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I was helped by Ana Ruiz. She was the best. She helped me with a case that was out of state. She really went out of her way to get me all the help. I would highly recommend her. Thank you Ana read more

I am not at all happy with Espinoza Bail Bonds. First off I was never given a contract of what I was to have signed. I wasn't told anything at all about what the whole thing consisted of. I did not have a clue, nothing was explained to me. Then to top it off I specifically asked her (bailbonds) if I could still sell my house after putting it up for the bond. She told me yes, but after I signed a piece of paper no contract just said signature here on the paper. Then as I was walking out the door she says" Oh but you can't sell it until he is done going to court. I couldn't believe how she miss lead me completely & cunningly! I left & then realized I should have been given a contract of some sorts. I called her back & requested one. She sid I can review it online, I said I don't do computer things I'm not up with all this technology, and I would like a paper copy mailed to me. I never received one. Now the defendent has gone to court, did his time & has been released, he still owes them 13,000 on his bond. Yet they refuse to take the lien off my property. They keep harassing me for his payment. I had read that once the person is done with court regardless of the out come all bonds will be returned, except for monies owed. They still have to pay. So I feel they railroaded me & I don't think what they are doing is legal! read more

For starters, I could not have asked for a more professional service than what Espinoza Bail Bonds gave me. Adrian and her team were Godsends. We live in Georgia and my husband was in California working when he got arrested. One of the officers at the jail recommended this company to him as he was on the phone with me trying to navigate through his current situation. Once on the phone with Adrian she supported me by way of encouraging words the entire time. Although, my husband is a Georgia resident she provided her services and continuously checked on me as I was working to get him home after his release. They even gave him a ride to check into a hotel after he bonded out! She trusted me and I trusted her. I have since spoken to Adrian and am truly grateful for this individual that God placed in our lives at the perfect time. Thank you Espinoza Bail Bonds, and my God continue to bless your family and business with great success! read more

I would totally recommend Espinoza bail bonds There were great from the get Willing to workout a payment arrangement that fit our needs Also on scene quickly helping my wife through the process from the two of them waiting patiently talking my wife through process assuring her it was going to be ok I wasn't to friendly when I was released but they were very professional read more

Had an unfortunate event that required the use of a Bailbonds Man, but I had no idea what to do or where to go. I found Espinoza Bail Bonds thru a Google search, and, I am glad I called them. First off, they explained everything to me and calmed me down. Then, after learning that we were veterans, he gave us a discounted price, which also helped. They made a payment plan we could afford, and, when we decided to move away from California, they explained exactly what we needed to do. I hope to never need them again, but would recommend them to those who may need help. read more

I had a phenomenal experience with this company! Unfortunately I needed to be bailed out of Placer County... They did it quickly and efficiently. No hassle. No drama. On top of it all I got a little discount for being a veteran, which was awesome. I would 100% refer these people out. read more

Espinoza Bail Bonds really helped me out when I didn't think anyone would. They worked with me with what I could afford and couldn't thank them enough. Daniel was a big help in helping me post bond and was really professional. Highly recommended read more

Extremely helpful during a very difficult time. They worked with me and made my situation better by allowing me flexibility, treated me with respect, and overall great service. I highly recommend Espinoza Bail Bonds and a personal thank you to Jose & Tanya for their time and trust in me. read more

Tanya was very nice and always so helpful with my situation. She made sure to call and remind me for payments ahead of time. They were able to work with me and i had an overall good experience with them. read more

Great team! Staffing is very helpful! Got an extension without any questions asked which is very helpful in times like these. Very grateful for their help even when we're going through financial struggles. I was recommended by a family friend and highly recommend their services to everyone and anyone! Thank you guys so much! read more

I never had to obtain a bail bond previously, so being scared I chose this company because it is a veteran owned company. While the employee was on the phone with me in the middle of night I mentioned my husband is a retired veteran and was offered a $100 discount. Which I thought was great! So when it came time to complete the application I mentioned my husband was asleep (because it was 2:00 am and he had to work the next day) I was told to just have my husband call the next day and give them some info and he'd have to provide his military ID. So the next day my husband called and spoke to a lady who said sure, just email a military picture ID to qualify for the discount. So that's what he did. Weeks later we had not received the discount back on our credit card so I called to ask about it. I was told we do not qualify for the discount because my husband didn't complete the application, I did. When I explained to this 3rd employee what we had both been told by two other employees, she was apologetic, however, would not honor the agreement. Then when I asked to speak to the owner she accused me of being rude, which I wasn't, I was frustrated and disappointed...it seemed we were being duped. She then told me my husband would have to call and complete another application to get the credit. (It's a looonnng process). So on the following Saturday my husband made several attempts to call but never got an answer. We just gave up. Hopefully this was my first and last time I ever need a bail bonds. So beware, just because they say it doesn't mean they honor it. read more

Espinoza bail bonds were very helpful and understood my to my situation. Tanya was especially helpful. I would recommend anyone .