‼NSFW SPOILER ALERT‼ I walked into Egor's Dungeon thinking it was Target, easy mistake and not unheard of. The only reason I would ever give this place less than 5 stars is because I think they stole Target's look. But what I saw when I walked there absolutely blew my mind. My life was immediately and inextricably changed like the first time I had an Ann Sather's cinnamon roll. When you first walk in, you're greeted with sexual party favors which I looked over for about 3 hours. Then I remembered, I don't have any friends. Then I moved over to the "toys" (I don't remember these toys as a kid ). The workers were incredibly nice and let me try out every toy until I found the one I liked. I picked up a rather sleek D***o and V******r. Hahahahaha. Moved on to the lotions and potions which I didn't really understand because I've never needed these but the man behind the counter insisted I try to the Kamasutra brand but honestly, I just keep getting this weird rash. I don't know if that's apart of the product but I think I'm gonna have to throw it out. Anyways, while you're here (in Lakeview) and you want a nice meal, Strings is an option. It's not the best, but it's better than the rest (around here)..(I will be selling t shirts with this quote at the next Yelp social.. DM me) read more

Jess and Teddy were super nice and helpful! They made the experience fun and enjoyable.

Jessica was amazing, model employee, she had great vibes and was super helpful, super chill to talk to and ask questions to, the stores selection was top tier in comparison to places like lovers lane and adult world and pretty fair prices! Will be returning. (a threat) :3 read more

Some of the friendliest folks working there that I've ever encountered at one of "these" stores - they were able to do the near-impossible: make a conversation about the best product to shove up your coo-coo feel like I was asking "which WiFi router will give me the best coverage in my home". And a great collection of lubes, toys, and jock-straps to boot! read more

Check this place out, Lexxx is very knowledgeable and can help you make the best decisions for your needs!

What a wonderful experience! Acacia was super knowledgeable about all of the products she explained to us! She really made the experience enjoyable! read more

I needed to swing in and simply pick up a few things, knew what I wanted just didn't know the brands and such. The person in the shop on Thursday June 18 was down right rude, and possibly even upset I wanted to buy anything. The whole experience left me upset. I really should not have purchased anything but I did, because I believe in small business. What I don't believe in is a bad attitude or someone being rude to me for NO REASON! I really hope this individual has a better day. read more

Loved the staff, super friendly as soon as I walked in. I think they have a good variety of products even for a small shop and good diversity in sizes. Above all I was mainly extra satisfied with the excellent customer service that Lexxx provided. They were more than kind and attentive. I loved Lexxx and definitely promise to come back soon!! read more

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Jasmine was super helpful helping my friend and I find what we wanted. They have a great selection of high quality products.

Awesome selection of goodies...found a nice flogger there. The woman behind the counter was super helpful and not bad on the eyes either. Looking forward on returning soon. read more

Absolutely the most welcoming, informative, genuinely nice bunch of people! Loved the selection & pricing was right on point.. you get what you pay for .. They've got my business from here on out .. even if I do have to drive over an hour to shop here.. I highly recommend this store. read more

I purchased the biggest toy in the store. The toy was advertised as free of phthalates and harmful additives but when I opened the shell casing a whiff of a hugely toxic chemical smell came out. When a luxury product such as a100$ toy is not as advertised and is in fact not safe for the human body it is customary to offer full store credit if the toy has not been used. I told them I could understand that they might not have known the toy was toxic but now that they do know, they have an obligation to make things right. If I use this dildo on myself it increases my risk of among other things, anal cancer. Instead of being greeted by any kind of reasonable apology and attempt to make things right they said I could have half off a future purchase. You deceived ME, and you want me to spend more money at your store? This is far from adequate amelioration when you are selling toxic, subpar products. Don't shop with these dishonest people. There are other adult leather and toy stores here that you can patronize and if I would have gone to those stores first I probably wouldn't have been duped into buying a piece of toxic garbage from this store. read more

As soon as I entered the store with my friend the employee there was extremely rude and carded me and my friend and asked what we were doing there. Although he carded us, although he did not card anyone else that came in after me and my friend despite both being 23z He rolled his eyes after I asked about information of a product and was very dismissive. It was my first time in a sex shop and I felt very uncomfortable and felt like there was tons of tension in the air. My friend and I left after five minutes feeling like there was no help. The products looked so interesting. Although unforuntaltey I was unable to look further due to the very rude employee at the store. read more

