Ho hum...So....here I am just took a break from work to drive quite a distance to bring my husband…read moresome coffee, as he forgot.
I parked at his job site (L st Hull) and decided to walk to grab the coffee given that it was only .4 miles up the street.
A sudden urge hit me upon my speedy arrival. Oh god no... I have to use the ladies and panic set in. My husbands boss was on-site so I had to be sneaky about the coffee so nope. No bathroom option there, even if I could have held it that long.
So I begrudgingly ask the woman at tedeschies, who doesn't even look like she had clocked in yet for some help (being a fellow human being and all-knowing that sometimes these so called human needs do and can on-set suddenly.
"I came all the way from south weymouth (true and roughly a 20-30 min drive, depending on traffic which at 9am there was plenty of), took a break from my work to bring him the coffee he had forgotten to stop for. I don't see a restroom, however and I do desprately need to go?"
To which she replied, "Yup. No public rest roooooom!", and her tone was gleefully repugnant.
A bit frustrated, yet still seeking relief I then approach the Dunks side, ordered, paid and finally and politely waited in line to simply ask, "So....(insert previous story about how I got here, being the silly, silly do-gooder that I am), there really is no restroom for patrons, here, huh because I have to go urgently?", as I involuntarily began doing the dance we ALL know so very painfully well.
The woman said no, of course and then added that maybe, just maybe...the fire station across the street will make an exception for my non-fire related emergency. Wow. And bothering the nice firemen sounded like a horrible thing to be forced to do...those boys have more important things things to tend to. Guilty. That is how I know felt for being so very human.
Otherwise-she added, there was a gas station a lil over one mile up the street-in the oppisite direction that I needed to walk to get back to both my husband and my vehical which I now felt very incredlibly stupid having left it behind to both save gas $ (at my husbands request) as well as (supposed to be my silver lining) get some excirsize. Boy big mistake. Maybe next time I will invest in some depends. Wink.
Anyway, no shade on Dunks because the nice firemen that I was forced to make my problem thiers, bothering them for something other than a fire, (smh) kindly took pity on lil ole me and even went so far beyond as to check that thier facilities where clean first. Awe!! What nice/handsome firemen hull has!! Lucky, lucky Hull!
Afterwards I offered to buy them all a round of coffee (in exchange for the inconvenience) which they refused but thanked me for anyway stating, "How kind of you-no one coming in from tedeschies to use our bathroom ever bothers to make such a lovely offer."
So happy ending there (and a great review coming for Hull fire station), but still....tedeschies....wtf kind of rule is this?!? I understand you wanted to cut down on the riff raff but... why punish your innocent (fellow human beings with the very same human needs) patrons??? And thus this not so good review.
You're welcome.
Sorry, not sorry.