What a ripoff! I was ordering a late night meal via UberEats and thought I'd try this. They were offering two burgers for the price of one. What a deal, huh? Usually, places have minimum orders, especially for delivery, but I didn't see one. I did want some spuds and a lemonade with it, but the sequence of screens didn't allow for changing the order. I'd have to start all over again. After getting frustrated with that, I decided to just go ahead and try finishing the order with ONLY the burger. I expected it to not let me. But it did. HOWEVER, once it was delivered, joke was on me. See pic. That's one of the smallest, plainest burgers I've ever had. Dollar bill is for size comparison. Note there's no lettuce, no onlons, no mayo. Just some melted cheese, a puny burger and plain buns. That's it. And no second burger, either. For $15 plus a driver tip!?!?!? I called them, but the guy on the phone kept giving me the runaround, telling me to call UberEats, even though I emphasized it was their offer, their sent 'order', and I was paying them. Of course, on the UberEats website there's no real way to even contact them. They had a brand new customer. One that was ready to like 'em and do more busines. Not now. Quite the opposite. RIPOFFS!!!!!!!!!! read more

As the name suggests, this place isn't dirty. Sort of like how Michael Jackson says Bad when he really means good. Yeah... I wanted to write a colorful culinary review of this burger joint but I didn't want to put readers to sleep before I officially recommend Dirty Burger. If you are in London near Embankment or Vauxhall or Lambeth or at the MI6 headquarters, get your arse down to Dirty Burger and bite into the meaty cheesy greatness and enjoy the glorious french fries (frites) and the surprisingly savory donuts. DB is also hangover worthy as they stay open pretty late. As for the burgers, Dirty Burger encases the patties in exact proportion to the bun such that the bun is not violating the meat and toppings it's holding. I never appreciate things like that until I get a bun that dwarfs the meat. I don't know if they use local grass-fed cows, Angus, moose, Spanish Toros or whatever and I don't live in London so I really didn't care. But where ever the beef originated, god bless that place! Don't forget to top your burger! Onions are a must, cheese is a must and bacon is a must. You can't be calorie counting at DB. Attack those calories! Show 'em you ain't scared! The place is small but it serves the purpose. Decent background music and clean facility. Don't remember a toilet being there. Prices are great. A good meal for less than £9. Staff is efficient and courteous. 5***** no doubt! read more

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I ordered a vegan burger with ketchup, mustard, and NO mayo. I got a regular MEAT burger with only mayo. They made a note on the receipt that said, and I swear I am not making this up, "out of vegan patty, sub'd meat" It was indeed meat. Crazy. My husband got a burger and tots and no tots showed up either. I'm actually not writing this review out of disappointment. I'm just so amazed at the choice of substitution I had to share! read more

The food here is disgusting!!!! They completely messed up both orders and everything was cold. The food looks nothing in the pictures. The food is gross definitely don't recommend. If I can give 0 stars I would have selected that. read more

Are you the type of person who has all the potential to become a religious extremist but you have trouble buying into any of the mainstream world religions? Why not try the Church of Dirty Burger? Once you have tasted a Dirty Burger you will be filled with a new found understanding that you are closer to heaven while eating one than while eating any other burger and you will become consumed with a propensity to tell everyone else you meet. You will probably find yourself going door to door in your local neighbourhood trying to educate non believers to the joys of Dirty Burger and attending major sporting events so you can hold up placards. People won't take you seriously and will wonder how you can be so fanatical and obsessive over a burger, but that's because they haven't seen the light and it is your duty to save them. On the other hand if you aren't the religious type, or you are happy with your existing religion you are probably still going to love Dirty Burger. The burgers almost certainly contain more calories than the sun but the indulgence is totally worth it, the onion fries are great too. You won't regret getting down and dirty. read more

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Cheap and on point. There's only one thing on the menu, a cheeseburger for 5.50. It was pretty good, pretty much on the same level as other hipster-and-other-wannabes burger joints though with different toppings. This had pickles that blended very well with the flavour. The meat was of similar quality and well seasoned. I passively accepted the generosity on the pepper as it created a bold but rounded aftertaste. I liked the fact this was cooked very well, I don't really like red burgers. It might be a trendy joint but there's a lot of chippy feel to it. The chips were superb. Again, chippy-style but well cooked and with a perfect crunch. The onion rings were just as good with interesting, fluffy batter that stuck to the onion, albeit getting a bit soggy after a while. I'll come to this place again and again and again. read more

