Brighton Pier is legendary, at least in England. This is iconic Victorian era pleasure pier originally opened in 1899, providing cheeky, tacky, silly, and whimsical amusements for over 100 years. £2 entry fee is a recent thing, but as you wander the pier you'll quickly see that this aging, rotting, yet wonderful place needs some serious upkeep and a new paint job. But if you come later in the evening its free. Other notes: - A decent variety of silly amusement rides including a carousel,s small rollercoasters, spinning things that make you nauseated, and my favorite: The Horror Hotel. -Arcade: modern video games, with old classic games. -Crappy overpriced food vendors -Panoramic views of the ocean and Brighton's beaches -Hungry seagulls stalking you as you walk. -Nostalgia, history, vintage, and Victorian era awesomeness. read more

Very good but machine stole my 10p so they owe me Haunted Hotel is fire Planks are scary read more

Very fun place with decent views and fun rides that I always loved going to as a kid whenever my family came to visit England. While a lot of the pier remains as charming as it was, the area around the Brighton marina seems to have fallen into disrepair, causing a noticeable increase in dirt, grime, and trash in the area which has sadly spread to the pier itself along with the nasty smells that accompany it. So while the pier still retains much of its charm from years past, it does have issues with being unclean at times. read more

An excellent way to divest yourself of money you don't need. Either buy one of the cards for rides, or head to the gaming arcade, or even just drop it ( or any other belongings) on the boards outside and watch it disappear into the actual sea! In all seriousness, it _is_very atmospheric, and you could just watch all the drunk adults on the rides if you wanted. read more

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The Brighton Pier is iconic and worth a quick visit when you are in Brighton, but it is nothing spectacular. It is essentially a miniature amusement park complete with old rides, an arcade, and a tiny section for gambling. There are lots of stands for typical amusement park food - think candy floss, donuts, crepes, and fish and chips. I had a savory crepe from one of the stands and it was standard. One thing to note is that many of the stands on and around the pier are cash only, so it's a good idea to stop by the ATM before you arrive. It's worth a stroll down and back for the experience, but it's nothing terribly exciting or special. read more

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Oh, I do like to be beside the seaside! Just like in the song. This is a fun, lively, active pier. Arcades, games, restaurants, fishing, souvenirs, snacks, ice cream. This is why I like English piers more than American ones. Good times. Lots of people out and about on and near the pier. Great views across the open waters. It goes quite far out. This pier is a local classic institution. read more

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Walking around the seafront in Brighton in February is certainly not the warmest activity. With the wind, the rain, the mist, and the frigid temperatures I think most people would rather be indoors enjoying the view through a window whilst downing pots of hot tea. Brighton Palace Pier is worth putting down the pot of tea and budling up. I didn't partake in any of the amusements that were open, but I took an amazing walk and a few pictures while I people watched and let my imagination run wild about how much fun this place must be in milder weather. The atmosphere of the pier makes you reminisce about times past and somehow had me with visions of myself in a long dress with a bustle and a parasol strolling along in the afternoon sun. "By The Sea" from Sweeney Todd plays in the background of my daydream. My gloved hand holding my husband's as he tries to impress me with some game of strength on the pier. He wins me a trinket and coyly swoon. Snapping back to my reality of two down coats, layers of clothes, and a scarf, I realize that the only real part of my daydream was my gloves and that they are not sufficient to keep my fingers warm! Pitbull plays in the background as a few wet thrill-seekers board a nearby ride. read more

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Two of us came on a Monday morning in February, and I acknowledge this is off-season, but a lot more effort could have been given to this establishment. Time arrived: We came before it opened, but gates opened right at 11AM. Surrounding the gates are a variety of ice cream and coffee kiosks, which unfortunately only take CASH, NO CARDS. Inside, we walked past a variety of stands with large letters and what used-to-be-vibrant colors, but were largely faded and forgotten it appeared. It was honestly a sad experience to walk through and have the Arcade as literally the only thing open. Children rushed through by the sides looking to see what rides or activities were open but nothing was open except those Arcades. I will say the Arcades were well stocked, but mostly were the types of games you play to rack of tickets for mediocre prizes. The claw grabbing games were mostly puppy dog plushes. Overall, it is quite a long stretch to walk down, but going down that lonely path of what used to be or what could be left something majorly to be desired for in the Winter time. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND RETURN during the winter (at least, but I don't know how much credit I would give for the summer time). read more

