Ok, so here's how my experience started...I arrived with a full bladder, searching madly for the nearest bathroom. With trepidation I followed the concierge's hand signals towards an envelope of shrouded darkness. Luckily I popped out in a passageway with complete with lights....whew....unluckily, once I had found the bathroom, it appeared the bathroom's light bulb was out (this was not part of the setup, I considered it for a moment, but knew it wouldn't work, no one wants to clean up after that, and confirmed it later in the evening upon returning to a then well lit bathroom).
Anyway, as I said, I needed to go, pronto...so I made a calculated guess of where everything was from the doorway, before plunging headlong into the blackness as the door closed behind me and all light was emphatically extinguished....
It all worked out OK (I think...I couldn't really tell too much, but I even managed to find the soap and wash my hands!). This was just my first 5 minutes at the place, and already I was enticed by the sheer feeling of helplessness one experiences in the dark, even though you can usually get by just fine if you put your mind to it and take certain precautions!
Right, on to the "advertised" experience. So we went in as a large group, 1 hand on the shoulder of the person in front, don't let go, or you'll be left behind enemy lines and never find your way out. Lost forever in the inky darkness. Possibly waking up in a bath full of ice...no, let me stop there...
Luckily, I managed to hold on to my guide....Unluckily I walked straight into a wall! If you could imagine someone mashing their face up against a pane of glass, then you'd have a pretty good idea of how I looked, except it's funnier when it's glass, not a wall, people are watching from the other side, and it was your intention to do this for other's amusement. Luckily, no one saw it happen, as it was completely dark. Unluckily, everyone heard me grunt at the point of impact....
After sitting down the real experience started, we had a sample of wine and tapas. It was an awesome experience trying to figure out what you were eating, how much was actually on your plate (there were numerous Eureka! moments when people found they had one more of their favourite morsels left on their plate that they hadn't noticed), and how to tackle your food with a knife and fork.
Obviously the knife and fork was just foreplay, and could only be tolerated as long as your will power allowed, soon being sidelined in favour of the more direct and hedonistic strategy of digging in with your hands. It was truly a experience of discovery and excitement. Everything was unexpected, even Matt taking off his shirt unbeknownst to most...Conversation was enthralling as once everyone was finished eating, their was literally nothing else to distract people, you were either speaking or listening (or perhaps making out, I'm not sure if any of that went down...but it could have...).
The only reason I'm giving them 4 stars, is because I wouldn't say the food was earth shattering, and I can't give them 5 stars unless the experience was perfect. The food was definitely good value for what we paid, but we only had the tapas. Without any shadow of a doubt I will be returning to sample their 3 course menu, and will then update this review with my more qualified thoughts on their culinary expertise. All in all the experience is definitely a "must try" in my book...except for those afraid of the dark... read more