I love Eastbourne, don't get me wrong. I live here because I like it so much. I even like the pier for what it is - but it's just a bit of a missed opportunity really.
There are a few good things about it:
1. There's a tea room which does a really good high tea called The Victorian or something. They bring it on a silver cake stand which has sandwiches at the bottom, scones in the middle and slices of cake at the top. It's really, really nice and lots of fun. The tea is as weak as widdle of course, but that's England for you. You can guzzle down cake while looking at the town and away to Beachy Head in the distance. It's ace.
2. The bar at the end (I forget the name) is quite nice now that its been done up. They don't do much in the way of beer - just the usual gassy continental lager, but they have Murphy's. It's child-friendly and the seating is comfy.
3. You can walk up to the end and back.
... and that's about it really. The penny arcade is as you'd expect, worn old carpets, blaring machines and wildly over-priced kiddie rides. The overall condition of the pier is cruddy with lots of broken bits. It lacks character and feels worn-out and the paltry offerings in the shabby shops are feeble and deeply uninspiring. A gift shop offers crummy 'London' memorabilia (why?) along with the usual kitsch dolphin statuettes and tea towels. There's a 'weigh and pay' where you can buy sweets and peanuts that must have been sitting in their big plastic tubs for several years waiting for an old lady to come in and stock up for the long coach trip home and a glass-blowing studio where lovers of glittering swans and teddy bears can fill their boots. Great. So where's the good stuff? Well, there isn't any really. Ever been to Southwold Pier? http://www.southwoldpier.co.uk It's amazing. Bags of character, supported well by the council and local people alike, in beautiful well kept condition, a must-see part of the town, top quality restaurant, amazing arcade designed and maintained by local celebrity-eccentric Tim Hunkin. An asset to the town. Eastbourne pier? Well, (shrug) it's alright. read more