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Just another Pier - ok for a quick visit On our way through the UK we stopped in famous Brighton for two nights. On the to-do list of course was the famous pier. And it IS a looker, makes some great pics. But the pier itself is nothing new. I've visited other piers around the world in bigger and smaller cities. And this one adds nothing new. There's nothing really wrong about it.....but it's more of the same. And packed with people (...ok, we're part of it). Arcades, rides, fast food, ice cream. Been there - done that. It's alright for a quick visit. Take a few pics, have a quick stroll. That's it. Doesn't allow dogs too - at least our doggy didn't miss anything much. read more

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For many visitors, the Palace Pier is synonymous with Brighton. One of the last piers to be constructed in England, it was built to replace the famous but decaying 'Chain Pier' opened in 1823. Work on the new pier started in 1891 and was completed ten years later, although the formal opening took place in 1899. Designed by R St George Moore, it was built solely as an amusement and pleasure enterprise. 1,760ft (533.3m) long and covering 2.5 acres with a 1,500-seater pavilion at the seaward end, it was complimented by smaller pavilions containing dining rooms, grill rooms, smoking rooms and (!) reading rooms. There was an electric tramway running along the centre, and provision was made for bathers at the pier head, as well as a landing stage for pleasure boats. In 1910, an ornate pavilion and winter garden was added towards the landward end. The disused landing stage was demolished in 1973, but a heavy storm during the works also damaged the Oriental Theatre building. This was dismantled in 1986, supposedly for restoration, and the present amusement arcade erected in its place. Despite pleas from various heritage organisations, it now looks unlikely that the theatre will be rebuilt. The current owners also changed the name to the 'Brighton Pier' from 'Palace Pier' in 2000 (ignoring the West Pier less than a mile away). The Pier to-day contains all the usual tacky amusements you'd expect, from candy-floss and fish'n'chips to 'try your luck' stalls, and at the far end is a small funfair the rides being given an extra element of thrill by the fact you are so high above (and sometimes literally suspended over) the sea. The Pier features in both the iconic book and film 'Brighton Rock', as well as other novels, films and TV series. However, one would now search in vain for one of the 'reading rooms' with which the original was provided read more

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Honestly, I'm not really one of those people who happens to be a huge fan of amusement parks, despite the fact that I have visited a number of them (including Disneyland). However, Brighton Pier certainly seems to be one of those places to check out, even if you don't happen to be one of those people that really wants to go on a ride. One interesting thing that I discovered was that they had pokie machines in one of the areas, which was really surprising because not even Australia, the land of the billion pokie machines, even goes that far. There are also a couple of bars, and number places to grab some food. It's interesting, and free, but nothing fantastic. read more

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One of the most reviewed locations in Brighton is, of course, the Brighton Pier, which is one of those attractions one pictures straight away upon thinking about the south coast city, it opened in 1899 and it is 525 meters in length, interestingly it is a Grade II listed pier. I was lucky enough to stay opposite the Pier during my night in Brighton, although the hotel was dreadful and an insult to the Hilton brand name it carried, the Hilton Brighton Metropole had stunning views of the Pier from the Breakfast area and restauraunt, which I can only presume they hoped would distract you from their terrible food and service. The Pier is a short walk away from the Railway Station or you can get the number 14 or 27 buses, of course, there are more buses which go from the main road near Churchill Square however but these offer a direct service. It is a typical Pier, quite similar to Blackpool in a way, it doesn't seem to have a lot of exciting businesses along the Pier, a wasted opportunity in a way as sitting down with a lunch or coffee which tasted good, while gazing at the Pier would be pretty cool. The bold prominent "Brighton Pier" writing is also quite flagship and cool. Brighton and Hove is a seaside city, and the pier is one of the things which makes the city unique and stand out from the crowd and other cities, although it isn't too impressive, it is pretty nice to have in the city, and although improvements to make it more of the place to be, can and should be made it still warrants a solid three-star rating. read more

One of the best peirs in the uk. It's really expensive but its 100% worth it. They have an arcade, pubs and attractions. I have fun everytime I go here read more