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I came here under the influence of some Yelp reviews which raved about the excellence of this particular Dirty Burger. I had an opportunity to visit for a late lunch and I capitalized. It is a simple place with a counter and not much seating. There are only three burgers on the menu, but there is no need for huge variety if you have mastered what you make. I got the Dirty Bacon. I wanted an Oreo milkshake, but they had only chocolate and strawberry available when I visited. The burger was ready in about five minutes. It came wrapped up, so I pressed it down a bit to get it down to mouth size before I ate it. It was nice and warm and I could see the juices ooze out a bit. I unwrapped the burger and it was indeed a beauty. The sauce was dripping out and making the bun soggy, but I was eating the burger quickly enough for this not to matter. They cooked the meat patty to medium which is just how I enjoy it. As for the bacon, it would be appropriate to call it a slab rather than a slice. What a nice surprise! But best of all was the grilled cheese. This made the burger for mine; much better than just including a slice of cheese. The burger was delicious with every mouthful as good as the last. I even found a bit of the grilled cheese in my wrapper after I finished, so I got to have one last extra taste of cheese. Happiness washed over me. The restaurant is literally around the corner from the Vauxhill station and there are signs to help you find it. It has late opening hours in the weekends, so it is convenient when you crave Dirty Burger after hours. Five stars all day long. I strongly encourage you to try it for yourself. read more

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Fast service, convenient location and a great burger - I stopped in for a quick lunch here after a long walk and the burger here really hit the spot. Tasty, dressed just right, and full of flavour! read more

This burger is amazing. There's not a fancy menu just fancy ingredients. I like that your options are limited. They give it to you straight: we sell a good burger, take it or leave it. The dirty bacon is delicious. It has a bit of vinegar and real British bacon. One of the best burgers in London. And believe me, I tried a lot. read more

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The burger at this joint are phenomenal! Would recommend stopping by and trying the burgers and other decent items on the menu including fries read more

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To say that I love Dirty Burger would be a massive understatement. Greasy burgers, salty fries, and excellent milkshakes made to order... it's heaven in your mouth. My only fear is that I always stop by Dirty Burger when I'm famished, after playing an hour of five a side football. Is it possible my hunger for just about anything has skewed my view of how good Dirty Burger actually is? I hope not, but I rarely find myself in Vauxhall to figure it out. Don't go to Dirty Burger expecting a fancy establishment. I mean come on, it's all in the name. The burger you get won't actually be dirty, but it's not called "Fancy Burger" for a reason. You need to eat the burger as soon as you get it, otherwise it'll practically fall apart or get soggy. That's just the nature of the beast, not much you can do about it other than enjoy it! Don't go here on a date. Go with your best friend, your long-term partner that you don't have to impress, or just by yourself when you need something quick (and dirty!). read more

Dirty Burger is yummy. We often stop here en route home after Friday night drinks. The location is quite tiny, with minimal seating (also, they do not have toilets - this is a good point to know). The food is tasty. Amazing and unique? Nope. Solidly good, fresh, and well-prepared? Absolutely. Classic short-order cooking at its best. The menu is small which allows Dirty Burger to be fast & consistent. The grill is right behind the counter so you can watch your order being prepared while you wait. The crinkle cut fries aren't my favorite variety, but they're ok. The onion rings are really delicious. If you haven't ever been in, I really recommend this place. Yum. read more

Don't get the veggie burger. What is with all of the servers looking like they want to kill you after being asked the simplest of questions? I was rushed to come forward, then rushed to order. Unfortunately the facilities, location and burgers themselves do not make up for the terrible service. At £5 for an oily slice of mushroom and some burn cheese and slimed arugula (rocket) in a bun to go, it's really not worth bothering. read more

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Go THERE! I'm just pissy as hell because they don't have gluten-free buns. The fries and the shake were great though and the staff was very friendly and just kind of perfect. The whole place has a nice vibe. ....but yeah do it, throw some rank gluten-free buns in the freezer, it is bloody 2014, message me and we'll get this star ranking up. read more

I've been to this branch several times, as well as the Kentish Town one once, and while it certainly lives up to the 'dirty' part of the name, the burgers didn't blow me away. Onion fries, if a little expensive at £3.25, are what makes this place for me (pity it's not called "Dirty Onion Rings", in which case I'd probably give it 4*s). Breakfast is ok (my bacon burger was overpriced at £4, my friend's sausage burger was apparently worth the cost though), and coffee/tea on tap for £1 does add a little to the value. But I'd rather go to one of the little greasy spoons within 3 minute's walk, or Brunswick House. After 11am burgers are swiftly served up, ready to be scoffed down with fries (over-salted) and a freshly made shake, OJ or beer. One word review: sloppy. read more

