it's finally open. The staff was super welcoming and friendly. I ordered a hookah and a Turkish coffee at first. Turkish coffee was good (I'm a snob when it comes to Turkish coffee because I usually make it myself). The hookah was amazing! It was smooth and hit just right. I could taste the ACTUAL taste of the flavored tobacco unlike some other places I've been to lately. I asked for the Coco Nara coals instead of the fast light coals (glad it's an option here). I wasn't that hungry at first but I wanted to try the food before I left so I ordered a beef gyro dinner which comes with fries. It was super good and definitely fresh. The prices were very reasonable as well. Definitely a lot cheaper than some of the other hookah places in this area. You can get a $12 hookah between 11AM-3PM. It's $15 any other time. Great service. Great food. Great hookah. A part of me doesn't want to share this place with anyone. I hope the owners can keep it this way forever. read more

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Updating my review...again! There is a pretty relaxed vibe and the hookah is great. Never tried the food, but it seems like other people enjoy it. I usually come here to study, and it's great that they're open late. They play music, but it is tasteful it's not overwhelmingly loud so you can still enjoy decent conversation or study. In the past I had mixed experiences here, but I've got to say they've really improved their service. They previously had some trouble with poor service, but they've turned it around. The past few times I've been here, I've been able to enjoy my sheesha, they've been attentive to the charcoals when needed, and service has been super friendly. Overall, great quality hookah bar and restaurant! read more

Fumee Cafe - The hookah lounge is nice but not super well ventilated - Hookah Bars Near Me - Annandale, Virginia

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Are they gonna pay for the Advil I have to buy for the headache I got from this place? They need to work on the acoustics in this place and get something to absorb noise.. it's so hard to hear the person across from you, so you end up screaming for an hour. But my headache may also be due to lack of oxygen. I think they don't turn on the AC or use the ventilation fans they got installed on the ceilings. Coming inside, you'll notice the blur from the smoke floating around. What the heck is the toilet paper dispenser in the women's bathroom? U can only get 3 little sheets at a time!!! U end up needing to use 2 hands to get that thing to keep rolling so you can get a little more. And the paper towel dispenser.. you gotta swipe your hand under that 5 times just to get enough pieces to dry your hands.. I don't think I'll be back. By the way - hookah was decent, iced latte was decent. The end. read more

I've been here a couple times and every time I have bad experience with one of the managers it's very rude and has double standards you can't bring any outside drinks examples: Starbucks or even a bottle to coke if you do he makes you throw it away secondly he is the only one to bring outside food and drinks, eats at the lounge gets upset if you disturb him, the hookah is always done sloppy and the lounge is empty due to bad customers service, particular manager is not attentive at all it's so unfortunate cause the only hookah lounge in near my home, he never greets customer and gets upset if you tell him if your order is wrong he makes the hookah so sloppy when I say there's no customer service at all I'm serious I been to plenty of establishments but he runs his business like it's a home do not even bother with this location if you want good customer service, the other staff is very friendly but he works here most of the time, this place is horrible!! Beware The food is not even good so if you end up going here make sure you eat elsewhere read more

Fumee Cafe - Bad holes such a sloppy job looks like it was rushed - Hookah Bars Near Me - Annandale, Virginia

This is probably my favorite place for hookah, lively atmosphere and great staff. Sometimes the service is slow but it's okay for me as long as I enjoy my hookah. Also the food is good here, love their shakes, smoothies and desserts. I always go here for hookah as this is the only good place in Annandale area. read more

This place has friendly staff, good food, nice music. We had our little company party here and everyone seem to enjoy it. read more

It's a nice place to go after work. They have great food, different fresh! fresh! juices great seating, very laid back atmosphere, laidback music. Over all the place is a gem in the middle of a busy area. read more

Fumee Cafe - Hookah Bars Near Me - Annandale, Virginia

I can't speak for the food yet, but the hookah here is great. It's Reasonably priced and there are games (cards and board games) that you can ask for. Highly recommended especially if you want to try a new hookah place. Will go again and hopefully try their food next time. read more

Food is fire kabob , sandwich's , hummus everything is good coffee milkshakes amazing alright seating very nice and welcoming customer service definitely recommend coming here again read more

The place is a great meetup spot for hookah. They will soon be opening the rooftop seating area which is cool. Hookahs are good, service staff is friendly and polite and the decor is inspiring. I'd define recommend their gyro platter if you're hungry. read more

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A great place for food and a nice hookah. I had a very delicious Gyro beef sandwich served with yogurt. Indeed yummy yummy. Highly recommended. read more

Fumee Cafe - Hookah Bars Near Me - Annandale, Virginia

Okay I usually don't post reviews but I had a horrible experience yesterday. They have happy hour for hookah from 11-2 that's it not like other places where it's from open to 5/6. Prices listed on menu don't add up to what they charge you when you check out please don't get me wrong but these guys charge you whatever they want to. Not going back would drive another 10 minutes to Fairfax read more

I've been here dozens of times. Every time has been just as consistent as the first. Great service, great hookah, and great shakes!