Fun, crowded spot, primarily for families. The Brighton Pier attracts a lot of visitors and is bustling on a summer weekend. The food is okay--typical of the sorts of dining you'd find at most touristy places. The pier has some historic buildings that are interesting to visit, but you may find them crowded and quite loud, as gamblers and gamers enjoy the frenetic place. On the end of the pier, you'll find some rides ranging from appropriate for the little ones to rides designed to test your nerves. It's basically a lively amusement park crammed on to a historic pier, and if that's your sort of thing, you'll enjoy a visit to Brighton Pier. read more

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Typical seaside town in U.K. you will find this type of indoor and outdoor amusement park. It's usually packed during the summer. Lots of pinball machines to choose from and along the deck shops selling small snacks. Walk towards the end, you will find a restaurant will full service beer counter. read more

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A must visit that always entertains. It's noisy, and smelly, and crowded, and gaudy, and an icon that must never change. I adore Brighton Pier. Nothing beats a wind-lashed walk to the very end, past the gangs of Hen Nighters, to gaze out across the waters. I love the section just over the shore line when the tide is coming in and huge waves crash and break. The noises and colours and flickering lights in the arcades are alluring and repellant in equal measure. But the best thing to do, is grab a drink and a bag of melt-in-the-mouth doughnuts, and sit and people watch for an hour. read more

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Oh poor Brighton Pier. I feel sorry for it. Such a historical landmark in its own right, but yet somehow, its a Brightonians worst nightmare. I'm sure many will agree that when friends and relatives come to visit, the first place they want to head to is the Pier. But why? It's noisy, it smells funny, there's an arcade, the fun fair looks like it's about to drop off the end, and who really ever eats rock? But I must admit, simply seeing this place reminds me of what an awesome city I live in. I see the bright, broken lights of Brighton Pier and I think 'Yes! I live in a cool place.' And Sarah-Jane B is right, if you want wild sea views then this is the place to come. Just don't look down the cracks in the floor-boards. read more

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You've not really 'been' to Brighton until you've been to Brighton pier. *ahem* I mean the 'Palace Pier' to give her real name! Grade II listed and 115 years old - it's a really impressive landmark. Structurally it still holds its late Victorian grandeur, but suffers a bit of an identity crisis with the mix of vintage charm and garishly modern amusements. The old theatre was removed in the 1980s and replaced with a domed amusement arcade. I usually swerve this section as it is like being trapped in a nightmare. The noise. The lights. The crowds. It's so generic, you could be anywhere. My advice would be to continue your stroll around the building and admire the landscape and seascape from the boardwalk. Now the back end is a lot of fun. It's a bit like a miniature Coney Island. This is the kind of silly fairground excitement I can deal with. The Horror Hotel, Wild River log flume, Turbo rollercoaster, the bumper cars, the carousel and more. There is something for everyone. There is also an amazing view to be had from the top of the Helter Skelter. The only ride I haven't been on is the Super Booster because I'm not that crazy! Good luck to all who dare. read more

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It's not sophisticated or clever, but Brighton Pier (although I still call it the Palace Pier - we're supposed to be a 2 pier town, dammitt!) is fun, shiny and silly. There are two big amusement arcades, beeping and glowing with various games. A selection of spinning and whirring rides, including dodgems, waltzer, ghost train. Stalls where you can win a fluffy fish or have your palm read. Candy floss, doughnuts and fish and chips. And of course, the legendary Horatio's karaoke bar. The British seaside in all its tacky glory. read more

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This is a mini amusement park. Not only does it have a variety of rides, it also an arcade where you can gamble away your hard earned money. Lots of really bad food choices too. I suppose that's to be expected at an amusement park. But how many donut stands do we really need here?? View of the city is pretty nice. Especially nice as the fog rolls in. Definitely worth a walk to the end even if you buy nothing. read more

