We were wondering if this place even still existed, since it'd been so long since the last review!…read more We just moved to Westchester, and were excited to have a local hangout in walking distance. This is your typical dive bar (dimly lit, needs plenty of updating) with dart tournaments 7 nights a week, pool tables (which worked fine--I used them), and a couple other games conducive to under-the-table betting. They sell darts, tips, and anything else you can think of dart-related here. The women's restroom was shockingly clean and good-smelling. Even had a vase with artificial flowers, and scented hand soap. They do not serve food here. I suggest filling up at Los Tres Amigos before coming here. There's a Touchtunes Jukebox that allows you to pick songs (for a fee) from your smart phone. The drinks were good and very reasonably priced. The female bartender was friendly and personable. They do allow smoking here (blech!!!), and people definitely partake, so expect to wash yourself and your clothing as soon as you get home.

The best place on the gulf coast to play darts. Dart leagues and tournaments every day of the week…read more The freindliest bartenders in town, and a family like environment. Cook outs almost every Sunday. Also the best place to watch the Slidell parades during Mardi Gras season.

Horrible place very small closed up place the smoke is so bad you can't even breathe make people go…read moreoutside if they want to smoke could be a nice place not everyone wants to die from cancer.

First time here! Dark and mysterious, classic rock and roll (Fleetwood MAC : The Chain - need I say…read moremore?) - good selection of spirits without being over the top, conspiratorial couples, friendly bartender, 3 screens with a variety of selections, pool table, dart boards, very fair prices - all the pieces are here, people!

Great bar with good music and good drinks. Beautiful back yard and stage on the bayou. Definitely a…read moreplace to have a good time.

Sucks really sucks no food no nothing sucks , ok really sucks , ok did I say it's sucksread more

Service was nice and views were wonderful! We ate on the back patio. I had the Cajun Burger with…read morefries. One of my favorite burgers, by far! My husband had the Crab Cake Poboy and loved it! It was an amazing experience!!

Great wings and atmosphere. They have live music some nights and it's great bc it isn't too loud.read more

We came here last night for a family dinner and had a great meal! We started with the pulled pork…read morenachos which was delicious and I got the club sandwich for dinner with tater tots. My Aunt got the mushroom Swiss burger and husband got the alligator sausage! Service was great and everyone was very friendly, it definitely gave a neighborhood feel with a locals vibe to it. You can play pool and watch football inside or hang out back on the deck overlooking the water surrounded by plants and trees. Will definitely be back to sit outside once it cools down more.

Bartender was rude and service was slow. Locals are kept asking what nationality I was, what does…read moreit matter? Would not recommend, terrible experience. I had one and done.

Super cute dive bar. Servers were friendly, AC was blasting inside. The bbq pizza was delicious!…read moreBeer and cider was ice cold and the live music was an added bonus to a fun time!

You cannot get more local than the Ugly Pirate-- great place to grab a beer and meet a stranger or…read morehang with friends. TVs inside and out, so much outdoor seating, dogs welcomed, and pizza is great. Love the bartenders and cook

Love this place! We're not in Slidell too often, but we made it a point to swing by here again when…read morewe were in town! I've only ever had their breakfast here, but they do SUCH a great job, I'll have to come back for their lunches too It's a casual eatery that always seems to be fairly popular. Everything is very reasonably priced, so yummy, and their portions are generous. You'll go home full without completely emptying your wallet I highly recommend their "Poor Man's Benedict" ($10). It's SO good! It comes with their freshly baked biscuit topped with fried chicken and a poached egg, smothered in their homemade sausage gravy. The biscuit is soft, the eggs are perfect, their fried chicken is flavorful and well-seasoned, and the gravy is savory and just makes it feel like comfort food. You really can't miss out on their fried chicken. I know what you're thinking, fried chicken first thing in the morning? Trust me though, it's DELISH and you won't regret it! If you're really hungry, I suggest the "Chicken Fried Platter" ($13). It's very similar to the Benedict, but it comes with an extra side. We tried the hashbrowns and they were yum. Crispy surface and soft on the inside. Just the way I like 'em!

Left after sitting at table for 25-35 minutes without service, so I can't speak to the food…read more Granted the place was very busy. After about 15 minutes, I walked to the waitress station and politely asked for a menu; the response was an eye roll with menus "shoved" at me in an aggravated manner. Regardless, I thanked her. Soon, the same young waitresscame over and took our drink orders (waters) nicely, but then she left the back room where we were seated and did not return! Whaa? I never saw her again, so we have it another 15 min and gave up. We looked for our angry waitress as we walked through to leave hoping she, or anyone, might notice we were leaving, but nothing. The restaurant was crowded and diners seemed happy enough so perhaps we simply got the wrong person in the wrong moments. However, since I'm from out-of-state, this is the impression I will forever have of La Pines Cafe.

Caesar the owner is amazing. He remembers everyone that comes in & their order. If you work in…read morecustomer service he gives 2 for 1 drinks. Atmosphere is mellow, busier on the weekends & Thursday's as it's karaoke, so fun!! Owner is also environmentally friendly (cut plastic 6pack beer holders with scissors) Tons of arcade & it's free on mondays!! Great place will be here every weekend

We went there on Saturday night after dinner to have a few drinks and dance. Overall we had a…read moregreat time until the female bar tender was rude and had the nerve to ask my boyfriend "what is your problem" and told him he was giving her "attitude " all night. When he responded to her that she was being a complete "Bi@%H", she motioned over to the "security" guy, who aggressively came over to "throw" us out (A group of 6- 3 couples). Let me preface with we had been there for a few hours and had spent a lot of money at the bar and every time we went to the bar the female bar tender was completely miserable. Should my boyfriend have called her out of her name, probably not; however what happened next was absolutely uncalled for and honestly I'm appalled. As my boyfriend was being asked to leave by this time several security employees have surrounded him (mind you we are of no threat to anyone), they began to push and shove all of us out the door, when I turned around and told one of them to calm down we were leaving he pushed me and got in my face yelled "GET OUT -LEAVE". Now when I say in my face, I mean nose to nose. Disgusting behavior. Completely disgusting behavior- If you as a bartender and do not have the mentality capacity to work behind the bar and deal with people drinking, then get another profession. Furthermore, to the Security punks who think they are in the movie Roadhouse, you need some more professional and behavioral training. If you cannot walk over to a human being and ask someone to leave before getting physical you should not be working in this type of environment. I guess we should expect more then what we received since we were in dive bar. No one was refusing to leave, we were happy to leave, there was no need for any of this.

Food was great. Drinks came in small plastic cups which is a downer and if ypu sit down at a table…read morethey will charge you 18% for a tip no matter if they take care of you or not. If I get anything I do not sit at a table I get my food to go. So big money tips and plastic cups. Brings this to a 3 star review.

Hard to run it back from a week ago to make sure it was as good as i thought…read moreAnd i don't know how but it's better They have a loyal customer out of me! Swamp fries are delicious flavorful and hot Service is A1 and it's a chill spot to be