Went to their place at 2:00 am to have some fun with friends but was denied service because the owners wanted the place all to them selves even though they closed at 3:00. They have no respect for their customers. read more

the owners were sitting in the corner SLAMMING cards on the table and it kept scaring everyone around them. They were being extremely obnoxious and unprofessional. I was trying to have a nice time with my friends but every 5 mins he kept slamming the table. also, our server clearly wasnt happy to serve us because we asked for tea that's actually brewed rather than the watery stuff they gave us. over all bad experiences for the second time and its a tiny place too... wouldn't recommend. I don't understand how they have 4 stars its bs read more

Amazing hookah place with great food!! Reasonable price and owner is extremely nice and attentive. If anyone is looking for a hookah place this is the one to go to read more

The owner is very sweet and kind. As soon as I mentioned a small concern, he came and addressed my concern right away. Will continue coming to this place. Love the hookah and the Coppa Straciatella! read more

I enjoyed the hookah! I was freezing though, but the nice cappuccino I ordered helped me out for my first half of the visit. I went during lunch time and it was quiet enough to get my work done. You can see the fruit being freshly cut here for the apps/desserts- I will be back to try their gyros! read more

I love this place and have been coming in consistently. The place is fairly new and looks a little small on the outside but has plenty of space inside not to mention that they have a rooftop for when the weather is nice! They have a great selection of hookah for $15 and also have happy hour during the week. I've had their desserts which are very delicious! The chocolate mousse cake and the banana Nutella crepe are my favorite! I've also had the frutii de bosco which is also very delicious and light with a slight tarty taste. I haven't tried any of their food yet, but my friend had their gyros and said it was very good. They have side orders (fries, mozzarella sticks, etc), salad, sandwiches, pizza, and I think platters as well. Overall this place is a great spot to get together with friends and hang out. They have a really good playlist but it isn't too loud like other places. Highly recommended!!! read more

Best hookah in the DMV. Very clean and hospitable place. They have the fresh fruit cocktails with ashta cream and honey on top- so delicious! read more

We held my wife's birthday here and I could not be more pleased. I coordinated with them and they definitely exceeded all expectations. Service is amazing and their choice of hookah flavors are excellent. We ordered their smoothies and were super fresh, not very sweet. We will definitely be returning! This place is perfect if you're looking for a relaxed environment for awesome hookah, tea, and good conversation. read more

Fumee is a great place to come if you want to relax with friends or even if you want to study by yourself. I really like Fumee because even if I stay there for hours I don't come out smelling like I've been bathing in smoke unlike other hookah bars. They also have amazing food! I literally always get the steak and cheese or the cheese burger. The fries are also always so crispy and delicious. The service is great and the staff is always really friendly whenever I go. I can't wait till they finish building the upper area, it'll be so much more spacious and not as crowded. read more

Worst place ever! Zaaki is way better. This place charges you 15% tip even before giving you the receipt and then when your about to pay, they show you the screen to put in more tips. Customers won't even know that they already charged the tip. Very shady business. If your reading it, please just go to zaaki hookah instead of going here. Thanks! read more

Excellent service always ask you need something. Always change your coal on time. Extremely clean even on the back when i walk by. Pretty good location and even have rooftop. Very reasonable price read more

New hookah bar cafe in the Annandale area. Very trendy and has upstairs outdoor patio. Definitely recommend for anybody around the area that enjoys a nice atmosphere. read more

They have very bad service. Fix your customer service skills if you want a successful business. They are very picky choosy with customers they provide good service for (Arab customers). There is no greeting nor asking what would you like. We had a server approach us me and my black family members with an iPad that he just threw at the table and walked away. I live in the neighborhood and will NEVER come back to this place again. I thought I'd support a local business. read more

This is the best hookah bar I've been to in the DMV. Very hospitable staff. They made very effort to to make me and my wife comfortable. More important, is the quality of there hookah. The best!!! read more

THIS PLACE SUCKS... I suggest zaakis or cedars. I went with 4 friends and everyone ordered food and one hookah and they said we couldn't share one hookah.. HOOKAH IS SUPPOSED TO BE SHARED WITH FRIENDS and Place is nice and good place to watch games but the owner/worker is rude and stingy with coal if you're sharing hookah I won't say the service sucks bc it's only one person really working but you kind have to wait a while to get anything read more

Great service, this place has great smoothies and snacks not to mention the best hookah in the area

Finally a local hookah place in Annandale! Good environment, great place to study or just chill with some friends. The hookah is great, smooth and packed nicely. Cheesecake was bomb, and service was nice. read more