Small neighborhood coffee shop (part of a small chain). Name is edgy and coffee is strong and good. Raspberry white chocolate muffin and an americano didn't break the bank at all. Prices are better than back home in LA so that's a huge plus. Jazz playing, comfy mismatched couches, edgy but tasteful decor. Friendly and efficient service. Couldn't ask for a better way to start my day as commuters were bustling in and out and I got to enjoy a leisurely writing session among upscale loafers. read more

Fuckoffee - Americano with free oat milk and a raspberry white chocolate muffin on a Monday morning. - Coffee & Tea Near Me - London, XGL

The vibes, the people, the caffeine.. everything is 10/10! The line goes by quick, there is a bunch of seating inside and outside. The coffee is strong and they have a variety of non dairy milks. They have a bunch of baked goods as well. read more

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It's a fine cup of irreverent coffee served here & as you can tell, they are no fans of Starbucks. My husband had to have their coffee cup merch... If you want a tasty, rebellious mug of top-notch brew this is the place. They have pretty good pastries too. read more

I would like to pack this place up and bring it home to NY with me. I came here for the name but stayed because the drinks and service are top notch. Everything here is retro and fun and inviting. My chai latte (iced) with a choice of milk (almond) was the second best I have ever had (number 1 spot is a coffee shop in Iceland). The ham and cheese croissant hit the spot when we were sick of hotel restaurant breakfast. Tons of seating with plenty of people working from home on laptops. The decor is fun to look at as you drink your coffee or tea. They also offer frappes and smoothies! Nestled within a cute little part of London with a park nearby. Please bring Fuckoffee to NY. read more

Loved this spot in bermondsey! Love the name and enjoy the service. Ambiance is great as well. Would definitely look forward to go to when I go back to London! read more

Great fresh brewed coffee, nice atmosphere everything fresh nice place to just hang out try it

The vibe of this coffee shop is amazing. It has a gay theme but not overdone. Great coffee and comfortable seating. I bought a mug from here but unfortunately it's a bit too rude to show. read more

Ok, I have to admit I came here for the name. It's just too amazing to pass up! LOL! What I didn't expect was to enjoy such a good cup of coffee and a pastry while I was out and about exploring London while in town for the marathon. Comfortable worn leather couches, nice service, and chill vibe. Thanks for the laughs with the name as it put a smile on my face. Love that cheeky Brit humor. read more

Good coffee. friendly staff amusing name highly recommend. I went in fit the name and the back story of the fuss it caused is worth the visit in itself alone read more

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Such a cute spot with a fun vibe! Love the decore and the music. A true spot for people watching. Staff are welcoming.

Love love love love love this place! Super cute and relaxing to hangout in, an instant cheering up of the mood upon walking in, and the coffee is slap your momma good! Love the funny theme and the decaf chucky! I will go back anytime I am London! The perfect coffee show does exist and this place is it!!!!!!!!! read more

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It was an eclectic little coffee place off the beaten path...I loved it! Great coffee and vibe. I wish I had this place closer to me in the US but will definitely return whenever I'm in London. read more

This coffee shop was on our walk to the tube station every morning. We enjoyed a latte from here every day. The coffee was good and the staff were always nice and the coffee hot! We loved the variety of latte choices! Including some like the gingerbread & pumpkin spice latte that are out of season in the states! This is a great local coffee shop we enjoyed stopping at everyday! read more

What a fun place. Good coffee. Nice staff. The store is brightly lit and cheerfully decorated. I bought a few coffee mugs and they came in the best shopping bags ever read more

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This place is amazing! The coffee is even better! Staff is friendly and the aesthetics are cute!! Best coffee I have had while in London and very affordable! The name is hilarious but definitely give it a try read more

Came to visit London and saw this place. Very sweet people, yummy drinks and breakfast items. The ambiance was so unique and fun. read more

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Spoiler alert: they're super fucking nice and the coffee is fucking amazing and they have a brilliant fucking canned drinks selection as well as some great fucking snacks. What more could a see you next Tuesday like you or me want? read more

Great coffee, friendly and fun staff, lots of seating. Great place to pop in for a pick me up!

Awesome little coffee shop with great bakery items and very friendly employees. I don't drink coffee so I can't comment on the coffee. The caramel salt brownie was so good and gooey. There are lots of other bakery items too like shortbread, muffins, and other pastries. If you drink coffee or like baked good you must check this place out. read more

Fuckoffee - Millionaires short bread. Very good. - Coffee & Tea Near Me - London, XGL

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Great and funky place to get a cup of coffee and small bite to eat. A few outdoor tables as well. Super relaxed atmosphere and friendly service. read more

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Most amazing coffee shop in London! The Bermondsey location is so cute and staff is very friendly and quick. Never waited more than 5 minutes for my coffee and croissant. I'm sure all locations are great. You must go here! read more

Repeat customer here. Never had any problems and the coffee is quite good for a small shop that does all of its business through take out.

