First time here! Dark and mysterious, classic rock and roll (Fleetwood MAC : The Chain - need I say…read moremore?) - good selection of spirits without being over the top, conspiratorial couples, friendly bartender, 3 screens with a variety of selections, pool table, dart boards, very fair prices - all the pieces are here, people!

Great bar! Very relaxed atmosphere. Not too big or small. Great beer selection. They even have…read morefree shots when a near by train passes. So fun. Pool table, darts, and giant Janga. Love the 90's and oldies music on the juke box. That and the friendly owners and bartenders give this place a great vibe. Perfect place to hit up on the weekends or meet up with friends after work. I found my new favorite hang out.

Great bar with good music and good drinks. Beautiful back yard and stage on the bayou. Definitely a…read moreplace to have a good time.

Sucks really sucks no food no nothing sucks , ok really sucks , ok did I say it's sucksread more

My wife and I are from California near San Franciso. A few weeks ago, we were on an 18-day driving…read moretour to visit relatives and friends in the South. We ate at many places along the way including the well-known restaurants in New Orleans. But one of our favorites places to eat was the lunch we had at Turtle Landing. Ice cold beer and Po' Boys. Nice folks around the bar, good food, couldn't ask for anything better!

To be honest, just a roadside bar/grill that offers a simple yet tasty menu. Cousin and I were…read morepassing thru. Yes, this place is a dive but looks like a good local place to catch some live music. The owner Casey was great (our server), and the shrimp Po Boys were very good.

Food is absolutely the best. Steak was Easy on the pocket…read morealso. Was a five star from service to food.

Don't let this place fool you when you walk up. It does look like a dive bar, but once you walk…read morethrough the door you feel at home. You have to give it try on a Wednesday - steak night. Amazing!! The steaks are huge and come with either garlic mashed or baked potato. Steak, potato, salad and a roll for $28. The steak is so ginormous, I ended up taking half my food home for the next day. We had a nice size margarita for only $8. Service was friendly. Can't wait to go back and try the wings.

Super cute dive bar. Servers were friendly, AC was blasting inside. The bbq pizza was delicious!…read moreBeer and cider was ice cold and the live music was an added bonus to a fun time!

You cannot get more local than the Ugly Pirate-- great place to grab a beer and meet a stranger or…read morehang with friends. TVs inside and out, so much outdoor seating, dogs welcomed, and pizza is great. Love the bartenders and cook

Love this place! We're not in Slidell too often, but we made it a point to swing by here again when…read morewe were in town! I've only ever had their breakfast here, but they do SUCH a great job, I'll have to come back for their lunches too It's a casual eatery that always seems to be fairly popular. Everything is very reasonably priced, so yummy, and their portions are generous. You'll go home full without completely emptying your wallet I highly recommend their "Poor Man's Benedict" ($10). It's SO good! It comes with their freshly baked biscuit topped with fried chicken and a poached egg, smothered in their homemade sausage gravy. The biscuit is soft, the eggs are perfect, their fried chicken is flavorful and well-seasoned, and the gravy is savory and just makes it feel like comfort food. You really can't miss out on their fried chicken. I know what you're thinking, fried chicken first thing in the morning? Trust me though, it's DELISH and you won't regret it! If you're really hungry, I suggest the "Chicken Fried Platter" ($13). It's very similar to the Benedict, but it comes with an extra side. We tried the hashbrowns and they were yum. Crispy surface and soft on the inside. Just the way I like 'em!

Left after sitting at table for 25-35 minutes without service, so I can't speak to the food…read more Granted the place was very busy. After about 15 minutes, I walked to the waitress station and politely asked for a menu; the response was an eye roll with menus "shoved" at me in an aggravated manner. Regardless, I thanked her. Soon, the same young waitresscame over and took our drink orders (waters) nicely, but then she left the back room where we were seated and did not return! Whaa? I never saw her again, so we have it another 15 min and gave up. We looked for our angry waitress as we walked through to leave hoping she, or anyone, might notice we were leaving, but nothing. The restaurant was crowded and diners seemed happy enough so perhaps we simply got the wrong person in the wrong moments. However, since I'm from out-of-state, this is the impression I will forever have of La Pines Cafe.

We went there on Saturday night after dinner to have a few drinks and dance. Overall we had a…read moregreat time until the female bar tender was rude and had the nerve to ask my boyfriend "what is your problem" and told him he was giving her "attitude " all night. When he responded to her that she was being a complete "Bi@%H", she motioned over to the "security" guy, who aggressively came over to "throw" us out (A group of 6- 3 couples). Let me preface with we had been there for a few hours and had spent a lot of money at the bar and every time we went to the bar the female bar tender was completely miserable. Should my boyfriend have called her out of her name, probably not; however what happened next was absolutely uncalled for and honestly I'm appalled. As my boyfriend was being asked to leave by this time several security employees have surrounded him (mind you we are of no threat to anyone), they began to push and shove all of us out the door, when I turned around and told one of them to calm down we were leaving he pushed me and got in my face yelled "GET OUT -LEAVE". Now when I say in my face, I mean nose to nose. Disgusting behavior. Completely disgusting behavior- If you as a bartender and do not have the mentality capacity to work behind the bar and deal with people drinking, then get another profession. Furthermore, to the Security punks who think they are in the movie Roadhouse, you need some more professional and behavioral training. If you cannot walk over to a human being and ask someone to leave before getting physical you should not be working in this type of environment. I guess we should expect more then what we received since we were in dive bar. No one was refusing to leave, we were happy to leave, there was no need for any of this.

Caesar the owner is amazing. He remembers everyone that comes in & their order. If you work in…read morecustomer service he gives 2 for 1 drinks. Atmosphere is mellow, busier on the weekends & Thursday's as it's karaoke, so fun!! Owner is also environmentally friendly (cut plastic 6pack beer holders with scissors) Tons of arcade & it's free on mondays!! Great place will be here every weekend