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Brighton Pier was everything I hoped and feared it would be: a windswept pier extending into the sea, of dubious health and safety credentials and densely packed with shops offering 'world-famous' Brighton rock, rides precariously close to the edge and an amusement arcade. I and my fellow London Yelpers didn't partake in any of the entertainment or produce on offer, but no matter, as there was plenty of other thrills and chuckles to be had marvelling at all that was around us. In fact, for someone such as myself who finds the innocent and spirited tackiness of dated theme parks (think the film 'Adventureland') somewhat amusing, Brighton Pier is a dependable source of constant hilarity. Despite this, it's not somewhere I'd rush to go back to. Indeed, probably the best things the Pier offers are the excellent views of Brigton and its beaches, which are worth checking out even if you're adverse to everything else on the Pier. One tip if you do go: don't look down! If you do, you'll notice yet another aspect of the Pier that makes you feel slightly unsafe: the wooden planks you're walking on have a one inch gap between them, allowing you to see the foaming sea directly below! I was completely unaware of this until half-way down the Pier Alex S oh-so-unhelpfully pointed it out. So keep your eyes ahead! read more

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After spending an evening in Brighton with a couple friends we had a few free hours in the morning to explore before our train home. The Brighton pier is probably one of the most well known parts of the city and we decided to take a little wander along it. We ended up in the arcades and enjoyed a dance off on Dance Dance Revolution and spend a few 10p's on the 'horse races'. The highlight was most certainly the Mrs Pac Man air hockey table, which is a bit pricey at £2.00 but had us hooked for 3 games... £6 well spent I'd say. After our fun shenanigans in the arcade we headed to the end of the pier, which has a wide variety of fair ground rides. Unfortunately due to time constraints we did not have a chance to enjoy any of the rides.... We'll be back! read more

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If you don't have children or a gambling addiction then Brighton pier, like pretty much every British pier, is a place to avoid. And with either children or a love of throwing money away, it's still probably best to look elsewhere. Traversing the two separate and needlessly large arcades, with their tinnitus inducing incessant ringing and desire to render everyone in the vicinity to suffer from photosensitive epilepsy is frankly hellish. And all this in January when there are next to zero punters. Arrival at the end of the pier leaves you with a view of fairground ride after fairground ride, right to the very end of the thing. The sea is there to see, but expect a circuitous detour involving blind alleys and obstacles in place merely to further the hideousness of the rides. Needless to say that my first visit to Brighton pier will be my last (unless I develop a serious gambling addiction and find a fortune in 2 pence coins). read more

Brighton Pier - At least the view from the end makes the soul destroying arcades and fair ground attractions tolerable. - Landmarks & Historical Buildings Near Me - Brighton, BNH

I am not a big fan of arcade games so I usually don't go inside the pier, what I like to do usually is walk to the end of the pier while eating an ice cream. I love the view from the pier, especially on a very sunny day, all the white buildings contrasts well with the colour of the sea and the beach's rocks. read more

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Don't look down, don't look down. How many miles into the sea am I? None? Well my fear makes me feel like in well into the ocean! Walking down Brighton, passed the Pavilion and ending up on the Pier was pretty awesome. I knew it was very popular so u decided to check it out. It was a beautifully sunny day, 'Everyday is like Sunday' was on repeat in my head and I decided to walk to the end. But I'm deathly afraid of heights, I can't swim on command (need to get my bearings first) and I had my precious iPod that I couldn't get wet! But onward I went. Aside from the fear it was pretty coolZ the huge arcade in the center was a bit odd but I loved that they had a bathroom and a break from the spaces between the planks. After the arcade I made it to the end and it was worth it. The view was just pretty amazing! Here I was looking out into the sea on the Brighton Pier and my friends were stuck in boring NYC offices. Yes, I sent them all photos as I walked. I didn't eat anywhere or play arcades or go to the casino part but it was cool. I'd love to go back on a day when the ocean isn't so calm. Must be amazing! read more

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The pier is always a great place to go to when in Brighton I mean what's not to like by being on the coast The pier does have a lot to offer rides amusements side games food drink all in a relaxed way. You can even have a deckchair for free but I'm told you have to get there early for that read more

Brighton Pier is a must and 100% worth visiting with a group of friends, family or the perfect place for a date. My favourite thing about the pier is it has retained a vintage feel, but it is still very contemporary with what it has to offer visitors. The pier itself features a fun fair and games arcade (be careful not to spend all your spare change) along with plenty of food and drink options, freshly fried hot doughnuts, ice cream, fish and chips and a few bars for adults. You can also purchase a wrist band for £20 to go on all the rides in the fun fair area (this would keep the whole family entertained for quite some time. So if you go on five rides you can really make the wristband worthwhile - a fair trade in my eyes. I would recommend visiting the pier in the summer months as the sun makes the experience a whole a lot more memorable! read more