Alright so this is a shady sex/head shop. Very shady. You see a lot of weirdo's. You get stared at for 80% of the time you are in there. Some of the staff are just plain standoffish, Its tiny and kinda dingy in some parts, They really could use some more selection... But...so what? At least when you go in you know what to expect! They really do offer the best prices in the city on the items they do have. They are lot cheaper than a lot of the shops in the area, which is awesome if you really need a giant dildo shaped like a fist but don't have a lot of cash. They offer mostly novelty items, with a few BDSM items. Not enough BDSM items IMO and most of them are too nicey nice for me but at least I know where I can find a replacement crop in case the one we do have gets busted. (my butt is notorious for breaking toys) They have a decent selection of 'nilla toys and they will give you some double A's for that new vibe you just picked up, I mean how awesome is that? You can run home and try it out without having to worry about making a second stop for batteries. read more

This is where I bought my (second) ProtoPipe, and if you don't know what that is, I'm not telling. But it's worth an additional star. (I bought my original proty at Bizarre Bazaar, the late lamented head shop in Old Town, back when Wells Street still had character.) Egor's is really a head shop, with the understanding that paraphernalia is not enough to maintain a store these days, so erotic products are thrown in to cover the rent. As such, Egor's is neither fish nor fowl -- so to speak. It's sort of a 7/11 of sex and drugs. They don't have a huge selection, but you're in and out quickly. read more

As far as "adult stores" go, this one isn't too bad. The dude on the other side of the counter was very friendly and not pushy like some other shops tend to be. He also let us shop without feeling judged or rushed, which was a nice touch. The shop and collection of toys is a bit smaller than most shops but it is organized well and very clean. I thought the mixture of head shop and sex shop was a bit odd, but if it works - good for them! My only qualm with the place were the prices. I was looking at the lubes from one of the counters and one caught my eye. It was for an all natural lube with added protection. Ladies, you know protecting "her" is top priority! I asked to take a look at it and was almost knocked out by the sticker price.. $35! A bottle next to it was smaller and had a warming sensation to it. How much would that set you back? $25. Definitely don't go here if you're not looking to drop a lot of money for your pants party. read more

I revisited Egor's Dungeon. It was cold and I wanted to warm up. The sales woman, Alex, was very friendly and we talked about different types of whips, things for clitoral stimulation, brands, lube, common questions, materials, sexual revolution, etc. It was great! I never felt I was being sold something, I felt comfortable and attended to the whole time. When I wanted to see something, we put on gloves and she let me hold things. Which is great so I can get a feel for what the product really feels like in my hands. Some felt wonderful and others not as much. Even when other customers came in, I never felt unattended to. On top of talking about different products, she also informed me they were expanding to a new location. So exciting! The new location will be a bit more upscale with more intimate wear, and I can't wait to check it out. ^^ I believe it will be called Egor's Mistress on Berry and Broadway. We talked about glass and ceramic toys for a bit, and the option to chill or heat your toy. Which lead me to remembering I needed more and better lube than I had at home. In our much earlier conversation at this point she remembered that I had mentioned I had a Lelo Liv at home, (which is made of silicone) So when I mentioned lube she only showed me water based lube. (Because silicone lube on silicone toys actually damages them) I felt attended to, that Alex knew what she was talking about, and very happy with my purchase. Egor's Dungeon is a definite stop in for me when I can. Even if it is just to browse sex toys, and for ideas, I stop into Egor's Dungeon. read more

Handcuff's [x] Body Paint [x] Bottle of Comet Cleaner [x] and last but not least ... Pride Rolling Paper [x] I've been going to Egor's for about 3-4 years and I love it here. It's definitely a hole in the wall type shop and the have a sister store near by called Secrets for all your smoking pleasure. The prices are reasonable nor do you want to get to cheap with your adult toys. Movies, Pipes, Hide away storage novelties, blow up dolls and more! There's a gentlemen who usually is wearing a ninja bandanna who is a complete sweet heart and makes the experience all the better. I recommend for first timers trying out Egor for a size. read more

The thing about Egor's is that it was primarily a head shop and had to tack on the smut business to keep things going. So if you go in, expect to be led towards the head shop items (that's where the register is) and expect to be reminded of their sister shop that sells more smoking paraphernalia. Once you get past those items, you'll realize that the smut section of their store is pretty interesting and the prices are usually better than the other Belmont locations. The selection itself is a bit lacking - aside from a giant wall of dildos and vibrators, the remaining products that are supposed to be the really interesting side of smuttiness is usually lacking. Sure, you can pick up some bachelorette party items, or pick up a deck of cards with smut printed on them, but aside from that, there's very little. The place could use with a little more in the BDSM category - not enough to scare away the vanilla crowd, but enough to keep non-vanilla crowds entertained and buying up some merchandise. Either way, the place gets four stars in my book just for the prices alone - and because while you'll never leave the store without hearing about head shop stuff, you'll also never leave the store without batteries if your purchase requires them because they care about their customers and getting repeat business. (And while I knocked their selection of kinky merchandise, I have to admit that they've got a good selection of handcuffs and all the pairs I've bought came from this store.) read more