On a hot July day, we sought out Fuckoffee because of the snarky name, but I gotta say, they made the BEST iced mocha w/ oat milk that I had in our entire 2 weeks in London & Paris. So delicious, and the balance of coffee and chocolate was just right. Well done, barista-guy. Very hipster in there (I felt really old there, but not really out of place) but comfortable and the loo was even pretty clean. Nice place and those who live/work nearby should consider themselves lucky to have it! read more

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Like some on here, came here because of the name. Don't be put off, this is a great little coffee shop. Coffee, hot chocolate both excellent. Good atmosphere and a soundtrack featuring the Pogues, Clash and Squeeze among others. Add some quirky London humor and it makes for a good spot to stay out of the rain. read more

Good coffee / hangout spot. Staff are friendly and very good. Selection of pastries has something for most tastes. When in London and staying in the area of its my go to spot! Highly recommend. read more

Great coffee and cool branding. Line was out the door when I went. The only reason not 5 stars was because there was a fruit fly problem flying around the pastry display box. I didn't order any pastries so it didn't matter to me but I'd hope they would deal with that more for ppl who do order the pastries read more

A bit of a shock walking in with my young daughter as I honestly missed the full name on the way in with associated decor throughout, so be prepared to have a few explanations ready if you're venturing in with kids. That being said, she enjoyed a chocolate croissant which was filled with Nutella that she said was fantastic. I had a dirty chai with almond milk that was phenomenal. The spice was well balanced, there was no bitterness to the coffee - a nice smooth espresso shot, the foam was perfect and best was that it was topped with cinnamon and some sugar which crystallized nicely and mixed well with each sip. Highly recommend a visit, especially on a Sunday when you can pop over to the Flower Market just a short walk away. read more

consistently amazing flat whites and lattes - honey on the bar if you like it. edgy music in the background and lots of ppl socializing, working, taking their dog. it's really a great vibe, though a little hard to focus if you're working ;) the staff are awesome imho. friendly banter and great service. And the prices aren't crazy. read more

Not going to lie, the name alone gets this place 5 stars. This naughty-named coffee shop was just mere blocks from our apartment, so the coffee lover in our party was in several times. I only stopped once but was impressed with the comfortable, eclectic interior and friendly baristas. I like the helpful sign on the wall that describes all the coffee variants and opted for a latte which was smooth and tasty. When you're feeling like "fuck it, I need a coffee", well, you know where to go. read more

Been putting a few of these reviews off for the time being but I'm finally back on here to finish a few reviews I've had bookmarked! I found this place on either google maps or yelp (can't remember which one) but in London, or the UK in general, they don't use yelp here often, so I guess it makes it harder to review many places here. While I was looking for this place, it was a little confusing because you have to walk down small streets near tunnels and small marketplace shops and I would definitely say there are a few times I walked back and forth while looking for this place but looked/ walked past it. On several occasions, i did notice the giant "coffee" sign on the side of the building but didn't think it was that one because there are quite a few coffee shops in the area. It's located kind of like "a hole in the wall" shop where it's pretty hidden if you don't keep your eyes keen and no, i didn't see any other signs of it until I walked into it. It was dim and pretty hipster/ urban on the inside. It was like many other coffee shops, it was decent, it was the best, but I like giving new things a try. The name of the coffee shop was also a bit intriguing so what the hey. Service was great btw, the cashier was very helpful read more

Nice little coffee shop on Bermondsey Street. The vanilla latte was excellent. Best coffee I've had in London so far. read more

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The name was what made us try it, the coffee is what will make us come back again. I had a very good cappuccino, my compatriot had a drip coffee that he is still raving about. In fact, he drank the first one and got another one to go as we were leaving it was so good. The croissant was flaky and fresh, and the vibe was perfect for a coffee shop. I will definitely be back here. read more

Fuckoffee - Croissant, loyalty card, cappuccino - Coffee & Tea Near Me - London, XGL

Great find!! Excellent space, great staff! Oh, and the coffee is amazing!! Love the name and the sense of humour!

How cool is this place!! Cool vibe, warm and inviting interior, comfy seating and awesome coffee with a name to boot!! Walking distance from the hotel I'm staying, so maybe I'll have a chance to fill up the loyalty card and get a free cup before I head back to CA. read more

Very unique little coffee shop. They even have a framed rejected trademark notice that hangs in the restroom. I got the muthafucka smoothie and was not disappointed. It put me to sleep, but I appreciate that they used real peanut butter. Check it out and enjoy the coffee and spectacle ;) read more

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They make perfect flat white, I love the fruity taste. Nice and comfortable place, friendly people. I miss the crowd in the shop before this COVID-19 pandemic... Wish everyone safe read more

Great place if you are feel like getting coffee in a hip/edgy environment. Environment is definitely unique, and appeals to a younger or more edgy type of customer. Customer service is pretty great, and I appreciated the things this coffee shop does for the community like "donating stamp cards to have police or firefighters have the opportunity to get a free cup of joe/coffee". read more

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Awesome little coffee shop. Great tasting brew, yummy pastries, and lots of cool merchandise. It is definitely our go to spot for coffee whenever we are in London read more

Cheeky name, excellent coffee, fun and comfortable atmosphere. This place was ALWAYS busy and it's for good reason. Their iced caramel latte was one of the best I've had anywhere - and I know my coffee! Baked treats were delicious, and the Flat White was a smooth and tasty complement, as well. I was lucky enough to get 4 punches on my card during a recent week in the city. If I lived in this neighborhood, you'd find me here most mornings. Nice front patio seating as well as comfy couches inside make this a place where you could also come to do some work or catch up with a friend. Their prices are excellent, especially considering the top quality and flavor. Staff were great and service was quick. Can't wait to hopefully come back next trip! read more

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Hipster vibes but chill and the dirty chai was delicious. I also had a slice cake that was okay. Recommend mostly for the name and the vibes. read more