I was driving around town in my Grand Wagoneer listening to K-Fed when I realized I had just finished my last Budweiser. I needed to find a place where I could pick up another case of Budweiser and ditch all the empties. I had to pee too. I saw Friends' Mart coming up and pulled in at a high rate of speed. I avoided the people standing around by the pumps at the Valero and parked on one of the bushes. It may be time to put new brakes on the ol' Wagoneer.
"Friends' Mart". I could use a friend or two. I went around the side of the building to take a leak. I noticed half of a cigarette on the ground, so I picked it up and smoked the rest of it. It was a Maverick and it was delicious.
After my smoke, I went in and grabbed a case of Budweiser. Friends' Mart has a great selection of Budweiser. I was down to my last sock full of change, but fortunately, had enough to cover the Budweiser and a lotto scratcher.
I used all my change, but found a nickel in the parking lot that I could use on my scratcher. The ticket wasn't a winner. I dumped my empties in a near by convertible Sebring and took off. Even though the ticket wasn't a winner, I had 24 more Budweisers from Friends' Mart. I am a winner. read more