Well.. when you go to a kind of creepy sex shop, you shouldn't be surprised to come in contact with creepy people. Still, I was. There was an old wino lurking inside, who seemed to forever be in between chugging a not-so-secret forty he had tucked under his jacket and pulling out his personal bits to have some fun with the naked women on the dvd covers. Charming. The guy who worked there yelled at him a few times, but I didn't feel he was adamant enough about kicking him out of the shop. The place is small and.. well I just didn't want to risk getting too close to this unruly fellow, so we left before long. I wasn't too disappointed because we really only came here at the request of a non-Chicagoan, who wanted a taste of the flavor of boystown. I can buy my fun-box items (I'm talking about an actual box here) and watch porn for free online, thank you very much. read more

First time at a sex shop. The employee working was nice but not very helpful with deciding on a product. I get home and after a quick Amazon search I realize I paid 3 times the amount ! Could have had this delivered and saved some cash. On top of it all the product was pretty mediocre. I'm not usually somebody to leave any sort of Yelp review but I just feel like I got ripped off and would advise to find a better sex shop. read more

Sadly, its obvious that Egors is succumbing to the difficulties of running a brick and mortar store. Stopped in and made an impulse gift purchase that was not returnable and non negotiable and found out that the item was THREE TIMES cheaper elsewhere. Called to see if anything could be done and was given the scripted response of other places dont have to pay light bills. Looks like I personally paid the light bill this month. First and last time in. read more

So I'm throwing the Bachlorette finally and I waited last minute to purchase some of the items. I had went to a couple of other stores and the stuff was marked up probably $3-$5 dollars more. The sales guy told me that they can beat any price, wish I would of known that before I bought some other stuff. I hope my party turns out pretty good. I bought some penis ice cube trays which I'll be making some jello shots out of with some grapes for added effect. read more

Paco is such a sweet man! Paco answered all my questions and was super friendly to my friends and I! It had been at least three months between my first and second visit and he still remembered me so I will DEFINITELY be a loyal and frequent customer. read more

Paco, helped me find the best bullet in my price range that satisfies all my needs. I am having the best time with myself ladies and gentlemen and no-binary folk. I use it in the shower everywhere I can to be honest. All the functions just has made experience all these different orgasms. What I love I can also use it with partners. Them on me.. me on the stimulation everywhere. read more

Walked in yesterday with my boyfriend. This the first shop I ever walked in like this . There was this girl with blond short hair . She was amazing and attentive, it's a judge free zone . The girl answered all my questions including my boyfriends. She even recommended us things we could use. I will definitely be back ! read more

Came in here out of curiosity not because I needed a sex toy. Was not really impressed Tabou is next door and had more selection and items like clothes and makeup. I also got reprimanded for taking pictures whoops but the cute blonde that works there did explain to me that people really can use the giant dildos and buttplugs, nice to know :0 read more

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Late-ish last night the boy and I are wandering around Belmont, feeling frisky. Tabou Taboo is closed, what to do? Good thing Egor's Dungeon is right next door! It's actually only the second time I've been in the store, and my first time buying anything. There was a surprising amount of people in the store, or maybe it was just because the space is a bit small. Be sure to look up and catch a glimpse of the giant inflatable penis hanging above your head. We looked, giggled, and finally got the nerve to actually start checking out some of the products. Needless to say, we found something interesting for under $20. Not bad. Staff guy was super nice, and entertaining. He gave us a lighter with the store's info inscribed on it, because as he says "We burn up the competition!" Way to go, dude. It was fun! read more

Giving a 1 star review due to the horrible sales service received in store yesterday, July 5. Walked in with a couple of girlfriends, mid-conversation. We're chatting away and the girl behind the sales counter starts yelling "HELLO?!?" at us louder and louder for some reason? I guess she'd been trying to get our attention when we arrived, but we didn't hear her. Once I realized she was talking to me I greeted her pleasantly and she said "Thanks for the acknowledgement." sarcastically and walked away laughing, which was completely unnecessary. Not sure who she is, but she had a short boy-looking haircut dyed blonde on top, and a horrible attitude. From that point on as we walked around the store she seemed to pointedly be ignoring us as if we were the problem. Also, the general in-store selection of Egor's left much to be desired. read more

Well... When you enter a creepy looking sex shop, as other's have mentioned, you would expect to find creepy people. Not so with Egor's Dungeon. Egor's Dungeon is a great hole in the wall sex shop located on Belmont Ave right next to Tabou Taboo, which can make it seem redundant until you actually go into the shop. While Tabou Taboo has a great selection of outfits, I find its selection of toys to be rather lacking. Egor's Dungeon on the other hand is much more toy oriented. Not only that, but typically it's cheaper then Tabou Taboo, which unlike when you're buying other sex commodities... is actually a good thing, especially when it's literally the same product. I went in there with a female friend and neither of us felt intimidated or out of place. The people were helpful and always gave us suggestions if we asked them anything. They would give us their opinions on stuff and it seems always tried to steer us towards the best quality for the price items, which I found extremely refreshing. Also, if you are looking for more then just hard core toys or similar items, they have a great selection of novelty items as well as movies. Good service, decent selection, good prices... there isn't much more one could really wish for. This place is certainly recommended. read more