It is both a blessing and a curse that Dirty Burger is on my way home. A blessing because it's one of the best burger joints in London, and it's a curse because I constantly want burgers! The burgers are cooked to order, with fresh ingredients and great quality meat. Last night I had the BBQ special, which was topped with pulled pork and was heavenly! The fries are so tasty, and I've also had the onion fries before, which a perfectly battered pieces of onion. If you're a milkshake connoisseur like me the strawberry milkshake should not be missed! read more

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Great burger - so that's the main bit, if you are in the area and fancy a burger then hands down this is the place to go. The bad bits - the chips were a bit like crinkle cut oven chips - OK but nothing special. I would definitely order the onion fries next time - they looked sublime. The outside seating is supremely cramped, not really worth sitting there unless you have no choice. Luckily we got a table inside. read more

Dirty burger, more like s**t burger. Disgusting. Cold chips. Poor service. Is rather eat a turd.

I viewed the comments before reaching and ordered Dirty Bacon,Crinkle cut fries and Limonaya.Just so so for bacon,the fries was palatable and worth tasting. read more

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Fancy an upmarket Burger King experience? Dirty Burger is a good option. Does what it says on the tin: sloppy, juicy, messy burgers. As someone else mentioned, perfect ratio of bun to beef. Onion fries are worth a go too. Be warned, your hair and clothing will reek of meat and fried oil afterwards. Also, if you are there longer than 15min your bum will be numb as the seats are slippery and not quite big enough. Still, an ideal choice for a speedy, deliciously greasy experience. read more

I didn't know that Dirty Burger had opened a branch in Vauxhall until we happened to be near it. In fact, we almost went to Nando's just because we needed to use the restroom, but opted to try the burgers instead. Cheap and delicious. I'm American, and while I appreciate a posh burger from time to time, these tasted like home. Juicy and with the pickles and the buns and just perfect happiness all over. If you're in the area, it's easy enough to stop in and pick up a burger and chips (which are also good). The previous reviewer said the burger was "well cooked," but I like mine a little more pink in the middle and it didn't disappoint. It's probably cooked medium, but it's still perfectly juicy and just so delicious. I'm really making myself hungry writing this review. read more

This is a favourite place to go after a work Friday night out for the following reasons: (a) it is on our way home (b) it is inexpensive + quick, and (c) because of the juicy, greasy cheeseburgers It makes no pretence of anything other than a quick stop for a burger after a night out (it is called Dirty Burger after all) but it beats every awful fried chicken, kebab, or fast food place hands down. I prefer the burgers in some other establishments (Five Guys comes to mind) and the fries are "ok", probably preventing a 5-star review, but I've never been anything other than immensely satisfied after wolfing down a Dirty cheeseburger at 5-past-late-o'clock. Good consistency of juicy beef, melted cheese, mayo and other toppings. It is a small establishment with some bar-style seating, given the fact it is under a railway arch at Vauxhall station, but it is never too busy for a seat when I've been in the (very) late evenings. There's a sort of "industrial, run-down metal shack" vibe going on, which actually I love, it is different from most places and fits in with its rail-based location. The menu is basic, don't come expecting a huge variety of exotic burger toppings - but they do serve bottles of beer if you're still in the drinking mood. You'll wait around 5 mins for them to cook the burger, but they cook it right in front of you, so you can't get much fresher! You'll probably eat it in less time than it took to make, but that may say less about the size of your meal and more about your hunger levels; amplified by the delicious smells of cooking beef circling around this little quick food stop. read more

I was curious, when I found out that Dirty Burger opened their second branch earlier this year. Weeks or even months gone by until I finally managed to get down to their new Vauxhall shop. Located in a railway arch, they tried to keep up their burger shack theme. It is not quite as quirky and industrial as the original shop in Kentish Town, but I think the Vauxhall outpost is a pretty decent effort. As you'd expect when you have been to their first shop before, you are in for a decent burger. When you crave a burger and are in the area, make sure you check out Dirty Burger - it's one of my favourite burgers in London along with the crinkle cut chips. read more

I can't believe I live so close to one of the best burger places in London! I have to physically hold myself back from getting a Dirty Burger most nights as they are so nearby. Everything about Dirty Burger Vauxhall is great, from the price, to the taste. I especially love the fact that you can see the whole preparation process going on in front of you as you walk in. The entire kitchen is exposed and watching your order being cooked is a very satisfying thing. Eating it even more so. The burgers are full of flavour and wonderfully served in all their dirty oozy goodness! I would advise anyone in the area to grab a Dirty burger right away! read more

