There she was just a walking down the street
Singing Dumar Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Do
Snapping her fingers and ordering kebab meat
Singing Dumar Diddy Diddy Dam Diddy Do
It looks good - it tastes fine - it looks good it tastes fine and my bill was under $9
Before I knew it she was ordering for me
Singing Dumar Diddy Diddy Dam Diddy Do
We ran out on the bill so we got the meal for free
Singing Dumar Diddy Diddy Dam Diddy Do
In Britain, "Dumars" (phonetic) means something totally different. And honestly, you have to be a Dumars not to love Dumar's.
If it's cold out, this amazing food shawarma you right up.
Dumaran Dumaran were always one of my fave bands, and now I know why. They were named after this place. Simon LeBon and John Taylor are almost as tasty as these kebabs.
I've loved that band - and this kind of food - since I was only a three Gyrold. And a bit of a Dumars.
Houston actually has quite a few good Middle Eastern restaurants and I would say it even has more than its fair share compared to a lot of other large cities in the US. However this may be the best one of all. Other than Darband on Hilcroft, this is the gold standard that I have found in the Houston area for Middle Eastern food. And that's Persian, whereas this is closer to Lebanese - so different cuisines really. From the Lebanon/Holy Lands region, this is unequivocally number one. Way ahead of all the late night Barbar/Aseel type options.
People say I'm incapable of empathy, but I falafel for those people who have never been here. Absolutely afel. Unlike the French, who feel Eiffel. And the British, who are a bunch of Dumarses.
Every single thing they sell from the hummus to the kabobs to the bread and even the service is top-notch five-star excellent. We loved every bite and will be back here many times in future.
Like Roxette said... Hummus have been love. But it's over now. Because I acted like a Dumars.
The crazy thing about this place is that the owners are directly related to the owners of Doumar's - which is spelled differently - all the way out in Norfolk Virginia. And I've only eaten at probably five places in the Norfolk area and that is one of them. So what are the odds of that? It's also one of the most famous places to eat in all of Virginia, and has the claim to fame of having invented the first ice cream machine or something of that nature. I forget. And their Limeades are very famous - and delicious.
It's a pita that more people don't know how good this place is. But people are Dumarses.
Barbie said Dumar's (this one, not the Limeade place) has amazing Tabouli and wonderful Gyro. I agree. You need to get down here and try everything.
So I saw you here last week cutie. Do you come here kofte-n? Oh, I guess that pick-up line made me sound like a Dumars.
Anyway, there aren't nearly as many reasons to drive down to Sugar Land as there are to go out to Katy, but this is one of the five main reasons that we come to Sugar Land on a regular basis - Sharetea across the street is one of the others - and we will continue coming here for the spectacular food available at Dumar's.
Let's finish with a wrap. Because I'm a Dumars that likes to wrap.
I mean rap.
What's the best Lebanese? Well I heard a RUMOUR
That my triangle wants to get lost in your BERMUDA
If you head west to Arizona, you'll hit YUMA
Very dusty place, brown stains on your PUMAS
But I didn't notice, I'm staring at your BAZOOKAS
Not much to do, so let's get a motel SOONER
And I can make you cum real laude like a SUMMA
Peel you and make you juicy like a SATSUMA
Do Aztec rituals on your kitty like MONTEZUMA
Procreate with you, make a few Baby BOOMERS
Fly you round the world, spend a week in ARUBA
Redefine in-Fidel-ity like Castro in CUBA
Show you my trombone, and I'll play you like a TUBA
When I go down on my knees, you'll sing HALLELUJAH
I wanna dive deep and I don't mean SCUBA
You're a bad beach so I swim in your LAGUNA
You're marketable and I'm a rabid CONSUMER
You have the hoop and I have the HULA
I wanna put my Hammerhead in your BARRACUDA
Yes it's eight inches! Watch! (Pulls out a RULER)
OK, enough, I have a weird sense of HUMOUR
So if you're Salvadoran then make me a PUPUSA
Let's go to DUMAR'S like Harald and KUMAR
(wait, they went to... never mind)
But first, do my make up like JEFFREE STARR
Buy me implants, I don't mind the SCAR
Inject my lips until you've gone too FAR
(wait what??)
If you have a growth then I hope it's not a TUMOUR
If you have a Monia then I hope it's not PNEUMA
If you have a Tism then I hope it's not RHEUMA
If you hear OMC, I hope it's How BIZARRE
If you have a Thurman then I hope it can be UMA
If you eat Caviar, try Royal BELUGA
And if you have Chicken Of The Sea, it's TUNA!
If you're in Paris? Learn to say Au REVOIR
But if you're in Sugar Land - EAT AT DUMAR'S
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