Got a bottle of lubricant, and after use my partner had a severe rash. Bottle was at her house, but she had left the country and she and her doctor wanted to know what was in that stuff. I went back to take a photo of the bottle and hoped the ingredients were listed. The proprietor was extremely rude and refused to let me take the picture. He said he didn't allow photos or videos in the store. I said all I want is a picture of the bottle. He finally let me take one picture, and on the way out said "You're cheap." (?) This guy is a real a-hole, and I concur with others that this place should not get our money and should be avoided. read more

It certainly creates a gleefully smutty vibe in combining a head shop with sex toys. However, because it's so small, it handicaps them so that they can't really compare to the other specialty shops in either area. read more

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This store is smaller than Taboo and it is also kinda of pricey! I didn't buy anything but the staff was nice! read more

Don't buy hanger outfits there. There's no dressing room. You can't even try corsets on over your clothing! Are you freaking kidding me??? The front desk girl was a b-i-t-c-h. I ended up spending $90 on a Large corset when I should have gotten a Medium (NO REFUNDS ALLOWED). TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY!! Girl working there is totally unenthusiastic about her job as well. NO FUN AT EGOR'S DUNGEON. Boooooo read more

Amazing staff and open and inviting atmosphere. You'll leave with better stuff and a lot more knowledge than if you'd just gone online somewhere. 10/10 recommend! read more

Though small, & no dressing room to try on the few clothing items they have, I like this place a lot better than Taboo-Tabou. I received friendly greetings from both associates, as well as assistance with their toys after a few min of browsing their selection. They were both pretty "chatty", the male more so than the female. They both seemed to have knowledge of the products, even if they didn't own some of them. They weren't overly annoying thankfully, b/c normally I only like assistance if I ask. One of the items I was interested in I had seen online at a couple sites before, & found it at Egor's at a better price than some online shops as well as other sex shops in the area---so I believe their prices are pretty decent & competitive. They had a few apparel items, including a couple of non-fetish items like the mid-length, flowy, summer skirts but I didn't check those price tags. There's a small glass case near the door with a little selection for smokers. They also have a small case of "higher-end" or "luxury" toys. Not a bad selection of bondage schtuff on the wall at all based on the size of the store! Seems like they have most of the basics, with a few extras that you wouldn't see at a Lover's Lane for example. Novelty/party items were kind of lacking, but I didn't focus on that much b/c I generally don't give a crap about that cheezzzzz. lol On a Sat night, only saw a few couples in there, no creeps detected here. And there was a baseball game earlier that day too. lol ;0P I received a coupon for $5 off my next purchase of $25 or more, something of that nature, as I purchased my items. Bottom line: tight space with a selection on the smaller side, but decent prices & helpful, seemingly knowledgeable staff. I'd go back again if I was in the area or if I couldn't find a cheaper price online for certain toys. I wish I could have seen a hunchback as part of the staff or even as a mascot though, greeting me with *lisp* "Welcome to my Dungeon, Masssssssster or Sssssservant??!" That would make it creepy, in a good way.......though it might bring in more creeps so, wait, scratch that! lol read more

Good selection, but when I went, the employees weren't friendly, the store was sort of grimy, and they had tons of transphobic DVDs and the like on display. I was so disgusted, I didn't return. read more

I had a very unfriendly encounter with a woman (possibly the manager). I was trying to buy three bottles of room deodorizers (I have a lot of rooms), and I forgot my $5 off coupon. They literally hand these things out to everyone after every purchase. I left mine in my friend's car, which was parked 4 blocks away. I asked if she could let that slide, and I got a very snide response that the coupon had to be in my hand in order to get the discount. I understand that she is technically correct, but good businesses don't try to squeeze every penny out of a customer at every opportunity. Be cool. Let the coupon thing slide in the future. I'll be buying my room deodorizers and VCR cleaners elsewhere. Probably online from Canada. read more

Not a store I'd ever really shop at, but I was phoning around trying to find somewhere that has dick balloons as a gag for a friend's birthday. The associate who answered the phone told me that they carry them. I said great, do you have any idea about pricing? He said "I can't discuss that over the phone". I informed him that I'd rather not take a drive up from the south side of the city only to find that a balloon is too expensive for my taste. He told me "too bad". Rude, unprofessional. Not that I'd shop here in the first place, but it looks like plenty of people have had issues with them as well. read more

not alot of variety, kinda small and dont really appreciate being watched so weirdly. Taboo Taboo near there is much better.