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Brighton Pier was one of the first tourist spots I hit up during my time abroad at University of Sussex. It was a very pretty area, especially around sunset and at night when the lights are on. The pier is next to the beach which is unique since it's not sand but stone/small smooth pebbles next to the water. It allows you to do a stroll up and done with lots of activities to do and sights to see. There are a good amount of street performers. Around the pier, there are lots of bars and restaurants to check out. I definitely suggest taking the special someone here for a first date or taking a tourist out of town for a chill night out. read more

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Who wants to party Las Vegas style?? Well you'd probably be best off in Las Vegas then, this is a poor man's Fear and Loathing-but in for a penny, in for a pound. The Pier is loads of fun, games, rides, food and all the fresh air your lungs can handle. In the winter there is something rather sad about seeing lots of elderly people spend entire afternoons relentlessly pushing 2p coins in the vein but achievable pursuit of more 2p's. Two tips: if you're eating food, look out for the seagulls.And don't waste your money on the Ghost Train. read more

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There is not much to say about it that has not been said before! It may be tacky but I do love this kind of stuff (amusement park, theme park, whatever you wanna call it..)! It's not too big but enough to have a wonderful view over Brighton. The deck-chairs are free for hire, so grab one (if you are lucky enough to find one available) take a seat and contemplate the view! At the sunset is even better when the lights are on and mixed with music, sounds and sunset colours making it perfect! I might not have been in any of the rides, my heart wouldn't allow me to but they were so appealing and being over the water adds extra adrenaline. Also, there is something for everyone like attractions, candy floss, fish and chips, doughnuts etc. However I will just stick with the great view! I do love a colourful sunset! And yes, I do love a tacky amusement park! So what's not to like?!? read more

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This is like the piers in Long Beach or the Jersey shore, just not as extensive. It's worth going to if it is on your way. I would also recommend Black Pool near Liverpool as well. FYI, there is a lot of marijuana being smoked on the beach if you have kids. read more

Brighton Pier is a little slice of holiday happiness. I adore it here. In fact, I only ever come here when I'm running away from London for the day. I'm absolutely certain the all life's problems can be solved with a walk to the end with a bag of overpriced chips. Works for me anyway. Yes, it's expensive. Yes, it's a tacky horrible tourist trap. But hello!!!! We're at the seaside! What more did you expect?! I don't think that's the kind of thing that should be shunned. The penny falls machines are far too exciting for a start. I would have a very twee gambling addiction if I lived by the beach. I love those machines. They remind me of being a kid with my mum. That makes me happy. The jingly music makes me happy. The seaside wouldn't be the same without a rubbish arcade. Best (and cheapest) chips are at the front of the Pier before you go in. Grab some and walk all the way down to the end, maybe have a go on the Helter Skelter. And enjoy the fact that you're not at work, you're at the seaside. read more

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This pier is the image of Brighton for many tourist. After ten years of living in Brighton I still like to enjoy its experience t least once a year. The fun fair section is kept up to date with the latest rides that can be incorporated on the pier. No doubt the management would love bigger and better rides but they are limited on the size of the pier platform. The ghost train is not as good as the old one that burnt down. Its more child friendly, which means adult won't enjoy it so much. The doughnuts are a dream. But, a word of warning the sea gulls love them too! My friend had one snatched right out of her hand in broad daylight! I don't care much for the slot machines but its obvious others do. All in all piers are asset to a sea side resort. Many piers are falling into disrepair. Brighton should be proud of this gem. read more

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As far as piers go, Brighton's one remaining standing pier is one of the best. It has rides at the end that are a tad pricey but incredibly good fun. It also has some decent bars on it and also has some fun games like Dolphin Derby. If you are looking for food, you have restaurants that serve traditional fish and chips. There are also stalls that sell doughnuts, waffles, candy floss and the traditional Brighton rock - yum! The view from the pier is wonderful as well as you can see very far along the coast and now that the i360 has been built you get a great view of that from the pier. The one main downside is the price. Pretty much everything on the pier is really quite pricey. I would recommend going elsewhere nearby for food personally. read more

