I've always wanted to visit Baltimore and I hope someday I get to. If I do, I am making a beeline for Exittheapple. This is the home of Oyin Handmade - possibly the best bodycare products on the face of god's green earth, and all kinds of other creative endeavors such as independent filmmaking, intelligent and impassioned blogging, hilarious Oyin ads made from cleverly edited redubbed blaxploitation film clips and old commercials, and t shirts that say "BLACK NERDS UNITE". From what I can tell from their website, all of this is run by an exceedingly beautiful, stylish, smart, FUNNY couple who make me want to move to B'more and become their friends! Check out their "Story" video series - it's their interesting friends telling exciting and funny stories and it is great. Immediately purchase Funk Butter, the best natural deodorant ever, seriously, it's amazing. I have recommended this to everyone I know and they all rave about it. It smells divine, won't give you cancer, lasts forever, doesn't burn your pits, and only costs $5. My armpits produce a godawful stench redolent of onions and Funk Butter does the job. I also like the Afterbath, heavenly scented bath oil that makes my skin look, feel and smell amazing and calms rashes if you are of the sensitive-skinned variety. These are not luxury bath products that you buy because you're rich and you want to feel fancy and pampered and you hoard them and sell them on ebay, I'm looking at you, LUSH and your crazed fans. These are products that you will use every day, that will make you healthier and happier, that are worth every penny and that last so long they're actually good deals. I'm not black, but I'm considering switching to their hair products too, I'll let you know how that plays out. Even their graphic design is awesome - hilarious, clever, stylish. I love you guys, seriously, if you want to be friends with me I'll move out there. Let's hang out. read more