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Great place for a quick greasy burger. They only have three burgers on the menu - the cheeseburger, bacon and veggie options. I had the bacon cheeseburger, which was dropping and juicy with a patty cooked just right and all the right stuff on top. I also got the fries, which were almost too much to handle after the burger. Service is very quick. Not a place you would go on a date, but if you want a quick bite near Vauxhall - head right in. read more

Very good burger and onion rings. Cons: one onion ring was so burnt, it was black and looked like it came from hell (there weren't that many onion rings so that wasn't cool). And we got no Ketchup for the fries, so when we got back to our hotel we were bummed about eating dry fries. read more

Overall, great burger. The price was a bit steep, but when you are hungry for a burger, this certainly hits the spot. I just had the basic cheeseburger with the crinkle fries. I really liked that the meat was seasoned and the fries were pre salted. My only complaint is that the meat was a little too pink. read more

Had big expectations for this place and was pretty disappointed to be honest. The onion fries were very nice I have to admit. The burger was nothing to write home about, bit on the dry side and no better than what you'd get served up in a Wetherspoons. It wasn't even what I'd particularly call a 'dirty burger' such as the luscious ones they do at MEAT Liquor... The venue is tiny as well. Good luck getting a seat at peak times. read more

Simple menu with good American style diner burgers with that just right amount of grease fat. The kind that just drips down your chin that little bit. The burgers are delicious and I always have the cheese burger. Sometime I even double up on the meat if I am extra hungry. Service is brief but efficient but this isn't a place that you come and hang out for too long. You order, get your food, saddle up in a seat, eat and watch the passing vauxhall gyratory traffic go by and enjoy the food. I've had the cheese burger and its fresh to order so you will wait about five minutes. It's worth it. Also had the onion rings which are also fresh and not cooked from frozen. The batter is rich so if you are intent on finishing your burger, don't overdo the onion rings. Lastly I've had the crinkle cut fries. These are also good and are a novelty in a world of chips and straight fries. However they are also the reason for only a four star rating. The fries are good, tasty and a novelty but for the cost a bit steep. That is my only complaint. Two thumbs up otherwise for this place. Give it a go...and no, the burgers aren't dirty. read more

Wowowowowowowow omg. One of the best burgers I've ever had!!!!!!!!!!!! Amazing crinkly fries too. I thought the vanilla milkshake tasted horrible and mediciney but omg the burger and fries!!!! So friendly too. read more

Great milkshake, really! Oreo milkshake is great. But in the end, it's roughly a 12 oz. milkshake for 5 pounds. too much. burgers are fine, fries are good. location is great. it's a deal for a quick meal, but nothing too special in the end for the price. read more

Our hotel was a short walk from Dirty Burger and we are so glad we found this place as it was open late. We stopped by nightly for a burger after drinking and walking around London. read more

Best burger I've had in London (aside from my boyfriend's homemade ones, of course)! So delicious! Good quality meat and an interesting, tasty assortment of ingredients on their special, cooked to perfection. I had one with guacamole and peppers that was heavenly. It's probably a good thing Vauxhall is nowhere near where I live/work or I'd be coming here every day. Certainly whenever I'm in the area I'll stop by! read more

How can they have the world's greasiest burgers, name the place Dirty Burger, and hand you one napkin? Do they roll the buns in corn oil? Why did I feel like it was used to mop up an auto mechanic shop floor? I just don't see the appeal. I guess in London, if you decorate in any other style than a 1940s pub vibe, and you massively overcharge for any food, you are automatically hip, trendy, and chic... it doesn't matter what the actual food tastes like. read more

I think 3 stars is generous especially when comparing Dirty Burger to some of the other burger places in London that are amazing like Patty and Bun, Meat Liquor etc. This burger was very average, nothing exciting and a soggy bun (inexcusable). The chips were pretty good and the onion fries just OK. To top it off there is no toilet which is bizarre. Overall just fine but I won't be back. read more

An enjoyable meal, but the burgers of average quality. The meat patty in the burgers are a little peppery and small. On the other hand, the crinkle cut fries. I am only giving 3 stars because there are many other very good burger restaurants in this town. read more

Pretty boring burger, small, soggy bun, and fries were just greasy

I was hungry and had two burgers: dirty bacon and cheese burger. I'm happy with the bun, the bacon and the sauce. I think the beef is not that good though. read more

I like this burger place. Fresh and tasty and a good stop on the way to Vauxhall City Farm with the kids.

All the way from Arizona to London to have the BEST cheeseburger!!! The flavor is amazing. You can't walk by and smell their burgers cooking and not walk in. The owner really cares about giving you quality product and a cool experience. Thx for being our first meal in England. We will be back! read more

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