Anyone who's watched David Suchet's Poirot will have a special place in their hearts for Brighton Pier. Featured in many mysteries, I was excited to finally walk along the very same path where Poirot & his little gray cells solved the crime Beautiful views from the boardwalk looking onto the Pier & beautiful views from the Pier looking out on the ocean, onto the beach & into the city.... it's a win-win There are fast-food-type restaurants like fish n chips; there are candy & ice cream shops...... the food is greasy & overpriced but totally expected & I can safely say Santa Monica Pier in Los Angeles boasts the same wares & fares Rickety amusement park rides complete the full Pier experience & the overall feel definitely offers a sense of nostalgia & a glimpse of what it must have been like for newcomers years & years ago, who came to Brighton for their trip of the year - to sea bathe, drink in culture, & be amazed by the lights & sounds of Brighton Pier.... I can almost see the Victorian-dressed ladies in their umbrellas right now ... Great excuse to come to the beach! read more

Bright lights Wide floorboards Loud music Fast rides Doughnuts Candy floss Waltzers Dodgems Slot machines Laughter Fortune tellers & breath-taking views of the wild sea read more

I went here in mid April '17 and it was cold and not very busy for a weeknight. Kind of expected. A lot of bars, restaurants and shops were closed even when the hours said they should be open. We didnt do much but walk around but the area was very clean and quiet. I love the beach and how its all stones and there isnt any sand on this beach. Very different than normal. Kind of reminded me of Glass Beach in California where Im from. Well I cant wait to come back to visit family and check this place out again in the summer. Im sure its more lively then. read more

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All the fun of the pier! A great place, full of family fun! We visited on a rainy day but it didn't dampen our spirits - the kids enjoyed the arcade, posing for funny pictures, watching the seagulls & waves. They especially enjoyed dancing along the pier to the music that was pumping out of the speakers. read more

Good old Brighton Pier. As far as pier's go, this one is alright! Known as Brighton Pier to visitors, and 'Palace Pier' to Brightonians, the pier is one of Brighton's main attractions. When I used to work in the area, in the summer I loved to take a stroll to the pier and go and look at the sea on my lunch break. It has two arcades, with all the 2p machines you could want, as well as your bog standard grabbing machines and other arcade fayre. To be honest, as a resident of Brighton I don't really go to the pier very often, but when I have visitors down to stay, I always take them there and we have a good time. I had friends down at the weekend and we must have spent over an hour on the pier, winning tickets from the machines and getting naff (but funny) prizes. At the end of the pier there is a pub, 'Horatios' and a karaoke bar, as well as a small fairground area with a log flume, a couple of small roller coasters and rides for small children. I think my review might have been slightly different if I was writing as a visitor to Brighton, but as I've been here for a while now, it's not much of an attraction for me, although I still like to take a walk down there on sunny days. Anyone that lives in Brighton would know that the seagulls down here are like the mafia, and would also know never to eat chips on the pier! I can almost guarantee anyone that goes on the pier will witness some poor unsuspecting holiday maker get attacked by a seagull that will take their chips by any means necessary! Only this weekend I saw a seagull land on some poor girls head!! read more

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Come ye bombs and fall on Brighton Pier... it really is that bad. There's little to redeem this temple of tat, this horrible tourist trap that is Brighton's second most famous landmark. Honestly, don't go here: let the tourists be the one's there when the gods tire of its madness and let the pier crack off Brighton's coast and float out into the sea. Really, really rubbish entertainment for none of the family. What does the Pier offer? Overpriced, rubbish amusement park rides? Check. Overpriced, tasteless food? Check. An overpriced amusement arcade? Check. The worst bit about the amusement arcade is that there is a serious casino towards the end of it, and serious gamblers seem to congregate there... Who says: "Guys, let's play serious blackjack off the coast of Brighton when there are plenty of nice casinos in town"? Apart from all of this hogwash, the pier also sports various bars of the kareoke and normal variety. They too are overpriced (are you sensing the pattern here?), and normally full of the kind of denizen of Brighton you'd rather avoid. Unpleasant at best. To top it all off, there are vendors selling inedible (and yes, overpriced) food on the way in and out. There are no redeeming features here: the Palace Pier is officially Brighton's worst place to be. The views off the side are impressive, but to get out there you have to run the gamut of awful shops and horrible people. Just give it a miss! read more