The story Of The Dog.
A tale by Free.
(One of my drawn out boring "reviews". You've been given an opportunity to retreat)
Once there was a store I really liked. Well still do.
It was large and neatly stocked. Staff and management ALWAYS helpful. Great hair selection, all the latest natural hair products all at competitive prices. I loved it so much I'd take myself there on dates. Truth.
On one occasion I happened to be on one of my dates when I noticed a lady with a dog. Now to regular folks not a huge dog. To those of us with a dog phobia a HUGE DEAL. Anyway I stayed away from it. To be clear, I don't hate dogs I'm just deathly afraid of them. My fear in the wrong situation can become debilitating with a shxt load of chaos ensuing.
While dog mummy was paying for her items, doggie kept playing (putting its nose/paws) on products within its reach. Yikes and URGH.
Then... doggie knocked over several items. Oh shxt. Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming.
Me and ma 'droid: **click click**
Staffed rushed to help this customer pick items up off the floor. The end right?
Nope.
They proceeded to put items including what looked like eyebrow, cuticle and eyelash tools, hair oils, GUM (etc) back on the shelf...WITHOUT decontaminating! What de eff!?! Not even a fake brush of paper towel to get rid of the doggie juice and floor dust?! Pandemic aside (this occurred while the world was slowly reopening) that's gross X a million. **cough-cough**
I recorded some of this and posted it to Yelp.
A few weeks or so later I returned to find out they've created (or are enforcing) a store policy of NO RECORDING in store. I can see staff gossiping about me and keeping me in view after they informed me of this Fox Law.
Y'all!!! My arse was banned from taking pics! HahahaJajaja!!
**SPUTTERS**
Still, each time I've been back, I've taken my pics without being caught and I feel like such a badarse!
(Watch me out myself with this review smh)
I keep returning because it's conveniently located for me, I'm a hair product junkie, I really like the store AND staff is super super lovely and helpful.
Keeping it 100, these folks are in their right to create whatever policy they want for their store.
Keeping it 101 I, their MVP (tehehe) I'm allowed to give feedback.
Or am I?
See you soon Fox cause I ain't mad at ya. #Sanitize (hashtag for extra emphasis).
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