They say you catch more flies with honey, but if getting my hair cut by Drew the Barber has been any indicator, you catch way more honeys when you fly.
When I was a younger lad, I used to be a one trick pony, as in I was dating this one trick but she was mad high maintenance and she thought she had Verizon confusing me with questions like "can you hear me now? are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single?" I had no answers. I had no style. No confidence. No game.
But something changed. What happened, you ask? I got my first haircut from Drew the Barber. I looked good. Real good. So I dropped that bad habit like a boost mobile phone-call on Bart. Long story short: before Drew became my barber, my life was in shambles.
But now, Drew the Barber cuts my hair before every successful endeavor I've ever embarked on since I decided to pony up and start doing me. I got my first fade with the hard part and a beard-trim line-up for my 21st birthday party in the City of Sin, and the dance floor at Tao has some secrets not even the Strip wants to stay in Vegas. I've gotten your standard classic fade, sleek bald fade with a straight razor finish, a fade-hawk with some sweet racing stripes, and countless designs that have never before been created and will never again be duplicated. His haircuts are always crisp, always fly, always clean.
It's a well known fact that getting your haircut in a barber shop is superior to sitting in front of the mirror at one of those in-and-out mock salons where you don't even know the name of the person with dazed dead eyes cutting your hair, let alone if those cold bony fingers holding that pair of rusty scissors have a license to do it or not. But what a lot of people complain about in barber shops is how long it takes to get your damn haircut, which isn't the problem here. You get the quality of a professional barber without the idle waiting around of other barber shops.
Getting cut by Drew is an investment for your immediate future. As an expert in his craft, he understands that time is money, and you get more than what you pay without losing your whole afternoon. That means more time to make moves for everybody involved.
Recap: if you want to look fly, set up an appointment with Drew the Barber, 'cause when you look good, you feel good; and when you feel good... Good things are bound to happen. read more